TV

by Hot Dad

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kleincomplex Hilarious and showcases a lot of cool styles, this album always cheers me up Favorite track: Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Sierra Fleming
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Sierra Fleming I absolutely cannot believe how phenomenally creative and hilarious this is especially considering how actually beautiful the music and melodies are. It's so well-made. It makes me so happy. Thank you so much. Favorite track: Batman - The Animated Series.
Miguel Martinez
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Miguel Martinez From the early 50's to modern times, this fantastic band covers a wide variety of alternate themes to classic TV shows. With over 100 tracks and pay what you want, this is quite easily a great purchase. Favorite track: Cowboy Bebop.
Jimmy McNulty
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Jimmy McNulty This is one of the best albums of 2015. The songs aren't just great parodies, they're incredibly well-written throwbacks to a simpler time (the 80's). If you want to know more, check out an interview with Hot Dad:
www.toiletovhell.com/hot-dad-the-toilet-ov-hell-interview/ Favorite track: Animaniacs.
Kenneth Malloy
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Kenneth Malloy Without the need for any qualifiers, I can honestly say this is one of my favorite albums of 2015. Simultaneously, "TV" is both a collection of funny well-crafted joke songs (Hey Dude, Dexter's Lab, Mad About You,) and also a collection of songs imbued with such a feeling of emotional sincerity that you begin to wonder if it's still a joke, or if the joke is on you for being genuinely impacted by a fake TV theme for a dumb show (Batman, Transformers, Are You Afraid of the Dark?)

Get it now. Favorite track: Kenan and Kel.
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ALF 01:32
A space alien, why is he here? It's ALF Followed a radio signal to the Earth Trying to figure it out It's hard making friends With a bizarre, rippled snout Eight stomachs, a limitless hunger for cats A bit unusual, but it's tough to go through deep space Don't know where you are, trying to reach the next place Lost your planet, try to save them from a similar fate Feeling guilty since you lost your friends But dodged the blaze ALF you're here, our home is yours too Our little secret, we'll keep them from finding you Sometimes it's weird, the things that you do Despite our differences, you're there for me, I'm here for you You're there for me, I'm here for you You're there for me, I'm here for you You're there for me, I'm here for you You're there for me, I'm here for you
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Animaniacs 00:55
Animani-animaniacs Animani-animaniacs Suffering from animania Animani-animaniacs Animani-animaniacs Suffering from animania Wacky Crazy Zany On HBO Suffering from animania Suffering from animania Animaniacs
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Archer 00:47
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Are you afraid of the dark? Are you afraid of me? Are you afraid of the dark? Or just what lies beneath? I've got this feeling that you're running away from me I've got this feeling that you're trying to hide I don't know how or why But I know it's gonna happen tonight Are you afraid of the dark? Are you afraid of the dark? Are you afraid of the dark?
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Batman's on a path of his own Vigilante justice, I know Gotham City's hit a new low Danger everywhere that you go I've got a feeling that somethin' ain't right Will you rescue me, tonight? I've got a feeling that somethin' ain't right Would you help me here, tonight? To right the wrong To carry on To fight this all To sing the song To lift it up To settle down To light the dark To find a new meaning
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You might be living, but you're better off ted You try to stay cool, but it's over your head A horny single father with nothing to do Eating corporate pussy, the dream came true You're better off ted You're better off ted You're better off ted You're better off ted Oooh, you're better off ted
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Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory You've got a Big Bang Theory It's a Big Bang Theory You've got a Big Bang Theory It's a Big Bang Theory Big Bang Theory (It's such a good time) Big Bang Theory (Outer space and beyond) Big Bang Theory (Reach for the stars) Big Bang Theory (We're laughing so hard) You've got a Big Bang Theory It's a Big Bang Theory You've got a Big Bang Theory It's a Big Bang Theory
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Boy Meets World, Boy Meets World Boy Meets World, Boy Meets World When there's nothing left to do Cause the world keeps crushing you World Meets Boy, Boy Meets World
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Breaking Bad 00:44
Walter White, you've got cancer Walter White, you're making meth You've got advanced degrees in chemistry You'll rise above the rest You're breaking bad
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Buffy becomes known as "the Slayer" She hails from Sunnydale Bloodsuckers better beware She's healing really fast And kicking loads of ass Werewolves, demons, ghosts Know they should run from you (Yeah, they should run) Buffy, Buffy, Buffy Oh, oh, oh Buffy the Vampire Slayer (She's slaying vampires. She'll crash the monsters' ball. She kills it all.)
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Captain Planet's got a real hot dream A cleaner world for you and me Five Planeteers, magical rings Combine the powers, our hero unleashed Go Planet, go, go, go Crush the eco-villains, your strength will grow Go Planet, go, go, go Earth, fire, wind, water, heart, HBO C'mon Planeteers, you gotta fight hard The earth needs your limitless heart C'mon Planeteers, freedom ain't free Captain Planet, you need to bleed To fight pollution and corporate greed You look weird, your hair is green But that's totally fine by me A bunch of children make up your team If you fail it's devastating "The power is yours," every time you scream But that's totally fine by me (Earth, fire, wind, water, heart, HBO)
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What is life like When you don't know shit about the world? A little strange and Maybe lonely, too Steve Brule, Steve Brule Steve Brule, Steve Brule Steve Brule, Steve Brule (Check it out) Steve Brule, Steve Brule (Check it out with) Steve Brule, Steve Brule (Check it Out! with Steve Brule)
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Cheers 00:58
When it feels like something's goin' right Lift your glass up and Cheers When it feels like nothing's goin' right Don't lift your glass up and Cheers I don't wanna know If the pain consumes you So lift up your glass And Cheers
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Clueless 01:02
You ought get a grip Cause I don't give a shit You're Clueless Driving daddy's car You think you'll go so far You're Clueless Gimme a break You've got nothing at stake You're Clueless Like a falling star You don't know who you are You're Clueless now If you won't tell me why I can't try to help you It's so much to digest Yeah, you're Clueless Let's go Yeah, you're Clueless Yeah, you're Clueless
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Community 03:49
Community, you'll never sleep tonight Illegitimate bachelor's degree, that's right You lost your job, you lost your dreams Your life So back to school, now hit the books and fight Poor Jeff Winger at Community College Lusting after Britta Perry Form a fake study group, make love to her A plan that's perfect until she invites all the others Disparate people brought together on the show Bonding over a mutual love of HBO Abed, Pierce, Shirley, Troy and Annie Everyone's caught up in Dean Craig Pelton's schemes Hard to succeed with such wacky faculty You're not alone 'cause you built it, can't you see? Your own little Community COMMUNITY, AN HBO ORIGINAL AN ORIGINAL HBO SHOW ONLY ON HBO SHOW COMMUNITY Community, Community Community, Community Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, come Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, come Community, Community Community, Community Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, come Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, come Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, come Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, Com-com-community, come
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Cosby Show 01:38
Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby we need you Cosby we care Cosby we love you Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby Show Cosby, we'll be there Cosby, we'll be there Cosby, we'll be there Cosby, we'll be there
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Cowboy Bebop 01:36
Cowboy Bebop, just clap your hands Cowboy Bebop, it's a cosmic dance Bounty hunters, 2071 Phase Difference Space Gates is how it's done They're not gonna let you escape prosecution Hitmen, hackers, dogs, missing arms, con artists in the crew, yeah Space justice miracles in every place, with such high stakes Red Dragon Syndicate, you know our power Don't forget Cowboy Be-bop-bop Cowboy Be-bop-bop Cowboy Be-bop-bop Bop-bop, Bop-bop
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Daredevil 01:27
Daredevil wants to take it higher and higher Blind lawyer turns to vigilante crime fighter It doesn't matter that you took an oath Got to prevent disaster Not gonna save their souls Blood is what you're after Matt Murdock, you can't see But you find the crime apparently Four hyper senses up your sleeve Put on a red suit and then you'll be Daredevil oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Daredevil oh, oh, oh, oh, oh *Repeat Forever*
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Darkwing Duck You're such a hero Darkwing Duck I wanna take you home I just want to see your body And I don't want to be alone He takes the filth off the streets And brings it home to the sheets Darkwing Duck you are my baby So please use your gadgets on me He's a hero And he knows it tonight He's a hero And he'll make everything right He's Darkwing Duck
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Dexter 01:57
Oh, Dexter Not waiting on the world to change Dexter Living life like a hurricane Dexter Sneaking out to do it again Dexter You've only got yourself to blame I could be the one that you're killing next I could be the one that you put to the test Pleading for my life, doing my best Then we go round and around again I can see the knife and your chiseled chest Know you won't stop even if I piss Cutting me to pieces after death Then we go round and around again Then we go round and around again Ooh, ooh, ooh Loving you is tearing me up You used to be fair enough Back before the danger Ooh, ooh, ooh Loving you is tearing me up You used to be man enough Back before the danger Ooh, ooh, ooh The pain is a part of your life You used to be such a cool guy Back before you murdered
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Dexter's Lab 00:44
Dexter's Lab, Dexter's Lab Mad science at its best Tiny kid, super brain Dee Dee drives him insane You hide your lab from family You long for peace and secrecy Mandark doesn't stand a chance Because of Dexter's Lab
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Doug 01:09
Doug, don't feed me that bullshit about what you want Doug, don't fuck with your family, they're all you've got Doug, just get the girl, she'll love you too, you'll rock her world Doug, just give it a shot Ooooh, do-be-do-be doo-wop Doug Ooooh, do-be-do-be doo-wop Doug Ooooh, do-be-do-be doo-wop Doug Ooooh, do-be-do-be doo-wop Doug
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DuckTales 01:28
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ER 00:52
ER, ER, ER, ER Treating the victims of bodily harm ER, ER, ER, ER Doctors, nurses, patients, emergency surgeries ER, ER, ER, ER The Windy City is the hospital's home ER, ER, ER, ER Sociopolitics, our favorite show on HBO People bleed and die on screen (On ER, oh, oh, oh) Stamos comes later, in Season 13 If you get really hurt, you should take a trip To ER
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I've got a family And I wanna hold on to it I've got a dream of familial love Limitless Family Matters, or does it? Family Matters, I love it With Steve Urkel, he's so weird Who the hell could raise a boy like that? My dad's a cop, he's a first class hero He fights the scum on Chicago streets Urkel's more popular than my whole family I can't take anymore My world is crashing down If Family Matters Why is HE at the center? Are you kidding me Steve Urkel has got to go He's got to go If Family Matters (Urkel's got to go) Why is HE at the center? (Urkel's got to go) Are you kidding me (This is my family, my family, my family) Steve Urkel has got to go He's got to go (This is my family) Fuck you, Urkel
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Firefly 00:42
Firefly, Firefly Look into space, the stars like fireflies Firefly, Firefly No secret mission could take my love for you away My Firefly
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Frasier 00:56
Dr. Frasier Crane, you got divorced You're moving away Someone shot your dad And now he has to live at your place Frasier, Frasier, Frasier, oh Frasier, Frasier, Frasier, oh oh oh oh Frasier, Frasier, Frasier, oh Frasier, Frasier, Frasier, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
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Are you a freak? Are you a geek? You've got so much to lose The world is picking on you But don't feel bad It's gonna get worse Running your mouth Will get you put in a hearse But don't be afraid It's a choice you make You'll find a way out You can save the day You can change your ways You'll find a way out Freaks and Geeks I think you're all right Freaks and Geeks I think you're outta sight
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Friends 00:48
I've got friends, you've got friends Let put our friends together All those friends, in one bed Making love forever Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey Chandler, Chandler, Chandler, Ross Chandler, Chandler, Chandler, Ross Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey Chandler, Chandler, Chandler Are Friends
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Full House 01:35
Danny Tanner On a real wild ride Lookin' for answers Lookin' for love Three kids Gotta raise 'em all right So exhausted by the end of the night He needs help if he's gonna survive Enter Joey and Jesse Two top notch guys Picking up the slack Best friends for life I know you're gonna make it Living together in a Full House You won't believe it, it's a Full House So many people in this Full House It ain't easy in a Full House No, we'll never leave you And we'll never let you down No, it ain't easy in a Full House
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Futurama 01:07
Fry gets frozen but he really don't care The past is bland and the future's much better Go into space every day for your job With a one-eyed girl and a robot, Bender (robot bender) When the worlds collide Keep fighting, gotta stay on time Your cargo's got a place to go All eyes on you, we're watching the show Futurama Fry, Bender, Leela, Nibbler and Zapp Futurama Professor, Zoidberg, Hermes, Amy Futurama Fry, Bender, Leela, Kif, Mom, Zapp Futurama Professor, Zoidberg, Hermes, Amy
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G.I. Joe, G.I. Joe, G.I. Joe, G.I. Joe G.I. Joe, HBO show, G.I. Joe, HBO show When the shit goes down, who can you call? Brave troops with proper training, they can kill it all Not afraid to die, not afraid to fall They can save your life, just give 'em a call These men and women, they fight for what's right G.I. Joe These brave troops, they fight for what's right So vote for Ron Paul G.I. Joe, G.I. Joe
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You're playing the game again Gotta make it to the top Gotta be the best Now winter's here It might never end Fighting for your life 'Cause you got no friends Last time I checked It's all the same Take life away Power you gain Reach far and wide And spread the flame We're here for you And now you pay Caught in a game of thrones Just a game of thrones You can live it But you ain't gonna win it Caught in a game of thrones (I'm coming for your throne)
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Gilmore Girls, you light up my world And I know, and I know that I need you A single mother, raising some girls And I know, and I know it ain't easy You talk too fast for me I don't know what you mean Cause you're my Gilmore Girls Cause you're my Gilmore Girls Cause you're my Gilmore Girls Cause you're my Gilmore Girls
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Girls 00:35
A bunch of twenty somethings, living in New York They won't leave for no reason They work shitty jobs, do cocaine all the time Mom and Dad would be so mad They say funny things, fucking funny things Witty banter is so good It's called Girls It's called Girls It's called Girls It's called Girls
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Golden Girls 01:55
Golden Girls getting older Share a home in Miami, Florida Having fun with each other And they're never gonna slow down Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh It's the Golden Girls Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh In a Golden World Oh, Golden Girls Best friends for life, all you need You're finding out That that's the way it's gonna be Live, love, and laugh Kiss and hug constantly You're strong enough And that's the way it's gonna be
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Guts 00:45
So much shit to climb You gotta move fast, gotta beat the time Play sports with alternative names Do real well, climb the Aggro Crag Do you have it? Do you have it? Do you have it? Guts
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Hannibal 00:55
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Off the coast of California Lies an island that you know Warm and beautiful, yet violent It's a shame to watch it go So they made a special task force Steve McGarrett at the top To battle all the drug lords Because they'll never stop Hawaii Five-O Offices inside a palace A glorious stronghold Who knew that fighting bad guys Would make an entertaining show? And if a monstrous criminal killed A person with a gun McGarrett would do the honors And scream "Book 'em, murder one!" Hawaii Five-O Honolulu needs you Hawaii-Five-O Honolulu needs you Hawaii-Five-O
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Hey Arnold! 01:03
Hey Arnold! Hey Arnold! Hey Arnold! Hey Arnold! Hey Arnold! Hey Arnold! Hey Arnold! Hey Arnold!
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Hey Dude 01:33
Where the fuck are my homies all at? The Bar None Dude Ranch, that's where it's at Get away from my motherfucking job Accounting is shit, yeah, it's time to move on I love pussy and I can't get enough Moving out West where there's so much to fuck Ride a horse, fuck a cactus all night Find the devil in the desert, and that's all right My kid wants to skateboard but he can't in the sand I told that piece of shit, he's gotta be a man A beast named Cassie, a motherfucking dog Hire four hot teens and watch 'em all fuck The spurs in my boots go clickety-clack-clack Feeling kind of horny and I wanna smoke crack I'm Ben Ernst, I got a real big cock Fuckin' king of the ranch I'm gonna stay on top Hey, Hey Dude C'mon Hey, Hey Dude Put your lasso in the air Hey, Hey Dude C'mon Hey, Hey Dude Get on a horse, hear? Hey, Hey Dude No fuckin' water in the desert Hey, Hey Dude Cowboys ride, cowboys die
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Home Improvement Al is spying on you He's on a ladder, watching you brood Film a TV show to hide from your wife Making love to her has never felt right Kids in juvie 'cause they keep stealing cars No one likes you the way that you are You wake every morning, Tim, and try to forget If this continues, you'll drink yourself to death Home Improvement And that's how they pay the rent
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House 00:54
House M.D. subscribes to misanthropy Won't see patients, he deals with diseases Cold and strange, he keeps a cane at his side Devouring vicodin for pain in his thigh Gregory, you've earned our trust Misery is what you've come to love Terrible things from your mouth Truthfully, a synonym for home is House
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If there's one thing you need to know it's HIMYM It's the whole premise of the show on HIMYM The past is loaded with laughs on HIMYM I can't remember the rest on HIMYM I was barely scraping by Living in the city Feels just like deja vu A mugger shot me in the street Left me bleeding and abandoned Then your mother gave birth to you So now you finally know How I met your mother
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Inspector Gadget You're tuning up your arms and your legs Chief calls with a message Someone needs your help, they need to be saved Electric sadness Machine or man, the circuitry of pain Say Go-Go-Gadget But they always break, they always break And when you say you've got another card to play It's Penny and Brain to the rescue Using their minds to solve the case Stay out of trouble if you want to save the day Then get your gadgets fixed Or else you'll make the same mistake Inspector Gadget, can't you see? You've got everything Everything you need A big heart, a cyborg hero Go-Go-Gadget fantasy Inspector Gadget, can't you see? You're standing there Right in front of me And I know that M.A.D. won't win You're gonna shut 'em down Gonna shut 'em down
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Kenan and Kel x 4 You're working at a grocery store But I don't know why You're sippin' orange soda But I don't know why Two teens living life Trying to do it all right Oh, Kenan and Kel You make me crazy Kenan and Kel, Kenan and Kel Keep drinking that orange soda Kenan and Kel, Kenan and Kel Go on, have another orange soda Kenan and Kel, Kenan and Kel Kenan wants you to meet him over there Kenan and Kel, Kenan and Kel Feel free to drink more orange soda Aww, here it goes x 4
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King of the Hill Hank, Dale, Boomhauer Bill, Peggy, Bobby, Luanne King of the Hill Hank, Dale, Boomhauer Bill, Peggy, Bobby, Luanne Quiet Texas dwellers, a family of truth Obsessed with propane, maintaining lawns, too Narrow urethras, feminine sons, men standing around and drinking We're climbing, it's the ultimate thrill Now we're King of the Hill
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Lost 01:20
Lost in your eyes Lost in the plot Lost in the dark I'm just lost Lost in the waves Lost in the pain Lost in your heart I'm just lost Cause when you swim against the tide It tires you Cause when you're fighting for your life It troubles you But you know you'll never be found But you know you'll never be found You're just Lost You're just Lost You're just Lost You're just Lost
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Louie 01:11
His name is Louie, he's on the street The reigning champion of comedy In New York City, divorced and free But facing issues constantly Louie You've got something special Louie But don't be an asshole Louie Sometimes it's hard to say no Louie Now let's go eat some pizza, it's so good Louie Something's gonna cut deep Louie At the moment you least think Louie You keep your daughters happy Louie We watch your FX show on HBO
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MacGyver 01:07
MacGyver's hitting the mark Disarm a bomb in your heart He always to get back to what he's doing MacGyver's taking a stand There is no gun in his hand He's got a mission And now he's gonna do it He's way too busy for love But he's what you're dreaming of You want to hold him But he's in bed with science You wanna follow him home Because you're feeling alone And watch him shower
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I'm Mad About You Oh, I'm so fucking mad Dreams never come true And I'm so fucking mad Everywhere I go, it's never enough I keep getting mad, cause life is tough I'm Mad About You Oh, I'm so fucking mad Life sucks I'm so fucking mad Life sucks I'm so fucking mad Life sucks I'm so fucking mad Life sucks I'm so fucking mad Mad About You
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Mad Men 00:43
Mad Men have done it again They'll do anything that they want Mad Men are drinking again There's got to be a better Got to be a better Got to be a better Got to be a better Got to be a better Got to be a better way
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Malcolm, You've got a brain the size of Texas Your parents always do kinky deeds I know you wish you could leave Malcolm, You're having problems on the homefront Three brothers messing up all your dreams You need to find a way out Malcolm in the Malcolm in the Middle Malcolm, Stuck in the middle until someone dies We're all in for a big surprise Show them how cruel you can be Show them how cruel you can be Show them how cruel you can be
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Married with Children Al's keeping the demons at bay The Bundy Family, lost inside a miserable dream You're selling women's shoes Wishing you could relive glory days All State Fullback, four touchdowns in a single game Peggy nags, Kelly won't close up her legs It's you they humiliate And all of your money they take Bud is weird and afraid, constantly trying to get laid Drink your troubles away, just look at the mess that you've made The Bundy Curse will follow you into the grave You're Married with Children I know it hurts, they steal every penny you make You're Married with Children Filled with rage, you beat up every guy Kelly dates You're Married with Children But it's okay, this shitty life is all that you get This shitty life is all that you get Married with Children Married with Children Married with Children Married with Children
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Muppet Babies, you drive me crazy Muppet Babies, you always fight Faceless nannies do come in handy Protect you from the dark of the night Muppet Babies, you're small and lazy Muppet Babies, no parents in sight Seeking adventures in magical places Hopefully you can tell wrong from right Ahoooooooooooooooooooo Muppet Babies REPEAT
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Neon Genesis Evangelion Neon Genesis Evangelion Neon Genesis Neon Genesis Evangelion Evangelion Giant monstrous beings In Tokyo-3, yeah Giant monstrous beings In Tokyo-3, yeah Giant monstrous beings, giant monstrous beings In Tokyo-3, yeah, in Tokyo-3, yeah The rise of Angels, foretold in the Dead Sea Scrolls Shinji Ikari, Evangelion Unit 01 Neon Genesis Evangelion Ambiguity, teenage dreams Neon Genesis Evangelion Emotion and strife, but you've gotta fight Neon Genesis Evangelion The world believes in NERV's machines Neon Genesis Evangelion The Angels bring a plague of death We're counting on the Evangelions
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Norm 01:15
Norm has got a gambling problem Now he needs to find a way out A victim of his dark addictions Sentenced to community service I know it might seem unjust But it's the only way to regain their trust Norm His name is Norm The name of the show is Norm
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Women in prison know How it's supposed to go You leave the world behind While you do the time You're mostly innocent But you're a dissident And now it's gone so far Afraid of what you are It's like orange is the new black When you see yourself in fifteen months Are you still the same? When you scream for help No one comes and you're to blame
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Oz 01:04
Oz is a prison Oz has problems Oz is a fictional place Oz has murder Oz has politics Oz is on HBO Lots of cast members Also on the Wire Also an HBO show Oz has romance Oz has betrayal HBO, HBO Oz-o-o-oz, O-o-oz, O-o-oz Now we have to go We're gonna watch Oz
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Parks and Recreation There's so much to do Make the city much better That's the plan for you Live your life without a care Don't be a square As you already know The show's on HBO Get in the park, open your heart It's Parks and Recreation Get in the park, open your heart It's Parks and Recreation Plant a tree, live the dream It's Parks and Recreation Watch the show, see what I mean It's Parks and Recreation
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Pee-Wee's Playhouse, oh oh oh oh Pee-Wee's Playhouse, oh oh oh oh Pee-Wee's Playhouse, oh oh oh oh Pee-Wee's Playhouse, oh oh oh oh The chair's alive The window is alive The clock's alive The genie's alive The magic screen is alive And robot is alive The dinosaur is alive It's all alive We don't have leave if we don't wanna go We'll stay here with you Sleep in late and have some fun I just can't wait To be here with you We don't have leave if we don't wanna go We'll stay here with you Sleep in late and have some fun I just can't wait To be here with you Forever and ever Forever and ever Forever and ever Forever and ever Forever and ever Forever and ever Forever and ever
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Pinky and the Brain The plan never deviates Try to take over the world But only if you think straight Building machines to open Hell's gates Use shrink ray to shrink all the bad things Locked in a cage but we know you escape Watching HBO and staying up late Brain's brain is taking the lead Great plans that never succeed Pinky fails to do good But that's okay with me Pinky and the Brain
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Pokemon 01:22
Pokemon, it's everything or nothing Gotta catch 'em all I hope you're not afraid Big pokeballs, fill 'em up with something Tame a pikachu Catch your big break It's gonna get tough You just can't get enough If you keep on kicking ass You'll be a Pokemon Master Pokemon There's so many of you Pokemon Different shapes and sizes too Pokemon Appetite for destruction I hope that you'll follow All my instructions Pokemon It's a fight to the death Pokemon In the lion's den Pokemon You've got so much to prove So many great surprises, waiting for you Pokemon
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Quantum Leap 01:40
Leap forward, and then leap back The future ain't easy but neither is the past Big trouble wherever you are Changing history will make you a star I don't wanna forget what you taught me I don't wanna forget how to love you I'll cross time to wherever you are Break your chains, and set you free Oh, Quantum Leap I'll take a Quantum Leap
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Hey Rocko We're rooting for you We support you in whatever you do Hey Rocko It's hard to believe That our best friend is a wallaby It's hard to sleep when the thunder roars Or when Heffer's knocking on your door But every morning it's a brand new day And I don't wanna take that away Rocko's Modern Life Rocko's Modern Life Living in O-Town Trying to settle down Bigheads on the block Heffer is a slob Spunky's eating trash Filburt's a hypochondriac You always do your best I promise you won't go to Heck I promise you won't go to Heck
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Roseanne 00:49
Roseanne You've got the world in the palm of your hand Roseanne It's good that you can rely on your man You're livin' it up Because you can't back down We all take your shit And no, we won't stop now Roseanne, I just want to know When did you get so loud?
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Rugrats 01:43
Rugrats Just for kids Rugrats No adults allowed Rugrats Tiny human beings Rugrats Don't forget to feed 'em Never getting older They stay small But they keep getting smarter We watch them evolve A brand new adventure Every time that they play So captivating Your troubles melt away Rugrats You've got to be strong Rugrats Don't change for anyone
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Sailor Moon 01:32
Sailor Moon, you're sittin' in your room, oh yeah, yeah A talking cat named Luna changes life for you, yeah The Dark Kingdom, run by evil queens, oh yeah, yeah Stealing energy from innocent human beings, yeah She's joining up with other girls The Sailor Soldiers saving the world The Silver Crystal will be yours Harbingers of peace, love, and a little danger Sailor Moo-o-oon, Sailor Moo-o-oon A clumsy crybaby Sailor Moo-o-oon, Sailor Moo-o-oon Becomes reluctant savior Sailor Moo-o-oon, Sailor Moo-o-oon She'll get stronger every day, yeah Sailor Moo-o-oon, Sailor Moo-o-oon She'll get stronger every day, yeah Sailor Moo-o-oon, Sailor Moo-o-oon From waxing crescent moving on Then she'll be a full Sailor Mooooooooooooooon
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Salute Your Shorts for me Salute Your Shorts for me Salute Your Shorts for me Salute Your Shorts for me I pledge allegiance to the flag Of the United States of Fuck you and everything you stand for You fucking greedy capitalist pigs Fuck the military-industrial complex Ron Paul is the one and only true God You fucking American Imperialist Aggressors Fuck you, narc Salute Your Shorts for me Salute Your Shorts for me Salute Your Shorts for me Salute Your Shorts for me
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Sanford and Son You've got your problems But you still have fun Lamont won't leave town Because Fred is always screwing around Get rich schemes Junk products Fred wants to die so he can join his wife He's an "old fool" But you're "dummy" We love watching them argue on HBO Sanford and Son You pick up the pieces But you're never done Sanford and Son You might get angry But it ain't no grudge Sanford and Son Your schemes are greedy But you do what's right Sanford and Son You love each other At the end of the night Sanford and Son
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Saturday night, you're always waiting for me Saturday's eager to please Put up my legs and drink my troubles away A great show is all that I need Let's talk about fun Let's talk about laughs Let's talk about real great bands Best night I ever had Saturday Night Live Oh, oh, oh, oh
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Scooby-Doo We're always looking for you Scooby-Doo It's just a thing that we do Scooby-Doo We finally understand Oh yes, we do Every monster's a man Running through deserted streets Around the bend and over the sea We're here to solve a mystery And Scooby-Doo, we need you Scooby-Doo, we need you Always a surprise when you look in their eyes And you take off the mask and no monster inside We won't forget the truth Scooby-Doo
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Scrubs 00:41
Scrubs Scrubs Scrubs Scrubs Scrubs Zack Braff Scrubs Zack Braff Scrubs Zack Braff Scrubs Zack Braff
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Seinfeld 00:34
Oh, Seinfeld Oh, Seinfeld Jerry's telling his jokes Kramer's up to no good George sells bras and is bald Elaine is in a living hell It's Seinfeld
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Sister, Sister I live to assist you Dreaming of The night when I kiss you Walking down The boulevard Sister, Sister You're in my heart Sister, Sister It ain't no mystery Want your body For hugging and kissing Please, love me sister I need you the most Sister, Sister is on HBO
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Spider-Man 01:53
Spider-Man Fighting crime and fighting hard for your love Spider-Man King of heroes, wants to avenge his uncle Building webs to trap the evil below Swinging all throughout the city I know Mary Jane's the only gal on your list So drop and seize an upside down kiss Spider-Man When the night starts over Then the fight starts over You know you've got to keep them away Spider-Man When the villains grow stronger Then the battles go longer You're here to stay, you know it's your fate
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Star Trek: The Next Generation Deep space is all that you need You're on a voyage of celebration The captain's Jean-Luc Picard Lightspeed, you feel the ship's vibrations Excitement under your feet Magical worlds, you won't believe your eyes Aboard the trusty Enterprise Dealing with the godlike thing called Q The human race is depending on you Alien relationships, hip hop beats Gotta be brave to be a part of Starfleet Star Trek: The Next Generation With a unisex crew, bots, Klingons, too Star Trek: The Next Generation Life and death, good and evil, the ultimate test Star Trek: The Next Generation Having party simulations in the Holodeck Star Trek: The Next Generation Got torpedos, and phasers, and HBO, yeah Star Trek: The Next Generation Romulans and Borg gonna start a fight Star Trek: The Next Generation Separate the saucer and take a joyride Star Trek: The Next Generation On a quest for knowledge, seeking new life Star Trek: The Next Generation Is an installment in the Star Trek franchise
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Superman's here to keep the crime away He'll fight 'em all night, he'll fight 'em all day Inextricably linked to the man, Clark Kent The Daily Planet newspaper pays his rent He can fly and do lots of other shit He protects the city of Metropolis Lois Lane has the key to his heart And Kryptonite causes him to fall apart He's got guts, and that's the truth Stopping evil when it's on the loose He's an honest man, a great lover too I know he'd give his life for you Man of Steel with a heart of gold Can't shoot him 'cause he's bulletproof He won't stop and he's really nice Lex Luthor's gonna pay the price Oh oh Superman Oh oh Superman Oh oh Superman (We thought that we could count on you) Oh oh Superman
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Teen Titans 01:41
Teen Titans, they've got everything Teenage crimefighters, their bodies are changing Growing up so fast, but evil don't wait Robin's the leader, he barely covers his face Watch out, you gotta fight back Titans Tower is under attack Watch out, you gotta fight back Slade's a bad guy, you better stop him real fast Watch out, you gotta fight back If the power goes out, Jump City turns black Skip school, you gotta be cool The Teen Titans make life worth living Teen Titans are a new breed of hero Robin, Starfire, Cyborg Raven and Beast Boy and Terra
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Under the street In sewers so deep Four sacred turtles Hiding from me So strong and sleek And armed to the teeth When trouble comes They don't miss a beat I know I could ask you If I needed help The smell of pizza from down below Helps me sleep when I'm by myself Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Tonight, this is the night They're gonna come alive Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles They do what they think is right And help the truth survive
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Pete and Pete, you never listen to me Got your emotions Swallowed up by the sea You heard the thunder, and ran through the streets Five hundred miles I promise, you'll get there So sad to see you go So sad to see you go Pete and Pete
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The Americans The Americans Try to understand What it's like for them I don't have a clue what it's like to be a spy I don't have a clue what it's like to kill a man The Americans Red, White, and Blue, they died for you The Americans Lost in the fight, but they'll do what's right The Americans Red, White, and Blue, they died for you The Americans Lost in the fight, but they'll do what's right
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The A-Team 01:44
John "Hannibal" Smith at the top, his methods kind of unorthodox Templeton Peck, often known as "Face," he'll steal you a car no matter the place "Howling Mad" Murdock, crazy as a loon, if you get him a plane, he can fly it for you Last but not least (and he's a beast), "B.A." Baracus, mechanic and tough man The A-Team at the top of their game On an epic quest to clear their names Maim and cripple and murder and smash Gonna majorly kick some [redacted by HBO] "It's a shame what's been done to these American heroes. But honestly, I think these men kind of enjoy the state of perpetual madness they've found themselves in. If you want to get into heaven, vote for Ron Paul in 2016." A-Team, the A-Team A-Team, the A-Team
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I'm moving out 'cause the trouble was there Sex, drugs, and violence everywhere No time for fun if you're bleeding or dead I've gotta relocate to Bel Air These fucking people are weird and uptight Too rich, not the kind that I like I'm the Fresh Prince, I've gotta be cool Oh wait, you have a pool That is so bad They give me vicodin whenever I like Now I skip school and sell drugs all night Gonna be a kingpin, oh yes, I swear Here in Bel Air He's the Fresh Prince He's the Fresh Prince of Bel Air He's the Fresh Prince So bow down to him He's the Fresh Prince Now you know how it is It ain't easy once you get on top But I'll always be there The Prince of Bel Air The Prince of Bel Air
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Sometimes there are creatures you know They make you laugh No ifs, ands, or buts Furry monsters doing song and dance But they're got hands inside of their guts So if you ain't feelin' all right The Muppets gonna make you smile So let go, don't put up a fight Frogs and bears and birds and dogs Monsters, babies, bossy hogs There's nowhere to go When you're watching the Muppet Show You're glued to your chair And you're so happy to be there They bring you delight on your screen every night Controlled by men, but the creatures are right There's nowhere to go When you're watching the Muppet Show
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The Office The Office Bills to pay, people to see The Office The Office I don't wanna be here Work sucks I don't wanna, I don't wanna be here now Be here now The Office The Office Bills to pay, people to see The Office The Office I don't wanna be here My boss is a dick
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These Powerpuff Girls Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup Enhanced via Chemical X Super powers, but no noses They don't use aliases Publicly known crime fighters When monsters descend on Townsville It gets saved by the Powerpuff Girls Oh oh oh oh The Powerpuff Girls Oh oh oh oh oh It's the Powerpuff Girls
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The Simpsons 01:58
Bart and Marge They are in charge Then comes a boy Homer was born Twin girls come next Lisa and Maggie They moved to Springfield And you know the rest Perpetual life inside of a fake town You're the Simpsons Cartoon troubles turn you upside down You're the Simpsons Non-stop jokes and fun for everyone You're the Simpsons We really love your show on HBO You're the Simpsons Bart's an alcoholic He drinks on every show No matter what you call it He's trying to let go But he still loves his family He'd die for them you know And that's what the show is about Perpetual life inside of a fake town You're the Simpsons Cartoon troubles turn you upside down You're the Simpsons Non-stop jokes and fun for everyone You're the Simpsons We really love your show on HBO You're the Simpsons
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The Sopranos 01:31
The Sopranos He's the king of the mob The Sopranos Long nights of blood Body bags on city streets Therapy is what you need Try to save your family Watching you on HBO The Sopranos Whoaaaaaaaa
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Super Mario Brothers Super Show, Super Show! Super Mario Brothers Super Show, Super Show! Yeah Battle evil in the Mushroom Kingdom Gonna crush and burn the beasts Mario, Luigi, Toad, as you know Standing tall with Princess Peach King Koopa is spiked and clawed Drinking human flesh through a straw He's pure darkness, the opposite of light We'll fight him 'til the end of time Hey, little Marios! Shake your hard, little plungers! Super Mario Brothers Super Show, Super Show! (Mario) Super Mario Brothers Super Show, Super Show! (Mario) Grab yourself a mushroom Get real big and watch us go (Mario) Super Mario Brothers Super Show, Super Show! (Mario) Super Show (Mario) Super Show (Luigi-o) Super Show (Toad-io) Super Show (Princess Peach-io)
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The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
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In the dead of night The storm roars like a lion And then machines collide Explosions and flames and broken things It's an endless fight Good versus bad, dark versus light The outcome will change my life I believe in you, Autobots I know you'll succeed There's no time to be afraid 'Cause we're all just pawns in a dangerous game They can change shape They can change size They can change everything Transformers
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There's something in the air It's charged like lightning Evil everywhere Something cold Something frightening People on the street They point at me and stare There's a monster deep inside me They're lucky he don't care The Twilight Zone When there's something you don't need And it drags you to that zone The Twilight Zone When something dark inside you Grabs your heart and won't let go The Twilight Zone
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The Walking Dead The Walking Dead The Walking Dead The Walking Dead The Walking Dead The Walking Dead The Walking Dead The Walking Dead The Walking Dead The Walking Dead The Walking Dead The Walking Dead The Walking Dead
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The West Wing is troubling me But we'll make it through the night A new thing, a policy change The executive branch has fallen from the tree Mr. President, we need you We've got an emergency Mr. President, we need you We require your expertise The West Wing, I would change my life for you Mr. President, I'll do it The West Wing, I would give my life for you And soon I'm gonna prove it The West Wing, I would change my life for you Mr. President, I'll do it The West Wing, I would give my life for you And now I'm gonna prove it The North Wing The East Wing The South Wing The West Wing
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The Wire 01:53
On the Wire it's an awful long day Wait for a signal, catch your big break Spring into action, don't make a mistake You keep playin' 'cause it's all in the game On the Wire we're watchin' young kids Slinging drugs, putting bullets in heads Friend or foe? Enemy of the state? Do what they know, 'cause it's all in the game We have learned to love the Wire We will talk about the Wire Critics especially love the Wire When we sleep, we dream the Wire Baltimore surrounds you Explore the purview When the world abandons you You do things you'd never do McNulty, Rawls, Rhonda, Bunk too Daniels, Kima, Carver, Herc, Prez, Snoop Marlo, Omar, Bodie, Avon Barksdale Stringer Bell, Bubbles, Bunny's Hampsterdam Proposition Joe, Clay Davis, Chris D'Angelo, Carcetti, Ziggy, Frank and Slim Snyder, Cutty, Maury, Jukie, Wee-Bey, Cheese David Simon, HBO, the Wire, please We have learned to love the Wire We will talk about the Wire Critics especially love the Wire When we sleep, we dream the Wire The Wire
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Been waiting for ooh, ooh, ooh The Wonder Years Been waiting for ooh, ooh, ooh The Wonder Years Been living for ooh, ooh, ooh The Wonder Years Been dreaming of ooh, ooh, ooh The Wonder Years Wonder, wonder Do you wonder? Wonder, wonder Do you wonder? Wonder, wonder Do you Wonder Years?
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The X-Files 01:00
X-Files X 4 They'll change the world One mystery at a time Oh, X-Files I need you tonight X-Files X 4 They'll change the world One mystery at a time Oh, X-Files I need you tonight X 4
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Too Many Cooks, the problem is you Too small a kitchen, you can't prepare food Too Many cooks with nothing to do No breakfast, lunch, or dinner, 'cause there ain't no room I tried to warn you, you didn't understand It's not a kitchen if you never feed a man You keep bringing people here They're crowded by the pans I'm giving up, you've exceeded our capacity Too Many Cooks What have you unleashed? Too Many Cooks It's like the stench of raw meat Too Many Cooks We're in culinary hell I know how it looks We've got Too Many Cooks Too Many Cooks, you're lusting for flesh You'll probably eat me, 'cause I taste the best Like wild beasts, pounding on your chest Blood-soaked aprons, a kitchen of death Too Many Cooks What have you unleashed? Too Many Cooks It's like the stench of raw meat Too Many Cooks We're in culinary hell I know how it looks We've got Too Many Cooks Too Many Cooks, this is what you do We're laughing at your struggle, staring at you Too Many Cooks, bon appétit And now you bleed And I can't wait for Smarf on the floor Too many Too Many Cooks What have you unleashed? Too Many Cooks So many characters on screen Too Many Cooks The repetition is key I know how it looks We've got Too Many Cooks
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I can see in the look in your eyes The pain is here to stay Long nights, another dark crime Sucking your life away Bloodshed, now she's dead You're fighting to stay awake A great cast, people you know Only on HBO True Detective We want you here We'll never go Oh, True Detective I need you the most True Detective He is the man of your dreams True Detective He's everything that you need True Detective So let him into your heart True Detective We'll never leave you That's a promise
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Twin Peaks 01:30
Twin Peaks, Twin Peaks The darkness comes The light keeps fading away Twin Peaks, Twin Peaks Who can you trust When you're lost in the games they play? I came looking for a killer, that's right I found love on the lonely nights Black coffee and sweet cherry pie Make me your victim I'll gladly die here I'll gladly die here Twin Peaks
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He's the boss He's gonna do what he wants Underpay you to cut his costs He don't give a fuck if you die on the job He won't clean up because he's a slob Who's the boss? He's the boss! Who's the boss? He's the boss!
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X-Men 01:43
X-Men Cyclops, Wolverine, Rogue, Storm, Beast, Gambit, Jubilee, Jean Grey A bunch of mutants on a hot summer night Mighty heroes on a real wild ride Xavier's teaching you to do what's right But that ain't easy, most of the time X-Men You've got that charm and it's workin' on me X-Men You've gotta hone your abilities X-Men Racial injustice, intolerance, violence X-Men Fighting the ills of society X-Men
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The acme/underbelly of television tunes.

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All tracks have been remastered from the YouTube versions.

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released February 2, 2015

All music and lyrics by Hot Dad/Erik Helwig
Album artwork by Rebecca Hartstein

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