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Donald Trump
02:00
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Donald Trump is standing up for what's right
He wants to make America great again
A shrewd businessman, exactly what this country needs
If elected, he will succeed (he will fulfill all campaign promises)
China, China, China, China
They own some debt, it's serious, kinda
He'll build a wall, secure our borders
Then comes a Great Flood of law and order
Donald Trump (Donald Trump)
He'll be the boss, America is his employee
Donald Trump (Donald Trump)
He'll outlaw Spanish, we don't speak that in this country
Donald Trump (Donald Trump)
No more free cars for illegal immigrants
Donald Trump (Donald Trump)
Donald Trump we will make love to you
(again and again and again and again and)
Donald Trump we will make love to you
(again and again and again and again and)
We'll have such profitable offspring with you
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Jill Stein
01:10
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Jill Stein, running for president in 2016
Jill Stein, affiliated with the party called “Green”
Jill Stein, Jill Stein, Jill Stein, Jill
Jill Stein, she has grown since Bernie Sanders left
Jill Stein, I know that myriad people think she is the best
Jill Stein, Jill Stein, Jill Stein, Jill
It’s really hard to run for president
It’s really hard to run for president x 4
Especially for third Party candidates
Jill Stein, if voting for her appeals to you
Jill Stein, I am not gonna tell you what to do
Jill Stein, Jill Stein, Jill Stein, Jill
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Jeb Bush
03:13
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Jeb is back on Earth
From his alien world
So eager just to prove
He's a regular man
Jeb for president
I know he's just what we need
He owns an Apple Watch
And a Macbook Pro
Jeb 4 Prez
x 3
Jeb's gonna win
x 3
When Jeb is faltering
When Jeb feels down
He uses Apple products like iPhone, Macbook Pro, or Apple Watch
To turn his life around
Jeb 4 Prez
x 3
Jeb's gonna win
Macbook Pro
Jeb's gonna win
Jeb, Jeb, c'mon, Jeb
C'mon, Jeb, Jeb
x 1k
Macbook Pro, baby
Uber's no big deal
iPhone
Apple Watch
Macbook Pro, baby
Applications
iPhone
Apple Watch
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4. |
Bernie Sanders
03:04
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Bernie's getting rough, Bernie's getting tough
C'mon, Bernie
He's runnin' for prez, democratic socialism in his head
I can feel the bern
Bernie is here and he's ready to offer another way
Income inequality is a thing he would like to change
Free healthcare and college for everyone, yes, that is his aim
We'll all share the pizza of prosperity so please have a slice
B-bernie Sanders
B-bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders bring it up, bring it up tonight
Bernie Sanders bring it up, bring it up tonight
Bernie Sanders heating up, heating up the night
Bernie Sanders crank it up, crank it up tonight
I'm not such a huge fan of blending art and politics
At least not in a serious way, but I really want Bernie Sanders to win
I don't think he's a panacea, but he's probably the best we can get
And his stances of womens' and social issues are
Quite ideal
Bernie Sanders bring it up, bring it up tonight
(Another injustice, Wall Street corruption, gender inequality, poverty)
Bernie Sanders bring it up, bring it up tonight
(Immigration, racism, War on Drugs, global warming, sick leave, police brutality)
Bernie Sanders heating up, heating up the night
(Another injustice, Wall Street corruption, gender inequality, poverty)
Bernie Sanders crank it up, crank it up tonight
(Immigration, racism, War on Drugs, global warming, sick leave, police brutality)
Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders
(gender inequality, poverty)
Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders
(sick leave, police brutality)
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Ben Carson
02:53
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Hillary Clinton
03:07
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Hi, it's me Hillary and I'm ready to be the prez
Hillary is just the candidate for me
Because I'm a corporation
Hillary, a proponent of inconsistency
She's sending weird vibrations
Gimme dat money
Gimme dat power
Gimme dat Hillary, Hillary, Hillary
Gimme success
Gimme ivory tower
Gimme dat Hillary, Hillary, Hillary
Hillary loves to copy Bernie Sanders
(A lot a people are saying that, right?)
Some would argue she's a liberal pretender
Does she like Apple products? I don't know
But she probably owns a Macbook Pro
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Clinton
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Clinton
Wife of Bill with a daughter named Chelsea Clinton
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Clinton
Yes, we serve you, Hillary
And we want to sing your praises
C'mon, now Hillary
Hillary for Prez
We could vote for Hillary
She could be our mighty ruler
Go down in history
Hillary Clinton
X 2
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Clinton
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Clinton
Wife of Bill with a daughter named Chelsea Clinton
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Clinton
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Clinton
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Clinton
Campaign donors like Goldman Sachs and equivalents
Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Clinton
Hillary Dot President Dot Net
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Marco Rubio
02:13
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Marco Rubio, Marco, Rubio, Marco
Marco Rubio, Marco, Rubio, Marco
Rubio
Watching TV in my dreams the other day
Heard that Marco Rubio was here to stay
He's runnin' for prez, campaigning like crazy
Not gonna try hard, so my rap'll be lazy
Republican party, the last time I heard
His performance at Debate™ was really absurd
Taking on the Trump, the Carson, the Cruz, too
Marco Rubio is the man for you
Marco Rubio, Marco, Rubio, Marco
Marco Rubio, Marco, Rubio, Marco
Rubio
So I went to my fridge, tryna grab a beer
Comin' around the corner, what did I hear?
A Thump! Thump! Thump! Nasty squeakin' from my bed
I looked at my cock, no, it wasn't in my bed
I started approaching, I heard some groans
It was really apparent that I wasn't alone
I tippity-tip-toe, moving awfully slow
She's screaming his name and it's "Marco Rubio!"
I can't resist, I open up the door
Marco is balls-deep in a CEO
He's cutting her taxes with every thrust
She's flush with cash, I know she's gonna bust
"Treat my workers like shit!"
He screams, "Okay!"
They're eliminating sick-leave and lowering pay
Boom, they cum, so I hurry and slam the door.
I pass out fast, my head settles on the floor
Marco Rubio, Marco, Rubio, Marco
Marco Rubio, Marco, Rubio, Marco
Rubio
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Ted Cruz
02:14
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Ted Cruz/cruise to the White House
Got a real fast car, gonna drive it to the White House
Ted Cruz/cruise to the White House
Got a V12 engine, 576 horsepower
Ted Cruz is the right one
Got a real hot smile, gonna kiss and hug America
Ted Cruz/cruise to the White House
420 miles per hour, passing Trump and Carson
Blessings will follow where Ted Cruz goes
(Ted Ted Cru-u-uz)
They're talking about him on TV shows
(Ted Ted Cru-u-uz)
He hates avocados, we can't have those, no
(Ted Ted Cru-u-uz)
So stand up and vote for Ted Cruz
Think it's time for Ted Cruz
Take off your shirts and your shoes
Know he belongs in the White House
I think it's probably the right house for Cruz
Ted Cruz is waiting for you
There's not a thing you can do
Shirtless inside of your nightmares
But then you wake and he's there in your room
He slithers across the floor
And chases you to the door
Try to escape but you're locked in
You watch his face and your heart sinks
And now he's smiling at you
(Ted Cruz is smiling at you)
And now he's smiling at you
(Ted Cruz is smiling at you)
And now he's smiling at you
(Ted Cruz is smiling at you)
And now he's smiling at you-ou-ou-ou
What the hell are you smiling about, Ted Cruz?
Ted Cruz gonna be the president
Ted Cruz gonna be the president
Ted Cruz gonna be the president
Ted Cruz gonna be the president
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