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Are President

by Hot Dad

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Dakota
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Dakota "She probably owns a MacBook Pro" Favorite track: Hillary Clinton.
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Mike Marshall
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Mike Marshall a deep and poignant look into the heart of America's most beloved political experts. Favorite track: Jill Stein.
Gunner
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Gunner a great look into the inner workings of the 2016 election, and the pros and cons of the potential presidential canidates. Hot Dad is at some of his most diverse in this selection of songs, and despite the dated nature of the album or your political leaning, these are some great songs that do and will stand the test of time. Favorite track: Ted Cruz.
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UnknownKnows Hot Dad is making some really amazing music. It's hilarious and catchy, and I love it! All of his stuff is awesome, but I would highly recommend Are Presidents, seeing as tunes like Ted Cruz and Jeb Bush are just too good to be true. Favorite track: Ted Cruz.
Big Bad Potato Salad
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Big Bad Potato Salad iPod, Apple watch Favorite track: Jeb Bush.
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Donald Trump 02:00
Donald Trump is standing up for what's right He wants to make America great again A shrewd businessman, exactly what this country needs If elected, he will succeed (he will fulfill all campaign promises) China, China, China, China They own some debt, it's serious, kinda He'll build a wall, secure our borders Then comes a Great Flood of law and order Donald Trump (Donald Trump) He'll be the boss, America is his employee Donald Trump (Donald Trump) He'll outlaw Spanish, we don't speak that in this country Donald Trump (Donald Trump) No more free cars for illegal immigrants Donald Trump (Donald Trump) Donald Trump we will make love to you (again and again and again and again and) Donald Trump we will make love to you (again and again and again and again and) We'll have such profitable offspring with you
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Jill Stein 01:10
Jill Stein, running for president in 2016 Jill Stein, affiliated with the party called “Green” Jill Stein, Jill Stein, Jill Stein, Jill Jill Stein, she has grown since Bernie Sanders left Jill Stein, I know that myriad people think she is the best Jill Stein, Jill Stein, Jill Stein, Jill It’s really hard to run for president It’s really hard to run for president x 4 Especially for third Party candidates Jill Stein, if voting for her appeals to you Jill Stein, I am not gonna tell you what to do Jill Stein, Jill Stein, Jill Stein, Jill
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Jeb Bush 03:13
Jeb is back on Earth From his alien world So eager just to prove He's a regular man Jeb for president I know he's just what we need He owns an Apple Watch And a Macbook Pro Jeb 4 Prez x 3 Jeb's gonna win x 3 When Jeb is faltering When Jeb feels down He uses Apple products like iPhone, Macbook Pro, or Apple Watch To turn his life around Jeb 4 Prez x 3 Jeb's gonna win Macbook Pro Jeb's gonna win Jeb, Jeb, c'mon, Jeb C'mon, Jeb, Jeb x 1k Macbook Pro, baby Uber's no big deal iPhone Apple Watch Macbook Pro, baby Applications iPhone Apple Watch
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Bernie's getting rough, Bernie's getting tough C'mon, Bernie He's runnin' for prez, democratic socialism in his head I can feel the bern Bernie is here and he's ready to offer another way Income inequality is a thing he would like to change Free healthcare and college for everyone, yes, that is his aim We'll all share the pizza of prosperity so please have a slice B-bernie Sanders B-bernie Sanders Bernie Sanders bring it up, bring it up tonight Bernie Sanders bring it up, bring it up tonight Bernie Sanders heating up, heating up the night Bernie Sanders crank it up, crank it up tonight I'm not such a huge fan of blending art and politics At least not in a serious way, but I really want Bernie Sanders to win I don't think he's a panacea, but he's probably the best we can get And his stances of womens' and social issues are Quite ideal Bernie Sanders bring it up, bring it up tonight (Another injustice, Wall Street corruption, gender inequality, poverty) Bernie Sanders bring it up, bring it up tonight (Immigration, racism, War on Drugs, global warming, sick leave, police brutality) Bernie Sanders heating up, heating up the night (Another injustice, Wall Street corruption, gender inequality, poverty) Bernie Sanders crank it up, crank it up tonight (Immigration, racism, War on Drugs, global warming, sick leave, police brutality) Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders (gender inequality, poverty) Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders Bernie Sanders, Bernie Sanders (sick leave, police brutality)
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Ben Carson 02:53
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Hi, it's me Hillary and I'm ready to be the prez Hillary is just the candidate for me Because I'm a corporation Hillary, a proponent of inconsistency She's sending weird vibrations Gimme dat money Gimme dat power Gimme dat Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Gimme success Gimme ivory tower Gimme dat Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Hillary loves to copy Bernie Sanders (A lot a people are saying that, right?) Some would argue she's a liberal pretender Does she like Apple products? I don't know But she probably owns a Macbook Pro Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Clinton Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Clinton Wife of Bill with a daughter named Chelsea Clinton Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Clinton Yes, we serve you, Hillary And we want to sing your praises C'mon, now Hillary Hillary for Prez We could vote for Hillary She could be our mighty ruler Go down in history Hillary Clinton X 2 Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Clinton Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Clinton Wife of Bill with a daughter named Chelsea Clinton Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Clinton Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Clinton Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Clinton Campaign donors like Goldman Sachs and equivalents Hillary, Hillary, Hillary, Hillary Clinton Hillary Dot President Dot Net
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Marco Rubio 02:13
Marco Rubio, Marco, Rubio, Marco Marco Rubio, Marco, Rubio, Marco Rubio Watching TV in my dreams the other day Heard that Marco Rubio was here to stay He's runnin' for prez, campaigning like crazy Not gonna try hard, so my rap'll be lazy Republican party, the last time I heard His performance at Debate™ was really absurd Taking on the Trump, the Carson, the Cruz, too Marco Rubio is the man for you Marco Rubio, Marco, Rubio, Marco Marco Rubio, Marco, Rubio, Marco Rubio So I went to my fridge, tryna grab a beer Comin' around the corner, what did I hear? A Thump! Thump! Thump! Nasty squeakin' from my bed I looked at my cock, no, it wasn't in my bed I started approaching, I heard some groans It was really apparent that I wasn't alone I tippity-tip-toe, moving awfully slow She's screaming his name and it's "Marco Rubio!" I can't resist, I open up the door Marco is balls-deep in a CEO He's cutting her taxes with every thrust She's flush with cash, I know she's gonna bust "Treat my workers like shit!" He screams, "Okay!" They're eliminating sick-leave and lowering pay Boom, they cum, so I hurry and slam the door. I pass out fast, my head settles on the floor Marco Rubio, Marco, Rubio, Marco Marco Rubio, Marco, Rubio, Marco Rubio
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Ted Cruz 02:14
Ted Cruz/cruise to the White House Got a real fast car, gonna drive it to the White House Ted Cruz/cruise to the White House Got a V12 engine, 576 horsepower Ted Cruz is the right one Got a real hot smile, gonna kiss and hug America Ted Cruz/cruise to the White House 420 miles per hour, passing Trump and Carson Blessings will follow where Ted Cruz goes (Ted Ted Cru-u-uz) They're talking about him on TV shows (Ted Ted Cru-u-uz) He hates avocados, we can't have those, no (Ted Ted Cru-u-uz) So stand up and vote for Ted Cruz Think it's time for Ted Cruz Take off your shirts and your shoes Know he belongs in the White House I think it's probably the right house for Cruz Ted Cruz is waiting for you There's not a thing you can do Shirtless inside of your nightmares But then you wake and he's there in your room He slithers across the floor And chases you to the door Try to escape but you're locked in You watch his face and your heart sinks And now he's smiling at you (Ted Cruz is smiling at you) And now he's smiling at you (Ted Cruz is smiling at you) And now he's smiling at you (Ted Cruz is smiling at you) And now he's smiling at you-ou-ou-ou What the hell are you smiling about, Ted Cruz? Ted Cruz gonna be the president Ted Cruz gonna be the president Ted Cruz gonna be the president Ted Cruz gonna be the president

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