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Webs

by Hot Dad

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JFlow best track hands down Favorite track: Website World.
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Austin vasquez If I was going to describe how it feels to be on the internet for over 10 years to someone, I would just send them this album. Favorite track: Web Love.
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Kenneth Malloy Webs is a concept album chronicling the life of the modern shut-in and how his addiction to the internet seals him off from the world both physically and mentally.

It starts out fun. Who doesn't love websites, especially when your internet dreams keep coming true? But it soon takes over. You lose the one person you care about. In a last ditch effort, you offer her to come and live in your website world. Tears well in her eyes as she backs away, unable to deal with the shell you've become. Favorite track: Website World.
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I love websites oh, oh, oh I love websites oh, oh, oh, oh, oh google.com, yahoo.com, petsmart.com, geico.com goodyear.com tacobell.com, wendys.com, whitehouse.gov Log on .com .org .net .me .co .biz .tv No room in your life for sons or wives Because the websites are so nice I love websites oh, oh, oh I love websites oh, oh, oh, oh, oh rollingstone.com, download.com, foodnetwork.com, linkedin.com msnbc.com, bbc.co.uk, pornhub.com, ashleymadison.com .info .link .ninja .de .nyc .club .in .mobi Don't n-e-g-l-e-c-t to feed your p-e-t-s, please I can't, I can't, I can't get enough I keep loading pages, I'll never give up Horny single women, the CDC The world wide web has just what I need youporn.com, oprah.com, spankwire.com, paypal.com nfl.com, nfl.com, nfl.com, bangbus.com espn.go.com, nba.com, foxnews.com, brazzers.com hardsextube.com, realitykings.com, chaturbate.com arbys.com I love websites oh, oh, oh I love websites oh, oh, oh, oh, oh bing.com, mcdonalds.com, walmart.com, ebay.com nfl.com, imdb.com, nfl.com, nytimes.com pizzahut.com, hotsportsnews.org, cutenudemen.tv, sexuallytransmitteddiseases.biz spinach.net, papajohns.com, papajohns.net, papajohns.biz, papajohns.org freegameofthronesepisodes.biz, onions.org, ilovemychildren.nyc, strangeuncles.net, candycrush69420.69, moistpizza.youth, freeviagra.666, spinach.net
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I spend so much time on the 'net Refuse to change my browsing habits Downloading every link that I click Offline browsing, how could you forget? I'm caught in a web But it's not what you'd expect Or maybe it is Cause you know I love the 'net I visit every link, I don't care what you think It takes so many clicks to get my fix I could never change my life for you Because my internet dreams keep coming true Coming true Coming true I wake up, I click all day There's no longer a division between work and play Hard to remember all of the sites Won't you be my bookmark baby tonight? The internet will set you free No matter who you are Virtual worlds and virtual girls Make virtual love 'til dawn I'm caught in a web But it's not what you'd expect Or maybe it is Cause you know I love the 'net I visit every link, I don't care what you think It takes so many clicks to get my fix I could never change my life for you Because my internet dreams keep coming true I'll never unplug I'll never unplug I'll never unplug I'll never unplug Join me on the net today There's plenty of good memes and great cat pictures I visit every link, I don't care what you think It takes so many clicks to get my fix I could never change my life for you Because my internet dreams keep coming true
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It's way too hard It wouldn't feel right To live my life without websites I couldn't survive Wake up early, then press go And I hate when pages load real slow They should be optimized You want me to stop, but I won't listen Wanna keep clickin', wanna keep clickin' Top level domains and cam girl vixens Wanna keep clickin', wanna keep clickin' I don't even need a job Just need a website I don't even need a house Just need a website I don't even need a girl Just need a website Unless you come and live in my website world You look at me with such disdain You're jealous of my website brain So precise and refined Watch digital babes and lick my lips Wanna make love to a digital slit Soon I'll be inside You want me to stop, but I won't listen Wanna keep clickin', wanna keep clickin' Top level domains and cam girl vixens Wanna keep clickin', wanna keep clickin' Dog jumps in the pool while his owner's away Wanna keep clickin', wanna keep clickin' Memes about Food Network star Bobby Flay Wanna keep clickin', wanna keep clickin' I don't even to eat Just need a website I don't need to pay my bills Just need a website I don't even need a girl Just need a website Unless you come and live in my website world I don't wanna lose your website tonight I promise to bookmark your website, all right? Nothing's ever gonna change my mind Cause I'm the webmaster for all mankind I'm the internet king It's my favorite thing I take data baths Ones and zeros out the tap Click on the links Tell me what you think Givin' what you get It's called web respect I don't even need a job Just need a website I don't even need a house Just need a website I don't even need a girl Just need a website Unless you come and live in my website world I don't even to eat Just need a website I don't need to pay my bills Just need a website I don't even need a girl Just need a website Unless you come and live in my website world
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Web Love 04:21
You're growing up, you finally got a website now You're learning things, new fantasies and virtual realms I know it ain't easy You're taking chances in the World Wide West Fighting and snark, digital deviancy There's got to be a better way Oh, oh, oh We need some help from above And what it's gonna take is Web Love Open arms, digital kisses and hugs The only catalyst for change is Web Love You're posting things, one-word comments on the YouTube vids Haha, you found a meme, I don't get it, but I'm glad you did I know it ain't easy The cacaphony of digital laughs Voting thumbs down, unfriending me on FB There's got to be a better way Oh, oh, oh We need some help from above And what it's gonna take is Web Love Open arms, digital kisses and hugs The only catalyst for change is Web Love Being nice is really, really cool And if you ain't nice, you are a fool Checkin' out memes, all damn day I love to click, and I love to play Getting on the 'net is my favorite thing I love expressing myself with digital bling Animated gifs on the side of my car They don't actually move, but you assume they do I'm the king of the web, I've got a digital crown If you're mean to my friends, I don't want you around I post lots of nude pictures of myself And if you post negative comments, I'll take them down All this hostility, it ain't no thrill Makes me wanna fight, makes me wanna kill I'm telling you people, you've gotta be nice Web Love 2010 or pay the ultimate price Oh, oh, oh We need some help from above And what it's gonna take is Web Love Open arms, digital kisses and hugs The only catalyst for change is Web Love

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All lyrics and music by Erik Helwig/Hot Dad

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released May 25, 2015

Check out the video for "I Love Websites" here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbdpSZ8A0BQ

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