Woman Titles

by Hot Dad

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Christian Batard
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Christian Batard Hot Dad is so hot. That album is fire. Favorite track: Our Parents Met (For the First Time).
Melissa Juice
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Melissa Juice Hot Dad rulez. This album is frequently touching, besides being fun and catchy as well. Favorite track: We Stayed up Late Together.
Laio Santos
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Laio Santos This album perfectly recreates that 80's "Hall and Oats" style. I love that the songs are intentionally not dirty even though he sings about meeting his girl, etc. Favorite track: Girl Touch.
Christopher Watson
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Christopher Watson Nothing feels better than when someone really touches you, and nothing feels better than when someone really touches your brain. Beautiful, sexy, and surreal. Thank you Hot Dad. Favorite track: Reach Into My Mind.
Behold...The Clarktopus
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Behold...The Clarktopus When you combine amazing instrumentation, catchy 80s/90s vibes, and subtly hilarious lyrics you get this fantastic record for your listening pleasure. Break out into a dance party in your living room and have some hearty laughs for all eternity, for this album will truly never leave your memory. Favorite track: Never Leave.
Kenneth Malloy
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Kenneth Malloy Woman Titles is a sincere ode to abstinence in a world flooded with the opposite of that. I'm relieved to finally hear some lyrics that reflect my opinions about everything and support my lifestyle choices. In fact, earlier today a girl bumped into me on the subway and I played "Girl Touch" to celebrate. Physical contact is enough, people. I also enjoy sitting near strange women and playing the song from the album that has to do with that. thx Hot Dad for understanding my life. Favorite track: We Stayed up Late Together.
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credits

released September 10, 2015

All songs and lyrics written and performed by Hot Dad/Erik Helwig
Mixing: Erik Helwig
Mastering: Andrew Maury
Artwork: Tim McCool
Additional vocals on "Girl in My Hair" by Anat Belasen

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Hot Dad Ann Arbor, Michigan

I make emotionally-charged weird music.

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Track Name: Gimme the Girls
In the morning, I wake all alone
By the nighttime, it's set in stone
It ain't easy, needin' so many girls
I wanna love them, wanna buy them food

Modern girls, well, they've got something for me
Breaking ground, gonna build a love company
Need you now, and it's so easy to see
I'll be Love CEO, you'll be my love employees

Gimme the girls
Wanna kiss 'em in the night
Gimme the girls
Wanna treat 'em real polite
Gimme the girls
Take 'em out for snacks and fun
Gimme the girls
Gonna love 'em 'til my love runs out

I never bother to answer my phone
You should mail me a letter, and come to my home
Soon I'm gonna be surrounded by beautiful girls
We'll be shakin' and dancin'
Playing Trivial Pursuit

Naughty girls, well, I'm not into naughty girls
Rather hug and kiss, and maybe watch some TV
I need some girls, more girls is better for me
I'll give you Mountain Dew
And then we'll swim in the sea

Gimme the girls
Wanna kiss 'em in the night
Gimme the girls
Wanna treat 'em real polite
Gimme the girls
Take 'em out for snacks and fun
Gimme the girls
Gonna love 'em 'til my love runs out

Gimme the girls
Playing tennis on the beach
Gimme the girls
Just a bunch of girls and me
Gimme the girls
Do our nails and have ice cream
Gimme the girls
Gonna love 'em 'til my love runs out

I need a lot of girls
I want so many girls
I've gotta have the girls
I need another girl
And then another girl
And then another girl

Gimme the girls
Wanna kiss 'em in the night
Gimme the girls
Wanna treat 'em real polite
Gimme the girls
Take 'em out for snacks and fun
Gimme the girls
Gonna love 'em 'til my love runs out

Gimme the girls
Playing tennis on the beach
Gimme the girls
Just a bunch of girls and me
Gimme the girls
Do our nails and have ice cream
Gimme the girls
Gonna love 'em 'til my love runs out
Track Name: Watch Me Impress You
Watch me impress you
I've got a cool trick
Watch me impress you
You'll wanna watch close

Go ahead, pick any card
Don't show it to me
When I make it disappear
You stare in disbelief

I know you might say that you're not impressed
Makes all the difference to me
I've got another trick, this one's the best
You won't believe what you see-e, yeah

Watch me impress you
Watch me impress you

Watch me impress you
I've got a cool move
If you don't like it
It's probably your attitude

I shake my arms like this
And then I jump so high
Up like a firework
Bursting in the sky

I see a smile forming on your face
"Mission accomplished!" I shout from outer space
I fly back down to you, it's time to celebrate
But you seem ambivalent, some things will never change

I know you might say that you're not impressed
Makes all the difference to me
I've got another move, this one's the best
You won't believe what you see-e, yeah

Watch me impress you
Watch me impress you
Watch me impress you
Watch me impress you

Watch me impress you
Watch me impress you
Watch me impress you
I've got more cool tricks for you
I'm quite intent on impressing you

Watch me climb a tree
Watch me swim the seas
I'll never back down
You'll be impressed, yeah

Watch me impress you
(I will impress you)
Watch me impress you
(I will impress you)
Watch me impress you
(I will impress you)
Watch me impress you
(I will impress you)
Track Name: We Shared a Meal
So hungry I can feel it in my feet
I see my girl and I wanna go eat
Make a reservation, I hope it's not far
We might drive in separate cars

O-oh-oh-oh
I'm getting hungrier by the second
O-oh-oh-oh
I'm so ready to eat with you

It's time to leave, just you and me
Download the menu to my smartphone
I'll have some bread, I'll have some cheese
We'll share a table, separate silverware, thank you!

We shared a meal, we shared a meal
Gonna eat tonight, gonna eat tonight
We shared a meal, we shared a meal
And it felt so right, and it felt so right

When we arrive, the parking lot's full
We've got two cars, it's out of control
I round the corner and park on the street
My brain's flooded with images of meat

O-oh-oh-oh
I hope my girl has found her own space
O-oh-oh-oh
So we can go inside and eat

She's at the front
She's smiling
We're gonna make it, it's a miracle
My heart pounds, I'm shivering
I'm so excited, delighted with everything

We shared a meal, we shared a meal
Gonna eat tonight, gonna eat tonight
We shared a meal, we shared a meal
And it felt so right, and it felt so right

We shared a meal, we shared a meal
Gonna eat tonight, gonna eat tonight
We shared a meal, we shared a meal
And it felt so right, and it felt so right

It's time to eat, it's time to eat
It's time to eat, it's time to ea-t
It's time to eat, it's time to eat
It's time to eat, it's time to ea-t

We shared a meal, we shared a meal
Gonna eat tonight, gonna eat tonight
We shared a meal, we shared a meal
And it felt so right, and it felt so right

We shared a meal, we shared a meal
Gonna eat tonight, gonna eat tonight
We shared a meal, we shared a meal
And it felt so right, and it felt so right
Track Name: Sitting Near You (Dreams Come True)
Sitting near you
Dreams come true
Sitting near you
Dreams come true
Sitting near you, sitting near you
Sitting near you, sitting near you

Sitting near you is enough
I don't do that other stuff
Sitting near you, sitting near you
Sitting near you, sitting near you

Sitting near you makes me whole
I'll never lose my self control
Sitting near you, sitting near you
Sitting near you, sitting near you
Track Name: Classic Eyes
These long days turn into nights
City of sounds, a city of lights
Now she's walking, she enters the room
I see those classic eyes and everything changes

She's got a heart and brilliant mind
She's more than just a pair of classic eyes
She's some lips, and hips, and thighs
These parts surround her classic eyes

And I've been frozen for days
Trapped in a beautiful gaze
And that's right

Classic eyes, she's got classic eyes
She's gonna look at the night
Oh-oh, with those classic eyes

She tries to read my mind, but I don't think
I'm overwhelmed by feelings of strangeness
I'm captivated, I'm hypnotized
I see those classic eyes, it feels like danger

Lost in the dark, but I'm all right
She's like a human spotlight
She's got some arms and teeth so white
These parts surround her classic eyes

And I've been frozen for days
Trapped in a beautiful gaze
Please, help me

Classic eyes, she's got classic eyes
She's gonna look at the night
Oh-oh, with those classic eyes

Classic eyes, she's got classic eyes
Open the lids
Oh-oh, and stare at the sky

Oooh, oh-oh-oh
Classic eyes
She can look into the light

Oooh, oh-oh-oh
Classic eyes
She can see the wrong and right

Oooh, oh-oh-oh
Classic eyes
She can close them in the night

Oooh, oh-oh-oh
Classic eyes

Classic eyes, she's got classic eyes
She's gonna look at the night
Oh-oh, with those classic eyes

Classic eyes, she's got classic eyes
Looking at me
Oh-oh, my beautiful bride-ide-ide

Classic eyes
Classic, classic eyes
Classic eyes
Classic, classic eyes
Track Name: Like You (All Night Long)
I wanna like you
I wanna like you
I wanna like you
I wanna like you

I wanna like you
All night long

Uoy ekil annaw I
Uoy ekil annaw I
Uoy ekil annaw I
Uoy ekil annaw I
Track Name: Girl Touch
I've got this thing on my mind
I've got this dream that you're in
I've got this thing on my mind
I don't know where to begin

I've got this need for a girl
I've got this limitless passion, yeah
I want you reaching at me
I want your hand on my shoulder

I don't wanna kiss you, I don't wanna hold you
I just wanna do it right
Your body sitting near me, your hand takes a small leap
Your fingers brush against my side, yeah

Girl touch, ooh-ooh-ooh
When a girl touches you, it's like your dreams come true
Girl touch, ooh-ooh-ooh
When a girl touches you, it's like your dreams come true

I want my dreams true
And you're in all of my dreams, girl
I want you out of my head, c'mon
I want you sitting near me, sitting near me

Girl, I feel like I've been touched tonight
Oh, girl
Girl, I feel like I've been touched tonight
Girl
Girl, I feel like I've been touched tonight
Girl, I feel like I've been touched tonight, yeah

Girl touch, ooh-ooh-ooh
When a girl touches you, it's like your dreams come true
Girl touch, ooh-ooh-ooh
When a girl touches you, it's like your dreams come true

When you're beside me
Time goes on and on
When you're beside me
Time goes on and on

When you're beside me
Time goes on and on
(Here we are, here we are, here we are, our dreams have come true)

When you're beside me
Time goes on and on
(Here we are, here we are, here we are, our dreams have come true)

When you're beside me
Time goes on and on
(Here we are, here we are, here we are, our dreams have come true)

When you're beside me
Time goes on and on
(Here we are, here we are, here we are, our dreams have come true)
Track Name: We Stayed up Late Together
She came over around 9 p.m.
A late start, so much we had planned
Turn on the TV, crank up some tunes
Improve the general vibe in my living room

I was worried, but now I feel okay
We're having so much fun playing video games
Why don't we get a pizza? That would be so great
I'm glad you're here with me, I hope that we can do this again

We stayed up late together
We stayed up late forever
It feels so right
If there is decent weather
I promise you that we'll spend
Some time outside

I've got a juggling kit, will you learn with me?
I've got a hacky-sack, so give me your feet
Maybe we'll watch a scary movie at 12
And then by 2 a.m.
We'll do something else

I was hungry, but now I feel so swell
We ate three bags of chips, we need to pace ourselves
Just wanna tell you, I think you're so much fun
If we get married, I promise I'll never touch you
My friend

We stayed up late together
We stayed up late forever
It feels so right
If there is decent weather
I promise you that we'll spend
Some time outside

I love hangin' with you
I promise to tell you the truth
You probably are my best friend
Can we stay up again?

I love hangin' with you
I promise to tell you the truth
You probably are my best friend
Can we stay up again?
Again and again and again

Oh-oh-oh, stayin' up so late
Oh-oh-oh, stayin' up so late with you
Oh-oh-oh, stayin' up so late
Oh-oh-oh, stayin' up so late with you

We stayed up late together
We stayed up late forever
It feels so right
If there is decent weather
I promise you that we'll spend
Some time outside
Track Name: Our Parents Met (For the First Time)
Our parents met for the first time
They shared some wine and a big hug

E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o
E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o
E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o
E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o

Our parents met for the first time
We took them out to a strip club

E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o
E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o
E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o
E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o

Our parents met, our dads shook hands, our mothers smiled and smiled again
Our parents met, our dads shook hands, our mothers smiled and smiled again
Our parents met, our dads shook hands, our mothers smiled and smiled again
Our parents met, our dads shook hands, our mothers smiled and smiled again

And we've got our whole lives ahead of us, baby
We did this right
Track Name: Reach Into My Mind
Girl, you reach into my mind
Girl, you reach into my mind
You touch my brain
You touch my brain

Girl, you reach into my mind
You should keep your hands there all the time
And touch my brain
And touch my brain

When you're on my mind
You're in my brain
When you're in my heart
It's not the same

In a sterile room
You're in my brain
New thoughts will bloom
Inside my brain

Thoughts so heavy
Your whole hand's on my brain
Thoughts so heavy
Your whole hand's on my brain

Girl, you reach into my mind
Track Name: Never Leave
Never leave
I don't want you to leave me
Never leave
I just want you to need me
Never leave
It would hurt my feelings if you left me
Never leave
I hope you never forget me

If you leave, I'll cry in the night
I'll skip breakfast for days
I'll still eat lunch
Even if we are through
I'll still eat dinner without you, ooh-ooh

Never leave
I just want to keep eating
Never leave
And it's real bad if you're leaving
Never leave
I'm morally opposed to rejection
Never leave
Now who will set up my wifi for me?
Track Name: OPMFTLT (Bonus)
It's a surprise!!!!!!!!
Track Name: Girl in My Hair (Bonus)
I run my hand and she's there
I run my hand and she's there
Itch my scalp and she's there
I itch my scalp and she's there

Widow's peak to my brow
She will never delouse
Just so close to my brain
She's a womanly plane

She's a girl in my hair
She's a girl in my hair
She's just a strand
She makes demands

I put my girl in a braid
I put my girl in a braid
I comb her back into shape
I comb her back into shape

Widow's peak to my brow
She will never delouse
Just so close to my brain
She's a womanly plane