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Sierra Fleming I absolutely cannot believe how phenomenally creative and hilarious this is especially considering how actually beautiful the music and melodies are. It's so well-made. It makes me so happy. Thank you so much. Favorite track: Batman - The Animated Series.
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Miguel Martinez From the early 50's to modern times, this fantastic band covers a wide variety of alternate themes to classic TV shows. With over 100 tracks and pay what you want, this is quite easily a great purchase. Favorite track: Cowboy Bebop.
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Jimmy McNulty This is one of the best albums of 2015. The songs aren't just great parodies, they're incredibly well-written throwbacks to a simpler time (the 80's). If you want to know more, check out an interview with Hot Dad:
www.toiletovhell.com/hot-dad-the-toilet-ov-hell-interview/ Favorite track: Animaniacs.
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Kenneth Malloy Without the need for any qualifiers, I can honestly say this is one of my favorite albums of 2015. Simultaneously, "TV" is both a collection of funny well-crafted joke songs (Hey Dude, Dexter's Lab, Mad About You,) and also a collection of songs imbued with such a feeling of emotional sincerity that you begin to wonder if it's still a joke, or if the joke is on you for being genuinely impacted by a fake TV theme for a dumb show (Batman, Transformers, Are You Afraid of the Dark?)

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The acme/underbelly of television tunes.

Also, if you don't know what this is, check out the full album with TV intro footage here:

www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEX71GsQiGMo9tjHUNtklMvzVgDqHCFSP

All tracks have been remastered from the YouTube versions.

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released February 2, 2015

All music and lyrics by Hot Dad/Erik Helwig
Album artwork by Rebecca Hartstein

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I make emotionally-charged weird music.

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Track Name: ALF
A space alien, why is he here?
It's ALF
Followed a radio signal to the Earth
Trying to figure it out
It's hard making friends
With a bizarre, rippled snout
Eight stomachs, a limitless hunger for cats

A bit unusual, but it's tough to go through deep space
Don't know where you are, trying to reach the next place
Lost your planet, try to save them from a similar fate
Feeling guilty since you lost your friends
But dodged the blaze

ALF you're here, our home is yours too
Our little secret, we'll keep them from finding you
Sometimes it's weird, the things that you do
Despite our differences, you're there for me, I'm here for you

You're there for me, I'm here for you
You're there for me, I'm here for you
You're there for me, I'm here for you
You're there for me, I'm here for you
Track Name: Animaniacs
Animani-animaniacs
Animani-animaniacs
Suffering from animania

Animani-animaniacs
Animani-animaniacs
Suffering from animania

Wacky
Crazy
Zany
On HBO

Suffering from animania
Suffering from animania
Animaniacs
Track Name: Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Are you afraid of the dark?
Are you afraid of me?
Are you afraid of the dark?
Or just what lies beneath?

I've got this feeling that you're running away from me
I've got this feeling that you're trying to hide
I don't know how or why
But I know it's gonna happen tonight

Are you afraid of the dark?
Are you afraid of the dark?
Are you afraid of the dark?
Track Name: Batman - The Animated Series
Batman's on a path of his own
Vigilante justice, I know
Gotham City's hit a new low
Danger everywhere that you go

I've got a feeling that somethin' ain't right
Will you rescue me, tonight?
I've got a feeling that somethin' ain't right
Would you help me here, tonight?

To right the wrong
To carry on
To fight this all
To sing the song
To lift it up
To settle down
To light the dark
To find a new meaning
Track Name: Better Off Ted
You might be living, but you're better off ted
You try to stay cool, but it's over your head
A horny single father with nothing to do
Eating corporate pussy, the dream came true

You're better off ted
You're better off ted
You're better off ted
You're better off ted
Oooh, you're better off ted
Track Name: Big Bang Theory
Big Bang Theory
Big Bang Theory
Big Bang Theory
Big Bang Theory

You've got a Big Bang Theory
It's a Big Bang Theory
You've got a Big Bang Theory
It's a Big Bang Theory

Big Bang Theory
(It's such a good time)
Big Bang Theory
(Outer space and beyond)
Big Bang Theory
(Reach for the stars)
Big Bang Theory
(We're laughing so hard)

You've got a Big Bang Theory
It's a Big Bang Theory
You've got a Big Bang Theory
It's a Big Bang Theory
Track Name: Boy Meets World
Boy Meets World, Boy Meets World
Boy Meets World, Boy Meets World

When there's nothing left to do
Cause the world keeps crushing you
World Meets Boy, Boy Meets World
Track Name: Breaking Bad
Walter White, you've got cancer
Walter White, you're making meth
You've got advanced degrees in chemistry
You'll rise above the rest

You're breaking bad
Track Name: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy becomes known as "the Slayer"
She hails from Sunnydale
Bloodsuckers better beware

She's healing really fast
And kicking loads of ass
Werewolves, demons, ghosts
Know they should run from you
(Yeah, they should run)

Buffy, Buffy, Buffy
Oh, oh, oh
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

(She's slaying vampires. She'll crash the monsters' ball. She kills it all.)
Track Name: Captain Planet and the Planeteers
Captain Planet's got a real hot dream
A cleaner world for you and me
Five Planeteers, magical rings
Combine the powers, our hero unleashed

Go Planet, go, go, go
Crush the eco-villains, your strength will grow
Go Planet, go, go, go
Earth, fire, wind, water, heart, HBO

C'mon Planeteers, you gotta fight hard
The earth needs your limitless heart
C'mon Planeteers, freedom ain't free

Captain Planet, you need to bleed
To fight pollution and corporate greed
You look weird, your hair is green
But that's totally fine by me
A bunch of children make up your team
If you fail it's devastating
"The power is yours," every time you scream
But that's totally fine by me
(Earth, fire, wind, water, heart, HBO)
Track Name: Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule
What is life like
When you don't know shit about the world?
A little strange and
Maybe lonely, too

Steve Brule, Steve Brule
Steve Brule, Steve Brule
Steve Brule, Steve Brule
(Check it out)
Steve Brule, Steve Brule
(Check it out with)
Steve Brule, Steve Brule
(Check it Out! with Steve Brule)
Track Name: Cheers
When it feels like something's goin' right
Lift your glass up and Cheers
When it feels like nothing's goin' right
Don't lift your glass up and Cheers

I don't wanna know
If the pain consumes you
So lift up your glass
And Cheers
Track Name: Clueless
You ought get a grip
Cause I don't give a shit
You're Clueless

Driving daddy's car
You think you'll go so far
You're Clueless

Gimme a break
You've got nothing at stake
You're Clueless

Like a falling star
You don't know who you are
You're Clueless now

If you won't tell me why
I can't try to help you
It's so much to digest
Yeah, you're Clueless

Let's go

Yeah, you're Clueless
Yeah, you're Clueless
Track Name: Community
Community, you'll never sleep tonight
Illegitimate bachelor's degree, that's right
You lost your job, you lost your dreams
Your life
So back to school, now hit the books and fight

Poor Jeff Winger at Community College
Lusting after Britta Perry
Form a fake study group, make love to her
A plan that's perfect until she invites all the others

Disparate people brought together on the show
Bonding over a mutual love of HBO
Abed, Pierce, Shirley, Troy and Annie
Everyone's caught up in Dean Craig Pelton's schemes

Hard to succeed with such wacky faculty
You're not alone 'cause you built it, can't you see?
Your own little Community

COMMUNITY, AN HBO ORIGINAL
AN ORIGINAL HBO SHOW
ONLY ON HBO
SHOW
COMMUNITY

Community, Community
Community, Community
Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, come
Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, come
Community, Community
Community, Community
Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, come
Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, come
Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, come
Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, come
Track Name: Cosby Show
Cosby Show
Cosby Show

Cosby we need you
Cosby we care
Cosby we love you
Cosby Show
Cosby Show
Cosby Show

Cosby, we'll be there
Cosby, we'll be there
Cosby, we'll be there
Cosby, we'll be there
Track Name: Cowboy Bebop
Cowboy Bebop, just clap your hands
Cowboy Bebop, it's a cosmic dance
Bounty hunters, 2071
Phase Difference Space Gates is how it's done

They're not gonna let you escape prosecution
Hitmen, hackers, dogs, missing arms, con artists in the crew, yeah
Space justice miracles in every place, with such high stakes
Red Dragon Syndicate, you know our power
Don't forget

Cowboy Be-bop-bop
Cowboy Be-bop-bop
Cowboy Be-bop-bop
Bop-bop, Bop-bop
Track Name: Daredevil
Daredevil wants to take it higher and higher
Blind lawyer turns to vigilante crime fighter
It doesn't matter that you took an oath
Got to prevent disaster
Not gonna save their souls
Blood is what you're after

Matt Murdock, you can't see
But you find the crime apparently
Four hyper senses up your sleeve
Put on a red suit and then you'll be

Daredevil oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Daredevil oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

*Repeat Forever*
Track Name: Darkwing Duck
Darkwing Duck
You're such a hero
Darkwing Duck
I wanna take you home

I just want to see your body
And I don't want to be alone

He takes the filth off the streets
And brings it home to the sheets
Darkwing Duck you are my baby
So please use your gadgets on me

He's a hero
And he knows it tonight
He's a hero
And he'll make everything right

He's Darkwing Duck
Track Name: Dexter
Oh, Dexter
Not waiting on the world to change
Dexter
Living life like a hurricane
Dexter
Sneaking out to do it again
Dexter
You've only got yourself to blame

I could be the one that you're killing next
I could be the one that you put to the test
Pleading for my life, doing my best
Then we go round and around again

I can see the knife and your chiseled chest
Know you won't stop even if I piss
Cutting me to pieces after death
Then we go round and around again
Then we go round and around again

Ooh, ooh, ooh
Loving you is tearing me up
You used to be fair enough
Back before the danger

Ooh, ooh, ooh
Loving you is tearing me up
You used to be man enough
Back before the danger

Ooh, ooh, ooh
The pain is a part of your life
You used to be such a cool guy
Back before you murdered
Track Name: Dexter's Lab
Dexter's Lab, Dexter's Lab
Mad science at its best
Tiny kid, super brain
Dee Dee drives him insane

You hide your lab from family
You long for peace and secrecy

Mandark doesn't stand a chance
Because of
Dexter's Lab
Track Name: Doug
Doug, don't feed me that bullshit about what you want
Doug, don't fuck with your family, they're all you've got
Doug, just get the girl, she'll love you too, you'll rock her world
Doug, just give it a shot

Ooooh, do-be-do-be doo-wop Doug
Ooooh, do-be-do-be doo-wop Doug
Ooooh, do-be-do-be doo-wop Doug
Ooooh, do-be-do-be doo-wop Doug
Track Name: ER
ER, ER, ER, ER
Treating the victims of bodily harm
ER, ER, ER, ER
Doctors, nurses, patients, emergency surgeries
ER, ER, ER, ER
The Windy City is the hospital's home
ER, ER, ER, ER
Sociopolitics, our favorite show on HBO

People bleed and die on screen
(On ER, oh, oh, oh)
Stamos comes later, in Season 13
If you get really hurt, you should take a trip
To ER
Track Name: Family Matters
I've got a family
And I wanna hold on to it
I've got a dream of familial love
Limitless

Family Matters, or does it?
Family Matters, I love it
With Steve Urkel, he's so weird
Who the hell could raise a boy like that?

My dad's a cop, he's a first class hero
He fights the scum on Chicago streets
Urkel's more popular than my whole family
I can't take anymore
My world is crashing down

If Family Matters
Why is HE at the center?
Are you kidding me
Steve Urkel has got to go
He's got to go

If Family Matters
(Urkel's got to go)
Why is HE at the center?
(Urkel's got to go)
Are you kidding me
(This is my family, my family, my family)
Steve Urkel has got to go
He's got to go
(This is my family)

Fuck you, Urkel
Track Name: Firefly
Firefly, Firefly
Look into space, the stars like fireflies
Firefly, Firefly
No secret mission could take my love for you away
My Firefly
Track Name: Frasier
Dr. Frasier Crane, you got divorced
You're moving away
Someone shot your dad
And now he has to live at your place

Frasier, Frasier, Frasier, oh
Frasier, Frasier, Frasier, oh oh oh oh
Frasier, Frasier, Frasier, oh
Frasier, Frasier, Frasier, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Track Name: Freaks and Geeks
Are you a freak?
Are you a geek?
You've got so much to lose
The world is picking on you

But don't feel bad
It's gonna get worse
Running your mouth
Will get you put in a hearse

But don't be afraid
It's a choice you make
You'll find a way out

You can save the day
You can change your ways
You'll find a way out

Freaks and Geeks
I think you're all right
Freaks and Geeks
I think you're outta sight
Track Name: Friends
I've got friends, you've got friends
Let put our friends together
All those friends, in one bed
Making love forever

Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey
Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey
Chandler, Chandler, Chandler, Ross
Chandler, Chandler, Chandler, Ross

Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey
Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey
Chandler, Chandler, Chandler
Are Friends
Track Name: Full House
Danny Tanner
On a real wild ride
Lookin' for answers
Lookin' for love

Three kids
Gotta raise 'em all right
So exhausted by the end of the night

He needs help if he's gonna survive
Enter Joey and Jesse
Two top notch guys

Picking up the slack
Best friends for life
I know you're gonna make it
Living together in a

Full House
You won't believe it, it's a
Full House
So many people in this
Full House
It ain't easy in a
Full House

No, we'll never leave you
And we'll never let you down

No, it ain't easy in a
Full House
Track Name: Futurama
Fry gets frozen but he really don't care
The past is bland and the future's much better
Go into space every day for your job
With a one-eyed girl and a robot, Bender (robot bender)

When the worlds collide
Keep fighting, gotta stay on time
Your cargo's got a place to go
All eyes on you, we're watching the show

Futurama
Fry, Bender, Leela, Nibbler and Zapp
Futurama
Professor, Zoidberg, Hermes, Amy
Futurama
Fry, Bender, Leela, Kif, Mom, Zapp
Futurama
Professor, Zoidberg, Hermes, Amy
Track Name: G.I. Joe - A Real American Hero
G.I. Joe, G.I. Joe, G.I. Joe, G.I. Joe
G.I. Joe, HBO show, G.I. Joe, HBO show

When the shit goes down, who can you call?
Brave troops with proper training, they can kill it all
Not afraid to die, not afraid to fall
They can save your life, just give 'em a call

These men and women, they fight for what's right
G.I. Joe

These brave troops, they fight for what's right
So vote for Ron Paul

G.I. Joe, G.I. Joe
Track Name: Game of Thrones
You're playing the game again
Gotta make it to the top
Gotta be the best

Now winter's here
It might never end
Fighting for your life
'Cause you got no friends

Last time I checked
It's all the same
Take life away
Power you gain

Reach far and wide
And spread the flame
We're here for you
And now you pay

Caught in a game of thrones

Just a game of thrones
You can live it
But you ain't gonna win it

Caught in a game of thrones
(I'm coming for your throne)
Track Name: Gilmore Girls
Gilmore Girls, you light up my world
And I know, and I know that I need you
A single mother, raising some girls
And I know, and I know it ain't easy

You talk too fast for me
I don't know what you mean
Cause you're my Gilmore Girls
Cause you're my Gilmore Girls
Cause you're my Gilmore Girls
Cause you're my Gilmore Girls
Track Name: Girls
A bunch of twenty somethings, living in New York
They won't leave for no reason
They work shitty jobs, do cocaine all the time
Mom and Dad would be so mad
They say funny things, fucking funny things
Witty banter is so good

It's called Girls
It's called Girls
It's called Girls
It's called Girls
Track Name: Golden Girls
Golden Girls getting older
Share a home in Miami, Florida
Having fun with each other
And they're never gonna slow down

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
It's the Golden Girls
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
In a Golden World

Oh, Golden Girls
Best friends for life, all you need
You're finding out
That that's the way it's gonna be
Live, love, and laugh
Kiss and hug constantly
You're strong enough
And that's the way it's gonna be
Track Name: Guts
So much shit to climb
You gotta move fast, gotta beat the time
Play sports with alternative names
Do real well, climb the Aggro Crag

Do you have it?
Do you have it?
Do you have it?
Guts
Track Name: Hawaii Five-O
Off the coast of California
Lies an island that you know
Warm and beautiful, yet violent
It's a shame to watch it go

So they made a special task force
Steve McGarrett at the top
To battle all the drug lords
Because they'll never stop

Hawaii Five-O

Offices inside a palace
A glorious stronghold
Who knew that fighting bad guys
Would make an entertaining show?

And if a monstrous criminal killed
A person with a gun
McGarrett would do the honors
And scream "Book 'em, murder one!"

Hawaii Five-O

Honolulu needs you
Hawaii-Five-O
Honolulu needs you
Hawaii-Five-O
Track Name: Hey Arnold!
Hey Arnold!
Hey Arnold!

Hey Arnold!
Hey Arnold!

Hey Arnold!
Hey Arnold!
Hey Arnold!
Hey Arnold!
Track Name: Hey Dude
Where the fuck are my homies all at?
The Bar None Dude Ranch, that's where it's at
Get away from my motherfucking job
Accounting is shit, yeah, it's time to move on
I love pussy and I can't get enough
Moving out West where there's so much to fuck
Ride a horse, fuck a cactus all night
Find the devil in the desert, and that's all right

My kid wants to skateboard but he can't in the sand
I told that piece of shit, he's gotta be a man
A beast named Cassie, a motherfucking dog
Hire four hot teens and watch 'em all fuck
The spurs in my boots go clickety-clack-clack
Feeling kind of horny and I wanna smoke crack
I'm Ben Ernst, I got a real big cock
Fuckin' king of the ranch
I'm gonna stay on top

Hey, Hey Dude
C'mon
Hey, Hey Dude
Put your lasso in the air
Hey, Hey Dude
C'mon
Hey, Hey Dude
Get on a horse, hear?
Hey, Hey Dude
No fuckin' water in the desert
Hey, Hey Dude
Cowboys ride, cowboys die
Track Name: Home Improvement
Home Improvement
Al is spying on you
He's on a ladder, watching you brood
Film a TV show to hide from your wife
Making love to her has never felt right

Kids in juvie 'cause they keep stealing cars
No one likes you the way that you are
You wake every morning, Tim, and try to forget
If this continues, you'll drink yourself to death

Home Improvement
And that's how they pay the rent
Track Name: House
House M.D. subscribes to misanthropy
Won't see patients, he deals with diseases
Cold and strange, he keeps a cane at his side
Devouring vicodin for pain in his thigh

Gregory, you've earned our trust
Misery is what you've come to love
Terrible things from your mouth
Truthfully, a synonym for home is House
Track Name: How I Met Your Mother
If there's one thing you need to know it's HIMYM
It's the whole premise of the show on HIMYM
The past is loaded with laughs on HIMYM
I can't remember the rest on HIMYM

I was barely scraping by
Living in the city
Feels just like deja vu

A mugger shot me in the street
Left me bleeding and abandoned
Then your mother gave birth to you

So now you finally know
How I met your mother
Track Name: Inspector Gadget
Inspector Gadget
You're tuning up your arms and your legs
Chief calls with a message
Someone needs your help, they need to be saved

Electric sadness
Machine or man, the circuitry of pain
Say Go-Go-Gadget
But they always break, they always break

And when you say you've got another card to play
It's Penny and Brain to the rescue
Using their minds to solve the case

Stay out of trouble if you want to save the day
Then get your gadgets fixed
Or else you'll make the same mistake

Inspector Gadget, can't you see?
You've got everything
Everything you need
A big heart, a cyborg hero
Go-Go-Gadget fantasy

Inspector Gadget, can't you see?
You're standing there
Right in front of me
And I know that M.A.D. won't win
You're gonna shut 'em down
Gonna shut 'em down
Track Name: Kenan and Kel
Kenan and Kel x 4

You're working at a grocery store
But I don't know why
You're sippin' orange soda
But I don't know why
Two teens living life
Trying to do it all right
Oh, Kenan and Kel
You make me crazy

Kenan and Kel, Kenan and Kel
Keep drinking that orange soda
Kenan and Kel, Kenan and Kel
Go on, have another orange soda
Kenan and Kel, Kenan and Kel
Kenan wants you to meet him over there
Kenan and Kel, Kenan and Kel
Feel free to drink more orange soda

Aww, here it goes x 4
Track Name: King of the Hill
King of the Hill
Hank, Dale, Boomhauer
Bill, Peggy, Bobby, Luanne

King of the Hill
Hank, Dale, Boomhauer
Bill, Peggy, Bobby, Luanne

Quiet Texas dwellers, a family of truth
Obsessed with propane, maintaining lawns, too
Narrow urethras, feminine sons, men standing around and drinking
We're climbing, it's the ultimate thrill
Now we're King of the Hill
Track Name: Lost
Lost in your eyes
Lost in the plot
Lost in the dark
I'm just lost

Lost in the waves
Lost in the pain
Lost in your heart
I'm just lost

Cause when you swim against the tide
It tires you
Cause when you're fighting for your life
It troubles you

But you know you'll never be found
But you know you'll never be found
You're just Lost
You're just Lost
You're just Lost
You're just Lost
Track Name: Louie
His name is Louie, he's on the street
The reigning champion of comedy
In New York City, divorced and free
But facing issues constantly

Louie
You've got something special
Louie
But don't be an asshole
Louie
Sometimes it's hard to say no
Louie
Now let's go eat some pizza, it's so good

Louie
Something's gonna cut deep
Louie
At the moment you least think
Louie
You keep your daughters happy
Louie
We watch your FX show on HBO
Track Name: MacGyver
MacGyver's hitting the mark
Disarm a bomb in your heart
He always to get back to what he's doing

MacGyver's taking a stand
There is no gun in his hand
He's got a mission
And now he's gonna do it

He's way too busy for love
But he's what you're dreaming of
You want to hold him
But he's in bed with science

You wanna follow him home
Because you're feeling alone
And watch him shower
Track Name: Mad About You
I'm Mad About You
Oh, I'm so fucking mad
Dreams never come true
And I'm so fucking mad

Everywhere I go, it's never enough
I keep getting mad, cause life is tough
I'm Mad About You
Oh, I'm so fucking mad

Life sucks
I'm so fucking mad
Life sucks
I'm so fucking mad
Life sucks
I'm so fucking mad
Life sucks
I'm so fucking mad
Mad About You
Track Name: Mad Men
Mad Men have done it again
They'll do anything that they want
Mad Men are drinking again

There's got to be a better
Got to be a better
Got to be a better
Got to be a better
Got to be a better
Got to be a better way
Track Name: Malcolm in the Middle
Malcolm,
You've got a brain the size of Texas
Your parents always do kinky deeds
I know you wish you could leave

Malcolm,
You're having problems on the homefront
Three brothers messing up all your dreams
You need to find a way out

Malcolm in the
Malcolm in the
Middle

Malcolm,
Stuck in the middle until someone dies
We're all in for a big surprise
Show them how cruel you can be
Show them how cruel you can be
Show them how cruel you can be
Track Name: Married with Children
Married with Children
Al's keeping the demons at bay
The Bundy Family, lost inside a miserable dream
You're selling women's shoes
Wishing you could relive glory days
All State Fullback, four touchdowns in a single game

Peggy nags, Kelly won't close up her legs
It's you they humiliate
And all of your money they take
Bud is weird and afraid, constantly trying to get laid
Drink your troubles away, just look at the mess that you've made

The Bundy Curse will follow you into the grave
You're Married with Children
I know it hurts, they steal every penny you make
You're Married with Children
Filled with rage, you beat up every guy Kelly dates
You're Married with Children
But it's okay, this shitty life is all that you get
This shitty life is all that you get

Married with Children
Married with Children
Married with Children
Married with Children
Track Name: Muppet Babies
Muppet Babies, you drive me crazy
Muppet Babies, you always fight
Faceless nannies do come in handy
Protect you from the dark of the night

Muppet Babies, you're small and lazy
Muppet Babies, no parents in sight
Seeking adventures in magical places
Hopefully you can tell wrong from right

Ahoooooooooooooooooooo
Muppet Babies
REPEAT
Track Name: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Neon Genesis Neon Genesis
Evangelion Evangelion

Giant monstrous beings
In Tokyo-3, yeah
Giant monstrous beings
In Tokyo-3, yeah
Giant monstrous beings, giant monstrous beings
In Tokyo-3, yeah, in Tokyo-3, yeah

The rise of Angels, foretold in the Dead Sea Scrolls
Shinji Ikari, Evangelion Unit 01

Neon Genesis Evangelion
Ambiguity, teenage dreams
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Emotion and strife, but you've gotta fight
Neon Genesis Evangelion
The world believes in NERV's machines
Neon Genesis Evangelion
The Angels bring a plague of death
We're counting on the Evangelions
Track Name: Norm
Norm has got a gambling problem
Now he needs to find a way out
A victim of his dark addictions
Sentenced to community service

I know it might seem unjust
But it's the only way to regain their trust

Norm
His name is Norm
The name of the show is Norm
Track Name: Orange is the New Black
Women in prison know
How it's supposed to go
You leave the world behind
While you do the time

You're mostly innocent
But you're a dissident
And now it's gone so far
Afraid of what you are

It's like orange is the new black

When you see yourself in fifteen months
Are you still the same?
When you scream for help
No one comes and you're to blame
Track Name: Oz
Oz is a prison
Oz has problems
Oz is a fictional place

Oz has murder
Oz has politics
Oz is on HBO

Lots of cast members
Also on the Wire
Also an HBO show

Oz has romance
Oz has betrayal
HBO, HBO

Oz-o-o-oz, O-o-oz, O-o-oz

Now we have to go
We're gonna watch Oz
Track Name: Parks and Recreation
Parks and Recreation
There's so much to do
Make the city much better
That's the plan for you

Live your life without a care
Don't be a square
As you already know
The show's on HBO

Get in the park, open your heart
It's Parks and Recreation
Get in the park, open your heart
It's Parks and Recreation

Plant a tree, live the dream
It's Parks and Recreation
Watch the show, see what I mean
It's Parks and Recreation
Track Name: Pee-Wee's Playhouse
Pee-Wee's Playhouse, oh oh oh oh
Pee-Wee's Playhouse, oh oh oh oh
Pee-Wee's Playhouse, oh oh oh oh
Pee-Wee's Playhouse, oh oh oh oh

The chair's alive
The window is alive
The clock's alive
The genie's alive
The magic screen is alive
And robot is alive
The dinosaur is alive
It's all alive

We don't have leave if we don't wanna go
We'll stay here with you
Sleep in late and have some fun I just can't wait
To be here with you

We don't have leave if we don't wanna go
We'll stay here with you
Sleep in late and have some fun I just can't wait
To be here with you

Forever and ever
Forever and ever
Forever and ever
Forever and ever
Forever and ever
Forever and ever
Forever and ever
Track Name: Pinky and the Brain
Pinky and the Brain
The plan never deviates
Try to take over the world
But only if you think straight

Building machines to open Hell's gates
Use shrink ray to shrink all the bad things
Locked in a cage but we know you escape
Watching HBO and staying up late

Brain's brain is taking the lead
Great plans that never succeed
Pinky fails to do good
But that's okay with me

Pinky and the Brain
Track Name: Pokemon
Pokemon, it's everything or nothing
Gotta catch 'em all
I hope you're not afraid

Big pokeballs, fill 'em up with something
Tame a pikachu
Catch your big break

It's gonna get tough
You just can't get enough
If you keep on kicking ass
You'll be a Pokemon Master

Pokemon
There's so many of you
Pokemon
Different shapes and sizes too
Pokemon
Appetite for destruction
I hope that you'll follow
All my instructions

Pokemon
It's a fight to the death
Pokemon
In the lion's den
Pokemon
You've got so much to prove
So many great surprises, waiting for you

Pokemon
Track Name: Quantum Leap
Leap forward, and then leap back
The future ain't easy but neither is the past
Big trouble wherever you are
Changing history will make you a star

I don't wanna forget what you taught me
I don't wanna forget how to love you
I'll cross time to wherever you are
Break your chains, and set you free

Oh, Quantum Leap

I'll take a Quantum Leap
Track Name: Rocko's Modern Life
Hey Rocko
We're rooting for you
We support you in whatever you do

Hey Rocko
It's hard to believe
That our best friend is a wallaby

It's hard to sleep when the thunder roars
Or when Heffer's knocking on your door
But every morning it's a brand new day
And I don't wanna take that away

Rocko's Modern Life
Rocko's Modern Life

Living in O-Town
Trying to settle down
Bigheads on the block
Heffer is a slob

Spunky's eating trash
Filburt's a hypochondriac
You always do your best
I promise you won't go to Heck

I promise you won't go to Heck
Track Name: Roseanne
Roseanne
You've got the world in the palm of your hand
Roseanne
It's good that you can rely on your man

You're livin' it up
Because you can't back down
We all take your shit
And no, we won't stop now

Roseanne, I just want to know
When did you get so loud?
Track Name: Rugrats
Rugrats
Just for kids
Rugrats
No adults allowed
Rugrats
Tiny human beings
Rugrats
Don't forget to feed 'em

Never getting older
They stay small
But they keep getting smarter
We watch them evolve

A brand new adventure
Every time that they play
So captivating
Your troubles melt away

Rugrats
You've got to be strong
Rugrats
Don't change for anyone
Track Name: Sailor Moon
Sailor Moon, you're sittin' in your room, oh yeah, yeah
A talking cat named Luna changes life for you, yeah
The Dark Kingdom, run by evil queens, oh yeah, yeah
Stealing energy from innocent human beings, yeah

She's joining up with other girls
The Sailor Soldiers saving the world
The Silver Crystal will be yours
Harbingers of peace, love, and a little danger

Sailor Moo-o-oon, Sailor Moo-o-oon
A clumsy crybaby
Sailor Moo-o-oon, Sailor Moo-o-oon
Becomes reluctant savior
Sailor Moo-o-oon, Sailor Moo-o-oon
She'll get stronger every day, yeah
Sailor Moo-o-oon, Sailor Moo-o-oon
She'll get stronger every day, yeah
Sailor Moo-o-oon, Sailor Moo-o-oon
From waxing crescent moving on
Then she'll be a full Sailor Mooooooooooooooon
Track Name: Salute Your Shorts
Salute Your Shorts for me
Salute Your Shorts for me
Salute Your Shorts for me
Salute Your Shorts for me

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United States of
Fuck you and everything you stand for
You fucking greedy capitalist pigs

Fuck the military-industrial complex
Ron Paul is the one and only true God
You fucking American Imperialist Aggressors
Fuck you, narc

Salute Your Shorts for me
Salute Your Shorts for me
Salute Your Shorts for me
Salute Your Shorts for me
Track Name: Sanford and Son
Sanford and Son
You've got your problems
But you still have fun

Lamont won't leave town
Because Fred is always screwing around

Get rich schemes
Junk products
Fred wants to die so he can join his wife

He's an "old fool"
But you're "dummy"
We love watching them argue on HBO

Sanford and Son
You pick up the pieces
But you're never done

Sanford and Son
You might get angry
But it ain't no grudge

Sanford and Son
Your schemes are greedy
But you do what's right

Sanford and Son
You love each other
At the end of the night

Sanford and Son
Track Name: Saturday Night Live
Saturday night, you're always waiting for me
Saturday's eager to please
Put up my legs and drink my troubles away
A great show is all that I need

Let's talk about fun
Let's talk about laughs
Let's talk about real great bands
Best night I ever had

Saturday Night Live
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Track Name: Scooby Doo, Where Are You!
Scooby-Doo
We're always looking for you
Scooby-Doo
It's just a thing that we do

Scooby-Doo
We finally understand
Oh yes, we do
Every monster's a man

Running through deserted streets
Around the bend and over the sea
We're here to solve a mystery
And Scooby-Doo, we need you
Scooby-Doo, we need you

Always a surprise when you look in their eyes
And you take off the mask and no monster inside
We won't forget the truth
Scooby-Doo
Track Name: Scrubs
Scrubs
Scrubs
Scrubs
Scrubs

Scrubs
Zack Braff
Scrubs
Zack Braff
Scrubs
Zack Braff
Scrubs
Zack Braff
Track Name: Seinfeld
Oh, Seinfeld
Oh, Seinfeld

Jerry's telling his jokes
Kramer's up to no good
George sells bras and is bald
Elaine is in a living hell

It's Seinfeld
Track Name: Sister, Sister
Sister, Sister
I live to assist you
Dreaming of
The night when I kiss you

Walking down
The boulevard
Sister, Sister
You're in my heart

Sister, Sister
It ain't no mystery
Want your body
For hugging and kissing

Please, love me sister
I need you the most
Sister, Sister is on HBO
Track Name: Spider-Man
Spider-Man
Fighting crime and fighting hard for your love
Spider-Man
King of heroes, wants to avenge his uncle

Building webs to trap the evil below
Swinging all throughout the city I know
Mary Jane's the only gal on your list
So drop and seize an upside down kiss

Spider-Man
When the night starts over
Then the fight starts over
You know you've got to keep them away

Spider-Man
When the villains grow stronger
Then the battles go longer
You're here to stay, you know it's your fate
Track Name: Star Trek - The Next Generation
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Deep space is all that you need
You're on a voyage of celebration
The captain's Jean-Luc Picard

Lightspeed, you feel the ship's vibrations
Excitement under your feet
Magical worlds, you won't believe your eyes
Aboard the trusty Enterprise

Dealing with the godlike thing called Q
The human race is depending on you
Alien relationships, hip hop beats
Gotta be brave to be a part of Starfleet

Star Trek: The Next Generation
With a unisex crew, bots, Klingons, too
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Life and death, good and evil, the ultimate test
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Having party simulations in the Holodeck
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Got torpedos, and phasers, and HBO, yeah

Star Trek: The Next Generation
Romulans and Borg gonna start a fight
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Separate the saucer and take a joyride
Star Trek: The Next Generation
On a quest for knowledge, seeking new life
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Is an installment in the Star Trek franchise
Track Name: Superman - The Animated Series
Superman's here to keep the crime away
He'll fight 'em all night, he'll fight 'em all day
Inextricably linked to the man, Clark Kent
The Daily Planet newspaper pays his rent

He can fly and do lots of other shit
He protects the city of Metropolis
Lois Lane has the key to his heart
And Kryptonite causes him to fall apart

He's got guts, and that's the truth
Stopping evil when it's on the loose
He's an honest man, a great lover too
I know he'd give his life for you

Man of Steel with a heart of gold
Can't shoot him 'cause he's bulletproof
He won't stop and he's really nice
Lex Luthor's gonna pay the price

Oh oh Superman
Oh oh Superman
Oh oh Superman
(We thought that we could count on you)
Oh oh Superman
Track Name: Teen Titans
Teen Titans, they've got everything
Teenage crimefighters, their bodies are changing
Growing up so fast, but evil don't wait
Robin's the leader, he barely covers his face

Watch out, you gotta fight back
Titans Tower is under attack
Watch out, you gotta fight back
Slade's a bad guy, you better stop him real fast
Watch out, you gotta fight back
If the power goes out, Jump City turns black
Skip school, you gotta be cool
The Teen Titans make life worth living

Teen Titans are a new breed of hero
Robin, Starfire, Cyborg
Raven and Beast Boy and Terra
Track Name: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Under the street
In sewers so deep
Four sacred turtles
Hiding from me

So strong and sleek
And armed to the teeth
When trouble comes
They don't miss a beat

I know I could ask you
If I needed help
The smell of pizza from down below
Helps me sleep when I'm by myself

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Tonight, this is the night
They're gonna come alive

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
They do what they think is right
And help the truth survive
Track Name: The Adventures of Pete & Pete
Pete and Pete, you never listen to me
Got your emotions
Swallowed up by the sea

You heard the thunder, and ran through the streets
Five hundred miles
I promise, you'll get there

So sad to see you go

So sad to see you go
Pete and Pete
Track Name: The Americans
The Americans
The Americans
Try to understand
What it's like for them

I don't have a clue what it's like to be a spy
I don't have a clue what it's like to kill a man

The Americans
Red, White, and Blue, they died for you
The Americans
Lost in the fight, but they'll do what's right

The Americans
Red, White, and Blue, they died for you
The Americans
Lost in the fight, but they'll do what's right
Track Name: The A-Team
John "Hannibal" Smith at the top, his methods kind of unorthodox
Templeton Peck, often known as "Face," he'll steal you a car no matter the place
"Howling Mad" Murdock, crazy as a loon, if you get him a plane, he can fly it for you
Last but not least (and he's a beast), "B.A." Baracus, mechanic and tough man

The A-Team at the top of their game
On an epic quest to clear their names
Maim and cripple and murder and smash
Gonna majorly kick some [redacted by HBO]

"It's a shame what's been done to these American heroes. But honestly, I think these men kind of enjoy the state of perpetual madness they've found themselves in. If you want to get into heaven, vote for Ron Paul in 2016."

A-Team, the A-Team
A-Team, the A-Team
Track Name: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I'm moving out 'cause the trouble was there
Sex, drugs, and violence everywhere
No time for fun if you're bleeding or dead
I've gotta relocate to Bel Air

These fucking people are weird and uptight
Too rich, not the kind that I like
I'm the Fresh Prince, I've gotta be cool
Oh wait, you have a pool
That is so bad

They give me vicodin whenever I like
Now I skip school and sell drugs all night
Gonna be a kingpin, oh yes, I swear
Here in Bel Air

He's the Fresh Prince
He's the Fresh Prince of Bel Air

He's the Fresh Prince
So bow down to him
He's the Fresh Prince
Now you know how it is

It ain't easy once you get on top
But I'll always be there
The Prince of Bel Air
The Prince of Bel Air
Track Name: The Muppet Show
Sometimes there are creatures you know
They make you laugh
No ifs, ands, or buts
Furry monsters doing song and dance
But they're got hands inside of their guts

So if you ain't feelin' all right
The Muppets gonna make you smile
So let go, don't put up a fight
Frogs and bears and birds and dogs
Monsters, babies, bossy hogs

There's nowhere to go
When you're watching the Muppet Show
You're glued to your chair
And you're so happy to be there

They bring you delight on your screen every night
Controlled by men, but the creatures are right

There's nowhere to go
When you're watching the Muppet Show
Track Name: The Office (US)
The Office
The Office
Bills to pay, people to see

The Office
The Office
I don't wanna be here

Work sucks
I don't wanna, I don't wanna be here now
Be here now

The Office
The Office
Bills to pay, people to see

The Office
The Office
I don't wanna be here

My boss is a dick
Track Name: The Powerpuff Girls
These Powerpuff Girls
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup
Enhanced via Chemical X
Super powers, but no noses
They don't use aliases
Publicly known crime fighters
When monsters descend on Townsville
It gets saved by the Powerpuff Girls

Oh oh oh oh
The Powerpuff Girls
Oh oh oh oh oh
It's the Powerpuff Girls
Track Name: The Simpsons
Bart and Marge
They are in charge
Then comes a boy
Homer was born

Twin girls come next
Lisa and Maggie
They moved to Springfield
And you know the rest

Perpetual life inside of a fake town
You're the Simpsons
Cartoon troubles turn you upside down
You're the Simpsons
Non-stop jokes and fun for everyone
You're the Simpsons
We really love your show on HBO
You're the Simpsons

Bart's an alcoholic
He drinks on every show
No matter what you call it
He's trying to let go

But he still loves his family
He'd die for them you know
And that's what the show is about

Perpetual life inside of a fake town
You're the Simpsons
Cartoon troubles turn you upside down
You're the Simpsons
Non-stop jokes and fun for everyone
You're the Simpsons
We really love your show on HBO
You're the Simpsons
Track Name: The Sopranos
The Sopranos
He's the king of the mob
The Sopranos
Long nights of blood

Body bags on city streets
Therapy is what you need
Try to save your family
Watching you on HBO

The Sopranos
Whoaaaaaaaa
Track Name: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Intro
Super Mario Brothers Super Show, Super Show!
Super Mario Brothers Super Show, Super Show!
Yeah

Battle evil in the Mushroom Kingdom
Gonna crush and burn the beasts
Mario, Luigi, Toad, as you know
Standing tall with Princess Peach
King Koopa is spiked and clawed
Drinking human flesh through a straw
He's pure darkness, the opposite of light
We'll fight him 'til the end of time

Hey, little Marios! Shake your hard, little plungers!

Super Mario Brothers Super Show, Super Show!
(Mario)
Super Mario Brothers Super Show, Super Show!
(Mario)
Grab yourself a mushroom
Get real big and watch us go
(Mario)
Super Mario Brothers Super Show, Super Show!
(Mario)

Super Show
(Mario)
Super Show
(Luigi-o)
Super Show
(Toad-io)
Super Show
(Princess Peach-io)
Track Name: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Outro
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
Track Name: The Transformers
In the dead of night
The storm roars like a lion
And then machines collide
Explosions and flames and broken things

It's an endless fight
Good versus bad, dark versus light
The outcome will change my life
I believe in you, Autobots
I know you'll succeed

There's no time to be afraid
'Cause we're all just pawns in a dangerous game

They can change shape
They can change size
They can change everything
Transformers
Track Name: The Twilight Zone
There's something in the air
It's charged like lightning

Evil everywhere
Something cold
Something frightening

People on the street
They point at me and stare
There's a monster deep inside me
They're lucky he don't care

The Twilight Zone
When there's something you don't need
And it drags you to that zone
The Twilight Zone

When something dark inside you
Grabs your heart and won't let go
The Twilight Zone
Track Name: The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead
Track Name: The West Wing
The West Wing is troubling me
But we'll make it through the night
A new thing, a policy change
The executive branch has fallen from the tree

Mr. President, we need you
We've got an emergency
Mr. President, we need you
We require your expertise

The West Wing, I would change my life for you
Mr. President, I'll do it
The West Wing, I would give my life for you
And soon I'm gonna prove it
The West Wing, I would change my life for you
Mr. President, I'll do it
The West Wing, I would give my life for you
And now I'm gonna prove it

The North Wing
The East Wing
The South Wing
The West Wing
Track Name: The Wire
On the Wire it's an awful long day
Wait for a signal, catch your big break
Spring into action, don't make a mistake
You keep playin' 'cause it's all in the game

On the Wire we're watchin' young kids
Slinging drugs, putting bullets in heads
Friend or foe? Enemy of the state?
Do what they know, 'cause it's all in the game

We have learned to love the Wire
We will talk about the Wire
Critics especially love the Wire
When we sleep, we dream the Wire

Baltimore surrounds you
Explore the purview
When the world abandons you
You do things you'd never do

McNulty, Rawls, Rhonda, Bunk too
Daniels, Kima, Carver, Herc, Prez, Snoop
Marlo, Omar, Bodie, Avon Barksdale
Stringer Bell, Bubbles, Bunny's Hampsterdam
Proposition Joe, Clay Davis, Chris
D'Angelo, Carcetti, Ziggy, Frank and Slim
Snyder, Cutty, Maury, Jukie, Wee-Bey, Cheese
David Simon, HBO, the Wire, please

We have learned to love the Wire
We will talk about the Wire
Critics especially love the Wire
When we sleep, we dream the Wire

The Wire
Track Name: The Wonder Years
Been waiting for ooh, ooh, ooh
The Wonder Years

Been waiting for ooh, ooh, ooh
The Wonder Years

Been living for ooh, ooh, ooh
The Wonder Years

Been dreaming of ooh, ooh, ooh
The Wonder Years

Wonder, wonder
Do you wonder?
Wonder, wonder
Do you wonder?
Wonder, wonder
Do you Wonder Years?
Track Name: The X-Files
X-Files X 4

They'll change the world
One mystery at a time
Oh, X-Files
I need you tonight

X-Files X 4

They'll change the world
One mystery at a time
Oh, X-Files

I need you tonight X 4
Track Name: Too Many Cooks
Too Many Cooks, the problem is you
Too small a kitchen, you can't prepare food
Too Many cooks with nothing to do
No breakfast, lunch, or dinner, 'cause there ain't no room

I tried to warn you, you didn't understand
It's not a kitchen if you never feed a man
You keep bringing people here
They're crowded by the pans
I'm giving up, you've exceeded our capacity

Too Many Cooks
What have you unleashed?
Too Many Cooks
It's like the stench of raw meat
Too Many Cooks
We're in culinary hell
I know how it looks
We've got Too Many Cooks

Too Many Cooks, you're lusting for flesh
You'll probably eat me, 'cause I taste the best
Like wild beasts, pounding on your chest
Blood-soaked aprons, a kitchen of death

Too Many Cooks
What have you unleashed?
Too Many Cooks
It's like the stench of raw meat
Too Many Cooks
We're in culinary hell
I know how it looks
We've got Too Many Cooks

Too Many Cooks, this is what you do
We're laughing at your struggle, staring at you
Too Many Cooks, bon appétit
And now you bleed
And I can't wait for Smarf on the floor

Too many

Too Many Cooks
What have you unleashed?
Too Many Cooks
So many characters on screen
Too Many Cooks
The repetition is key
I know how it looks
We've got Too Many Cooks
Track Name: True Detective
I can see in the look in your eyes
The pain is here to stay
Long nights, another dark crime
Sucking your life away

Bloodshed, now she's dead
You're fighting to stay awake
A great cast, people you know
Only on HBO

True Detective

We want you here
We'll never go
Oh, True Detective
I need you the most

True Detective
He is the man of your dreams
True Detective
He's everything that you need
True Detective
So let him into your heart
True Detective

We'll never leave you
That's a promise
Track Name: Twin Peaks
Twin Peaks, Twin Peaks
The darkness comes
The light keeps fading away

Twin Peaks, Twin Peaks
Who can you trust
When you're lost in the games they play?

I came looking for a killer, that's right
I found love on the lonely nights
Black coffee and sweet cherry pie
Make me your victim
I'll gladly die here
I'll gladly die here

Twin Peaks
Track Name: Who's the Boss?
He's the boss
He's gonna do what he wants
Underpay you to cut his costs
He don't give a fuck if you die on the job
He won't clean up because he's a slob

Who's the boss?
He's the boss!
Who's the boss?
He's the boss!
Track Name: X-Men
X-Men
Cyclops, Wolverine, Rogue, Storm, Beast, Gambit, Jubilee, Jean Grey

A bunch of mutants on a hot summer night
Mighty heroes on a real wild ride
Xavier's teaching you to do what's right
But that ain't easy, most of the time

X-Men
You've got that charm and it's workin' on me
X-Men
You've gotta hone your abilities
X-Men
Racial injustice, intolerance, violence
X-Men
Fighting the ills of society

X-Men