The Chowder Man

by Hot Dad

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released March 12, 2019

"Ready to Shave" — Guitar solos by Dave Pino
"Hypnospace is Cool (Xtra Hypno Mix)" — Additional COOL sounds by Jay Tholen

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Hot Dad Ann Arbor, Michigan

I make emotionally-charged weird music.

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Track Name: Hypnospace is Cool
Hypnospace is really, really cool
All the kids are talking about it at school
Cool skateboard tricks, amazing tips and eating Boppo’s chips
We all love Hypnospace so much, it rocks, it is the best

Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypnospace

I got a girlfriend using Hypnospace
She’s beautiful, I think she’s really great
I made so many new friends because Hypnospace is cool
They come to my house where they use my brand new swimming pool

Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypnospace

I use Hypnospace every single night
I love to hang in the Coolpunk Paradise
My parents said that I can get a Hypnospace tattoo
I have so many virtual pets, it’s like a virtual zoo

Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypno
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypno

Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypno
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypno
Track Name: Gray's Peak
Ya gotta drink it up
All day and all night
Then ya gulp it down
After you chill it right

So many other beverages
Which one is the best?
How can you tell?
It’s colder than the rest

Gray’s Peak
Store it in the fridge inside your house
Gray’s Peak
Pour it in cups and put it in your mouth
Gray’s Peak
Quench your thirst, icy rush, wow
Gray’s Peak
Conquer the frozen summit, scream it loud

The Mountains of drinks
You gotta climb Gray’s Peak
Track Name: Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream
Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream

We take the hot butter
Mix it with the ice cream
Freeze it up cool, you can see it on your screen
Put it in your microwave, make it real hot
Like a soup or a dip
We call it Heat 'n' Sip

Very tasty and healthy, too
Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream
Track Name: The Chowder Man's Hotel Room
I’m the Chowder Man
I simply love to party
I never wake during A.M.
Because of all night parties

Go to Happy Birthday Hotel
I’ll book a suite to party
Fill up the suite I booked
With babes eager to party

When the moment of party arrives
Then the Chowder Man says, “Meet me in the lobby”
Ride the elevator, rocket to the sky

Responsibility, I got an spare room key

Hey baby, come over to the Chowder Man’s hotel room
It’s probably time to party
Hey baby, it’s gonna get wild, gonna light up the night
There’s gonna be a party

This party ain’t gonna stop when it’s time to rock with the Chowder Man

Order room service
A steamin’ platter of party
Sippin’ bubbly, yeah
Charcuterie and whiskey
(Only the good stuff)

Bikinis and tuxes
A limo, Madd Mann Chopperz
I’m so famous, yes
I’ve got a Chowder Copter

When the moment of party arrives
Then the Chowder Man says, “Join me in jacuzzi”
Ride the elevator, rocket to the sky

We’re havin’ so much fun, the Chowder Man is number one

Hey baby, come over to the Chowder Man’s hotel room
It’s probably time to party
Hey baby, it’s gonna get wild, gonna light up the night
There’s gonna be a party

Oh yeah, oh yeah
We’re gonna crank it up
Oh yeah, oh yeah
We’re gonna do it right
Oh yeah, oh yeah
We’re gonna party real hard
Feel the power of the party, let it guide you through the night

Hey baby, come over to the Chowder Man’s hotel room
It’s probably time to party
Hey baby, it’s gonna get wild, gonna light up the night
There’s gonna be a party

This party ain’t gonna stop when it’s time to rock with the Chowder Man

This party ain’t gonna quit, never sick of it
Hey, I’m the Chowder Man

That’s right, I am the Chowder Man
Track Name: I Am the Chowder Man
I’m the Chowder Man, my title for life
If you’re hoping to find me, just look into the light
It’s not about food, it’s a life philosophy
You gotta be the strongest, and fight to succeed

I’m climbing the mountains, I’m swimming the rivers
I’m the eagle in the sky, and I’m ready for dinner
Life’s a highway, and I am the car
If you ride with Chowder Man, you’re gonna go far

I am the Chowder Man
I am the Chowder Man

I’m the Chowder, Chowder, Man
I’m the Chowder, Chowder, Man

Stand up tall, let the Chowder be your all
High five the world, let the Chowder be heard
I like to eat right, I choose healthy snacks
The Chowder Man even writes his own raps

I always party hard, I’m the best in the biz
I’m the Party Prophet, that’s just the way it is
I don’t buy a round of drinks, I buy a square
When I smoke cigars, I only smoke ‘em in pairs

Inspiring things are really, really, really great
If you’re askin’ about my hobbies, I garden and paint
I’m spreading my message, and fighting the greed
I suspect the Chowder Man is all you need

I love to gamble, and I love to dance
This Chowder Lifestyle, hey, give it a chance
I’m the Chowder Future and the Chowder Past
And if you mess with me, I’ll kick your Chowder Ass

I am the Chowder Man
I am the Chowder Man

I’m the Chowder, Chowder, Man
I’m the Chowder, Chowder, Man

I am the Chowder Man
I am the Chowder Man
Track Name: Kruncher
Guess who’s back?
I know you missed me

Kruncher’s here
There ain’t no way you’re gonna forget me

I’m ready to rock forever
Bring the heat, bring the power
I was born for this

Calling out to all the Muscle Boyz and the Freak Chicz:
Are you ready?

I’m gonna teach you the ways of Kruncher
There’s three important points:
Number one: Radio Edit
Number two: Radio Edit
Number three: Radio Edit

Pop Quiz coming later, punk
Better hope you pass.
Join the Madness Movement
Hypnospace tag kruncher
Track Name: Squisherz
Squisherz are really cool
Squisherz are so much fun

They're slimy gooey animals
Giraffes and wolves and so much more
Buy, squish 'em, you've gotta collect 'em all

Squisherz
Track Name: Desperate in Dallas, Montana
Baby, it's been so long and I need you more than ever

The lonely nights searching for answers
You were waiting there for me
Now you’re here in my arms and the warmth in my heart
Will never fade away

Love became something I never could count on
I was drifting hopelessly
But then I found you, and I had my proof
That love would never leave me behind

And all the time that we share, and the glorious days
On the beaches of love, in the warm summer rain
Together forever, all my dreams came true
It’s perfect ‘cause I’ve got you
Desperate in Dallas, Montana
Track Name: Ready to Shave (feat. Dave Pino)
Whiskers growing at the speed of light
Put the trimmer into overdrive
Thoughts are runnin’ through my mind
Just the bathroom and the night

Spray the shaving cream into my hand
Lather up, the world don’t understand
Man inside the mirror now
Should I finally let him out?

I’m gonna shave
I’ll put the razor on my skin
Gliding along my flesh I need
Confidence and patience

Infinite world
A galaxy of innocence
It’s true, I am the Chowder Man
This is my contrition

I’ve got the blade and I’m ready to shave
I’m not afraid, I won’t look away

5 o’ clock the shadows haunt again
Melancholy darkness ‘round my lips
Appetite, I’ll show you how
I want your love, I need you now

A stubble crown, I am the king
Seize the moment, spread my wings
Press the metal to my face
Braver, stronger every day

I’m gonna shave
I’ll place the razor on my skin
Gliding along my flesh I need
Confidence and patience

A universe
Addicted to the loneliness
It’s true, I am the Chowder Man
Hear my declaration

May this sharpened edge bring me peace
The truth, freed from the arms of chaos, arrives slowly, methodically
A star in the sky, the Earth rumbles, a drone so sincere
And I’m not frightened, I just am

I’ve got the blade and I’m ready to shave
I’m not afraid, I won’t look away
Like the thunder and flames in a lovers’ embrace
I will clean the slate of the growth, shear the pain away

Chowder Man, ready to shave
Chowder Man, carry the blade
Chowder Man, break the chains
The Chowder Man, free again

Bold and strong, we shave
The journey starts on the face
Creation, love, destruction
Untie the strings of blindness

Accept my humble sacrifice
Let the embers glow
Secrets hiding underneath
Shave me, guide me back
To my home

I’ve got the blade and I’m ready to shave
I’ve got the blade and I’m ready to shave
I’ve got the blade and I’m ready to shave
I’ve got the blade and I’m ready to shave

We’ve got the blade and we’re ready to shave
We’ve got the blade and we’re ready to shave
We’ve got the blade and we’re ready to shave
We’ve got the blade and we’re ready to shave
Track Name: Chowder Man, Please Come Back Home
Chowder Man’s doing bad
Chowder Man’s feeling sad
Chowder Man is not enough

Chowder Man’s burning out
This Chowder Life is going south
These Chowder Days ain’t the same
Anymore

The Chowder Man, please come back home
The Chowder Man, please come back home

Had it all, gone too fast
These Chowder Times, never last
A Chowder World, in collapse

Wanderin’ these Chowder Plains
Regrets flowing through my veins
In a drought of your love

I’m swimming in the quicksand
I wish that you would take my hand
Guide me to the Chowder Land

Whiskey bottles, random trash
A Chowder Clown with no act
You whisper “Chowder Man, please come back home”

The Chowder Man, please come back home
The Chowder Man, please come back home
The Chowder Man, please come back home
The Chowder Man, please come back home
Track Name: Hypnospace is Cool (Xtra Hypno Mix)
Hypnospace is really, really cool
All the kids are talking about it at school
Cool skateboard tricks, amazing tips and eating Boppo’s chips
We all love Hypnospace so much, it rocks, it is the best

Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypnospace

I got a girlfriend using Hypnospace
She’s beautiful, I think she’s really great
I made so many new friends because Hypnospace is cool
They come to my house where they use my brand new swimming pool

Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypnospace

I use Hypnospace every single night
I love to hang in the Coolpunk Paradise
My parents said that I can get a Hypnospace tattoo
I have so many virtual pets, it’s like a virtual zoo

Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypno
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypno

Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypno
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypno

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