Webs

by Hot Dad

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All lyrics and music by Erik Helwig/Hot Dad

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released May 25, 2015

Check out the video for "I Love Websites" here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbdpSZ8A0BQ

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Hot Dad Ann Arbor, Michigan

I make emotionally-charged weird music.

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Track Name: I Love Websites
I love websites
oh, oh, oh
I love websites
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

google.com, yahoo.com, petsmart.com, geico.com
goodyear.com tacobell.com, wendys.com, whitehouse.gov

Log on .com .org .net .me .co .biz .tv
No room in your life for sons or wives
Because the websites are so nice

I love websites
oh, oh, oh
I love websites
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

rollingstone.com, download.com, foodnetwork.com, linkedin.com
msnbc.com, bbc.co.uk, pornhub.com, ashleymadison.com

.info .link .ninja .de .nyc .club .in .mobi
Don't n-e-g-l-e-c-t to feed your p-e-t-s, please

I can't, I can't, I can't get enough
I keep loading pages, I'll never give up
Horny single women, the CDC
The world wide web has just what I need

youporn.com, oprah.com, spankwire.com, paypal.com
nfl.com, nfl.com, nfl.com, bangbus.com
espn.go.com, nba.com, foxnews.com, brazzers.com
hardsextube.com, realitykings.com, chaturbate.com
arbys.com

I love websites
oh, oh, oh
I love websites
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

bing.com, mcdonalds.com, walmart.com, ebay.com
nfl.com, imdb.com, nfl.com, nytimes.com

pizzahut.com, hotsportsnews.org, cutenudemen.tv, sexuallytransmitteddiseases.biz
spinach.net, papajohns.com, papajohns.net, papajohns.biz, papajohns.org

freegameofthronesepisodes.biz, onions.org, ilovemychildren.nyc, strangeuncles.net,
candycrush69420.69, moistpizza.youth, freeviagra.666, spinach.net
Track Name: Internet Dreams
I spend so much time on the 'net
Refuse to change my browsing habits
Downloading every link that I click
Offline browsing, how could you forget?

I'm caught in a web
But it's not what you'd expect
Or maybe it is
Cause you know I love the 'net

I visit every link, I don't care what you think
It takes so many clicks to get my fix
I could never change my life for you
Because my internet dreams keep coming true
Coming true
Coming true

I wake up, I click all day
There's no longer a division between work and play
Hard to remember all of the sites
Won't you be my bookmark baby tonight?

The internet will set you free
No matter who you are
Virtual worlds and virtual girls
Make virtual love 'til dawn

I'm caught in a web
But it's not what you'd expect
Or maybe it is
Cause you know I love the 'net

I visit every link, I don't care what you think
It takes so many clicks to get my fix
I could never change my life for you
Because my internet dreams keep coming true

I'll never unplug
I'll never unplug
I'll never unplug
I'll never unplug

Join me on the net today
There's plenty of good memes
and great cat pictures

I visit every link, I don't care what you think
It takes so many clicks to get my fix
I could never change my life for you
Because my internet dreams keep coming true
Track Name: Website World
It's way too hard
It wouldn't feel right
To live my life without websites
I couldn't survive

Wake up early, then press go
And I hate when pages load real slow
They should be optimized

You want me to stop, but I won't listen
Wanna keep clickin', wanna keep clickin'
Top level domains and cam girl vixens
Wanna keep clickin', wanna keep clickin'

I don't even need a job
Just need a website
I don't even need a house
Just need a website
I don't even need a girl
Just need a website
Unless you come and live in my website world

You look at me with such disdain
You're jealous of my website brain
So precise and refined

Watch digital babes and lick my lips
Wanna make love to a digital slit
Soon I'll be inside

You want me to stop, but I won't listen
Wanna keep clickin', wanna keep clickin'
Top level domains and cam girl vixens
Wanna keep clickin', wanna keep clickin'
Dog jumps in the pool while his owner's away
Wanna keep clickin', wanna keep clickin'
Memes about Food Network star Bobby Flay
Wanna keep clickin', wanna keep clickin'

I don't even to eat
Just need a website
I don't need to pay my bills
Just need a website
I don't even need a girl
Just need a website
Unless you come and live in my website world

I don't wanna lose your website tonight
I promise to bookmark your website, all right?
Nothing's ever gonna change my mind
Cause I'm the webmaster for all mankind

I'm the internet king
It's my favorite thing
I take data baths
Ones and zeros out the tap
Click on the links
Tell me what you think
Givin' what you get
It's called web respect

I don't even need a job
Just need a website
I don't even need a house
Just need a website
I don't even need a girl
Just need a website
Unless you come and live in my website world

I don't even to eat
Just need a website
I don't need to pay my bills
Just need a website
I don't even need a girl
Just need a website
Unless you come and live in my website world
Track Name: Web Love
You're growing up, you finally got a website now
You're learning things, new fantasies and virtual realms
I know it ain't easy
You're taking chances in the World Wide West

Fighting and snark, digital deviancy
There's got to be a better way

Oh, oh, oh
We need some help from above
And what it's gonna take is Web Love
Open arms, digital kisses and hugs
The only catalyst for change is Web Love

You're posting things, one-word comments on the YouTube vids
Haha, you found a meme, I don't get it, but I'm glad you did
I know it ain't easy
The cacaphony of digital laughs

Voting thumbs down, unfriending me on FB
There's got to be a better way

Oh, oh, oh
We need some help from above
And what it's gonna take is Web Love
Open arms, digital kisses and hugs
The only catalyst for change is Web Love

Being nice is really, really cool
And if you ain't nice, you are a fool
Checkin' out memes, all damn day
I love to click, and I love to play
Getting on the 'net is my favorite thing
I love expressing myself with digital bling
Animated gifs on the side of my car
They don't actually move, but you assume they do
I'm the king of the web, I've got a digital crown
If you're mean to my friends, I don't want you around
I post lots of nude pictures of myself
And if you post negative comments, I'll take them down
All this hostility, it ain't no thrill
Makes me wanna fight, makes me wanna kill
I'm telling you people, you've gotta be nice
Web Love 2010 or pay the ultimate price

Oh, oh, oh
We need some help from above
And what it's gonna take is Web Love
Open arms, digital kisses and hugs
The only catalyst for change is Web Love