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AJ Styles
01:43
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Hey, it’s time now for the big match
A.J. Styles is walking toward the ring, yeah
Juicy muscles, those lips you wanna kiss
Got a bladder so big he rarely needs to piss
He’s gonna climb through the ropes, he’s gonna do his thing
We’re gonna watch him win, maybe he’ll win again
The other guy by his side, we’re bound to see them fight
The look of joy on face, every time that they embrace
He’s no longer Air Styles
He’s no longer Mr. Olympia
He is known as A.J. Styles
Sometimes with periods, sometimes without
Here are some selected highlights
Joined up with Jericho, Y2AJ
Defeated Cena at SummerSlam
And then Dean Ambrose at Backlash
AJ Styles, AJ Styles
AJ Styles, whoa-oa-oa oa-oa-oa
AJ Styles, whoa-oa-oa oa-oa-oa
AJ Styles, whoa-oa-oa oa-oa-oa
AJ Styles, whoa-oa-oa oa-oa-oa
He’s got arms, and legs, and guts
A holy man, doing flips so much
AJ Styles, whoa-oa-oa oa-oa-oa
AJ Styles, whoa-oa-oa oa-oa-oa
AJ Styles
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2. |
Roman Reigns
01:51
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Roman Reigns is a beautiful boy
When he's done playing, he always puts away his toys
His lips are very pouty, but he has a nice smile
His hair is always moist, he's had a goatee for a while
His muscles are gigantic, and he loves healthy snacks
He's got some cool tattoos and he's always wearing black
Everybody likes him cause's he's so much fun
He's gonna win the match because his skills are number one
Ro-ro-Roman Reigns, Ro-ro-Roman Reigns
Roman Reigns
If Roman wants to play, please invite him
Be nice to Roman Reigns, he's exciting
We worship Roman Reigns
We'll hug him, we'll kiss him
We'll love him, we'll listen
We'll all scream "Roman Reigns!!"
Ro-ro-Roman Reigns, Ro-ro-Roman Reigns
Roman Reigns
Ro-ro-Roman Reigns, Ro-ro-Roman Reigns
Roman Reigns
Roman Reigns, Roman Reigns
Roman Reigns, Roman Reigns
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3. |
Goldberg
01:24
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Hanging out with Goldberg
Trying to work out the fight
Building up his muscles
Hoping he can piss tonight
Yeah
Going to a discotheque
Gonna shake those hips, oh my
Enter ring, time to rumble
Try to kiss the other guy
The Goldberg, The Goldberg
Goldberg is the king of the ring
Man of muscle, made of meat
Drinks sweat instead of tea
He's a superstar athlete
Goldberg is the king of the ring
Man of muscle, made of meat
Drinks sweat instead of tea
He's a superstar athlete
Goldberg is the man of my dreams
He fights so salaciously
Goldberg, move your body for me
It's time to win the title
Time to do a big slam
Goldberg
The Goldberg
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"Macho Man" Randy Savage
01:10
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He's a cool and he likes to be tough
He's the Macho Man, and he's got the stuff
He's stayin' out late, he's chillin' with his friends
He's the Macho Man, and the fun begins
He made a rap album, it's on compact disc
He's the Macho Man, giving Hogan a kiss
Snap into a Slim Jim, flick it with your wrist
But don't forget, Macho Man, you've probably gotta piss
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon
C'mon, c'mon, Macho Man
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon
C'mon, c'mon, Macho Man
Having fun with the Macho Man
Having fun with the Macho Man
Randy Savage is the Macho Man
Randy Savage is the Macho Man
Big muscles on the Macho Man
Big muscles on the Macho Man
Time to wrestle with the Macho Man
Time to wrestle with the Macho Man
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5. |
Sheamus
01:16
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Sheamus rocks, he's super cool
He really loves causing trouble
Irish man, a Celtic jewel
A mohawk and a giant bladder
Graduate of wrestling school
He has a PhD in slamming
Real big champ, in lots of feuds
Don't fuck around with this guy, Sheamus
Sheamus is a soldier
You can kiss his arse
Recently turned heel, I can't believe it
Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus
Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus
Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus
Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus
Shea-sheamus
Shea-sheamus
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6. |
Hulk Hogan
01:39
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They call him "Mr. Hulk"
He's got a ton of muscle bulk
He's ready to do another slam
Fights Savages, Shieks, and Giants
In a state of public confinement
Within the ring, he is the king we love
Hulkamania arrived like a plague
It couldn't be stopped, people couldn't be saved
(Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk)
Hogan Knows Best, his TV show
He sells Hulkster Burgers in Wal-Mart stores
(Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk)
A messy divorce, a racist dick
He couldn't control his penis tip
He won't admit defeat, he's still on top
He's the only Hulk Hogan that we've got
Hollywood Hulk-O-Rama
The Incredible Hulkster Hunk
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp
Fabulous Terry Bollea
Eats Hulk-A-Roos for lunch
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp
Immortal Mr. Nanny
The Unstoppable Muscle Force
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp
Hulkamania's mighty leader
Axe Bomber, Atomic Drop
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp
Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp
Penis tip
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7. |
Bayley
01:22
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Bayley, you make us crazy
Bayley, we want to hug you
Girl, you're such a ruthless competitor
You upset Emma by being so nice
When the match is started, you do it right
It's time to dance, it's time to fight
NXT Women's World Champion, the title's yours
In terms of your career, it's opened doors
Bayley-to-Belly Suplex
I Hug-plex
B-b-bayley, B-b-bayley, Bayley
B-b-bayley, you are the one we love
B-b-bayley, B-b-bayley, Bayley
B-b-bayley, you've got a ponytail
B-b-bayley, B-b-bayley, Bayley
B-b-bayley, Bayleycanrana, go!
B-b-bayley, B-b-bayley, Bayley
B-b-bayley, a Diva superstar
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8. |
The Rock
01:28
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Dwayne Johnson, a.k.a. Mr. Rock
Muscle man, a urethra in his cock
Goes to his bladder, and then comes the piss
He loves to win, I can promise you this
We've been waiting all night, we need a hero
Mr. Rock is just the man we need
Oiled up for the fight, can't wait to see it
He'll lick his lips and kiss the other guy
I don't know what to say
Mr. Rock is on his way
He's fighting to win free food
Mr. Rock we're in love with you
Ou-ou-ou-ou-ou
C'mon, it's time to rock with the Rock
It's time to rock, time to rock
He'll win the match and make a mad dash
Just let him go, he's gotta piss
He'll lay the smackdown if you smell what I'm cookin'
So know your role, shut your mouth
The Peoples' Champ, he'll never be stopped
Please take a rock, stick it straight up my candy ass
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9. |
Kevin Owens
01:17
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The Kevin Owens has a wife and kids
And he wrestles, too
He loves to win, he's got a propensity
For pummelling you
Keeps his fly zipped up, he's never been seen in a public bathroom
He trains his muscles, trains his body for slammin'
He's coming for you
The Kevin Owens, The Kevin Owens
The Kevin Owens, The Kevin Owens
Kevin Owens, evil wrestler with an attitude
He does his signature Pop-up powerbomb
Intercontinental champion after several feuds
He'll climb the ladder if that's okay with you
He'll make your dreams come true
He's formerly Kevin Steen
He speaks French fluently
Once known as the Anti-Christ of Pro Wrestling
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Kane
01:22
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Kane is just a demon
A monster made of fire and evil
The Undertaker's brother
Inferno match lover, hello
Sometimes he takes off his mask
Becomes a nice guy really fast
He doesn't wanna kill, he only wants to love
Embrace the other guy, give him a hug
Utterly handsome, posh and urbane
A good complexion, a healthy brain
Sometimes the long matches bother Kane
If he holds his piss too long, he gets bladder pain
The Kane is tough, The Kane is rough
The Kane will always do what it takes to win
The Big Red Monster slash Machine, The Devil's Favorite Demon
The Demon slash Monster
Put mask on, take mask off
Good or evil, that's what it takes, uh huh
An unholy work in progress
The Kane, you're Satan's delight
Have you seen any good demons lately?
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Randy Orton
01:22
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Randy Orton
Randy Orton
Randy Orton, I'm in love with you
And I know it's true
Randy Orton, you're in love with me
But I couldn't see
If I get you I don't wanna be just another girl
For the Randy Orton
When I watch you flex your muscles and do wrestling moves
I produce endorphins
Out from the flames comes the face of the Randy Orten
The Randy, Randy, Randy, Randy, Orton, Randy
He's so sweet and crazy
The Randy, Randy, Randy, Randy, Orton, Randy
Hypermobile shoulders
The Randy, Randy, Randy, Randy, Orton, Randy
He'll do an RKO, watch him go
The Randy, Randy, Randy, Orton, Randy, Orton
Please, be my baby tonight
My baby tonight
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12. |
Seth Rollins
01:23
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Seth Rollins, we saw your nude pics
Got a good look at your penis tip
Used to be a member of a trio, the Shield
Then came the Authority, again you turned heel
C'mon, put your hands up, c'mon, let's do it
When you win, it makes a big splash
World Heavyweight Champion, yeah
Money in the Bank, you went for the cash
Go ahead, do the Seth Rollins Smash
The Seth Rollins Smash, let's do it
The Seth Rollins Smash, I wanna hear it
The Seth Rollins Smash, get your hands up
The Seth Rollins Smash, c'mon
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13. |
Shawn Michaels
01:28
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The Shawn Michaels is ready to wrestle tonight
He may be sexy, but this guy is not your boy toy
A modest bladder, he can last 'til the end of the fight
After winning, he embraces the other guy
And the hug begins
Flexing his arms, and spreading his toes
He gives us a glimpse of his signature pose
He's after the title, he's making a plan
He doing whatever the Shawn Michaels can
So go on and lift up your hand
Shawny M, Shawny M
C'mon, Michaels
Shawny M, Shawny M
Show us your body
Shawny M, Shawny M
You've got the muscles
Shawny M, Shawny M
Please wrestle naked
Shawny M, Shawny M
You buy us flowers
Shawny M, Shawny M
You keep us happy
Shawny M, Shawny M
You do the dishes
Shawny M, Shawny M
And we'll always love you for it
Shawny M, Shawny M
And we'll always love, always love the Shawn Michaels
Shawny M, Shawny M
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14. |
Stone Cold Steve Austin
01:04
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Stone Cold, Stone Cold
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Austin 3:16, he whipped your ass instead of kissing
As cold as stone, so obstinate, he'll never listen
He's gonna break into your home
When he's done, you'll be the victim
Alone in your room and he's in your head
Stone Cold, Stone Cold
He's outta control and he's in your bed
Stone Cold, Stone Cold
He'll even attack ole Vince McMahon
It's finally time to gimme a hell yeah
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
Stone Cold, Stone Cold
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Stone Cold, Stone Cold
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Drinks beer, fights hard, he is from Austin
Stone Cold, Stone Cold
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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The Undertaker
01:38
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The Undertaker, he says "rest in peace"
He's a little bit spooky, to say the least
When he exercises, his muscles grow
He is a wrestler on the wrestling show
He wears some black clothes, I told you this
He is a goofy guy, I told you this
He is so crazy, he's so much fun
C'mon Undertaker, it's time to party
Unholy Deadman, ghastly and aloof
You're taking chances, but we're here for you
Undertaker, Under-under-taker
We're so in love with you
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Undertaker, decapitation gesture
We'd give all our heads for you
Ooh, ooh, ooh
He's not a loser, a pyrotechnics user
We want explosions and booms
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Undertaker, Under-under-taker
Undertaker, you've got to win the fight tonight
You've got to Tombstone Piledriver
Undertaker, Under-under-taker
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Mankind
01:30
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The Mankind
Leather mask
Long hair
Just a totally normal guy
He's got a set of sharp teeth
A huge bladder, a super strong jaw
Best friend is a rat named George
If he doesn't fight, he gets real bored
He keeps in shape, he's in good health
He loves to mutilate himself
With Mr. Socko on his hand
The Mankind is our new best friend
The Mankind, The Mankind
The Mankind-i-i-ind
The Mankind, The Mankind
The Mankind-i-i-ind
He's so tough, he's so kind
We love the Mankind all of the time
The Mankind, The Mankind
The Mankind-i-i-ind
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa
The Mankind
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa
The Mankind
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17. |
Sasha Banks
01:31
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Sasha Banks is moving up
A lust for blood, she can't get enough
Built like a vault, a concrete tomb
We'd like to store our money in you
She's the boss, but not the Springsteen
Probably the best we've ever seen
Beautiful and Dangerous, and so much more
We live to serve you
You are the Lord!
Sasha, Sasha, Sasha, Sasha
O Sasha Banks, O Sasha Banks
O Sasha Banks, we give you thanks!
O Sasha Banks, O Sasha Banks
O Sasha Banks, we give you thanks!
In all our thoughts, in all we do
We live our lives, to worship you!
O Sasha Banks, O Sasha Banks
O Sasha Banks, we give you thanks!
O Sasha Banks, we give you thanks!
She is Risen
She is Risen
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18. |
The New Day
01:05
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The New Day, The New Day
The New Day, The New Day
The New Day, The New Day
The New Day, The New Day
It's three guys, not one guy
It's three guys, not one guy
Double team plus one more guy
It's three guys, not one guy
Not Monday, Not Tuesday, Not Wednesday, Not Thursday, Not Friday, Not Saturday, Not Sunday, it's the New Day
Not Monday, Not Tuesday, Not Wednesday, Not Thursday, Not Friday, Not Saturday, Not Sunday, it's the New Day
New Day, New Day
New Day, New Day
It's the New Day!
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19. |
Brock Lesnar
01:13
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Brock Lesnar is a hero, yes he is
You couldn't beat him even if you tried, I'll tell you this
After he wins, he gives the other guy a kiss
And then he runs off stage so he can take a victory piss
Brock Lesnar, sometimes his skin is red
A thick sheen of sweat, glistening on his chiseled torso
A girthy penis and those pouty little lips
Go ahead, grab that guy, show him who the Beast Incarnate is
Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock
Lesnar, Lesnar, Lesnar, Lesnar
C'mon, Brock
We wanna kiss you all night
C'mon, Brock
We need to witness a fight
C'mon, Brock
You're made of muscles and flesh
C'mon, Brock
We really think you're the best
x 2
(C'mon, Brock-o-ock)
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20. |
John Cena
01:23
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John Cena, John Cena, John Cena, John Cena, John Cena, John Cena
Big muscles, John Cena
A big champion, John Cena
A cool heart, John Cena
He can't wait for the match to start!
So romantic, John Cena
Great at math, John Cena
A pro skater, John Cena
Such a sweaty and sexy man!
A huge cock, John Cena
Super fertile, John Cena
A small bladder, John Cena
He's likely to win tonight
John Cena
He's likely to win tonight
John Cena
John Cena, please impregnate all my daughters
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21. |
Paige
01:24
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C'mon, Paige
Let's have fun tonight
It's time to party, time to do it right
Let's have a fight, in the ring tonight
Gonna shake your body, but it won't be polite
It's time to smash opponents tonight
Push them around, maybe do a special move
Fallaway Slam, close with a Paige-Turner
The Anti-Diva, new queen of pain and blood
C'mon, Paige
Oh oh oh
C'mon, Paige
Oh oh
x 4
C'mon, Paige
Oh oh oh
C'mon, Paige
Enter the arena tonight
C'mon, Paige
Oh oh oh
C'mon, Paige
The whole event is televised
C'mon, Paige
Oh oh oh
C'mon, Paige
The referee will watch the fight
C'mon, Paige
Oh oh oh
C'mon, Paige
C'mon, Paige, you've got to be stronger
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22. |
Daniel Bryan
01:09
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The Daniel Bryan, the Daniel Bryan
He's a one-time heavyweight champion
Married to Brie Bella, he's a bearded fella
It's a shame they haven't consummated
I don't know when the Daniel will return
A string of injuries pushed him down
So scream "Go the Daniel!" and help him out
The Daniel Bryan, he's such a sweet guy
(Go the Daniel! Go the Daniel!)
We want you winning, we want you grinning
(Go the Daniel! Go the Daniel!)
You light up the fight, you light up our lives
(Go the Daniel! Go the Daniel!)
The Daniel Bryan, our handsome lion
Go the Daniel! Go the Daniel!
Go the Daniel!
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23. |
Stardust
01:04
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Stardust is big
Stardust is bold
Stardust is covered with a layer of stars
Stardust is fierce
Stardust is strong
Lift up your voices, and "Stardust!" along!
Let's go
Stardust, Stardust, Stardust
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24. |
Dolph Ziggler
01:39
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Dolph Ziggler, moving fast, muscle mass
Ready to fight, oh yeah
Dolph Ziggler, stinger splash, dropkick, smash!
Ready to kiss you
Ready to touch you right
A sinister man, an evil past
He murders people really fast
He dines on guts, he drinks the blood
He yearns to give you "Ziggler Hugs"
Ooh, ooh, Dolph Ziggler
Ooh, ooh, put your hands on me
Ooh, ooh, Dolph Ziggler
Ooh, ooh, like a piece of meat
Ooh, ooh, Dolph Ziggler
Ooh, ooh, on WWE
Ooh, ooh, Dolph Ziggler
Ooh, ooh, make love to me
(Investigate Dolph Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler was perpetrated by members of our own government!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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