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Gimme the Girls
04:16
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In the morning, I wake all alone
By the nighttime, it's set in stone
It ain't easy, needin' so many girls
I wanna love them, wanna buy them food
Modern girls, well, they've got something for me
Breaking ground, gonna build a love company
Need you now, and it's so easy to see
I'll be Love CEO, you'll be my love employees
Gimme the girls
Wanna kiss 'em in the night
Gimme the girls
Wanna treat 'em real polite
Gimme the girls
Take 'em out for snacks and fun
Gimme the girls
Gonna love 'em 'til my love runs out
I never bother to answer my phone
You should mail me a letter, and come to my home
Soon I'm gonna be surrounded by beautiful girls
We'll be shakin' and dancin'
Playing Trivial Pursuit
Naughty girls, well, I'm not into naughty girls
Rather hug and kiss, and maybe watch some TV
I need some girls, more girls is better for me
I'll give you Mountain Dew
And then we'll swim in the sea
Gimme the girls
Wanna kiss 'em in the night
Gimme the girls
Wanna treat 'em real polite
Gimme the girls
Take 'em out for snacks and fun
Gimme the girls
Gonna love 'em 'til my love runs out
Gimme the girls
Playing tennis on the beach
Gimme the girls
Just a bunch of girls and me
Gimme the girls
Do our nails and have ice cream
Gimme the girls
Gonna love 'em 'til my love runs out
I need a lot of girls
I want so many girls
I've gotta have the girls
I need another girl
And then another girl
And then another girl
Gimme the girls
Wanna kiss 'em in the night
Gimme the girls
Wanna treat 'em real polite
Gimme the girls
Take 'em out for snacks and fun
Gimme the girls
Gonna love 'em 'til my love runs out
Gimme the girls
Playing tennis on the beach
Gimme the girls
Just a bunch of girls and me
Gimme the girls
Do our nails and have ice cream
Gimme the girls
Gonna love 'em 'til my love runs out
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2. |
Watch Me Impress You
03:52
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Watch me impress you
I've got a cool trick
Watch me impress you
You'll wanna watch close
Go ahead, pick any card
Don't show it to me
When I make it disappear
You stare in disbelief
I know you might say that you're not impressed
Makes all the difference to me
I've got another trick, this one's the best
You won't believe what you see-e, yeah
Watch me impress you
Watch me impress you
Watch me impress you
I've got a cool move
If you don't like it
It's probably your attitude
I shake my arms like this
And then I jump so high
Up like a firework
Bursting in the sky
I see a smile forming on your face
"Mission accomplished!" I shout from outer space
I fly back down to you, it's time to celebrate
But you seem ambivalent, some things will never change
I know you might say that you're not impressed
Makes all the difference to me
I've got another move, this one's the best
You won't believe what you see-e, yeah
Watch me impress you
Watch me impress you
Watch me impress you
Watch me impress you
Watch me impress you
Watch me impress you
Watch me impress you
I've got more cool tricks for you
I'm quite intent on impressing you
Watch me climb a tree
Watch me swim the seas
I'll never back down
You'll be impressed, yeah
Watch me impress you
(I will impress you)
Watch me impress you
(I will impress you)
Watch me impress you
(I will impress you)
Watch me impress you
(I will impress you)
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3. |
We Shared a Meal
04:28
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So hungry I can feel it in my feet
I see my girl and I wanna go eat
Make a reservation, I hope it's not far
We might drive in separate cars
O-oh-oh-oh
I'm getting hungrier by the second
O-oh-oh-oh
I'm so ready to eat with you
It's time to leave, just you and me
Download the menu to my smartphone
I'll have some bread, I'll have some cheese
We'll share a table, separate silverware, thank you!
We shared a meal, we shared a meal
Gonna eat tonight, gonna eat tonight
We shared a meal, we shared a meal
And it felt so right, and it felt so right
When we arrive, the parking lot's full
We've got two cars, it's out of control
I round the corner and park on the street
My brain's flooded with images of meat
O-oh-oh-oh
I hope my girl has found her own space
O-oh-oh-oh
So we can go inside and eat
She's at the front
She's smiling
We're gonna make it, it's a miracle
My heart pounds, I'm shivering
I'm so excited, delighted with everything
We shared a meal, we shared a meal
Gonna eat tonight, gonna eat tonight
We shared a meal, we shared a meal
And it felt so right, and it felt so right
We shared a meal, we shared a meal
Gonna eat tonight, gonna eat tonight
We shared a meal, we shared a meal
And it felt so right, and it felt so right
It's time to eat, it's time to eat
It's time to eat, it's time to ea-t
It's time to eat, it's time to eat
It's time to eat, it's time to ea-t
We shared a meal, we shared a meal
Gonna eat tonight, gonna eat tonight
We shared a meal, we shared a meal
And it felt so right, and it felt so right
We shared a meal, we shared a meal
Gonna eat tonight, gonna eat tonight
We shared a meal, we shared a meal
And it felt so right, and it felt so right
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Sitting near you
Dreams come true
Sitting near you
Dreams come true
Sitting near you, sitting near you
Sitting near you, sitting near you
Sitting near you is enough
I don't do that other stuff
Sitting near you, sitting near you
Sitting near you, sitting near you
Sitting near you makes me whole
I'll never lose my self control
Sitting near you, sitting near you
Sitting near you, sitting near you
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5. |
Classic Eyes
04:37
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These long days turn into nights
City of sounds, a city of lights
Now she's walking, she enters the room
I see those classic eyes and everything changes
She's got a heart and brilliant mind
She's more than just a pair of classic eyes
She's some lips, and hips, and thighs
These parts surround her classic eyes
And I've been frozen for days
Trapped in a beautiful gaze
And that's right
Classic eyes, she's got classic eyes
She's gonna look at the night
Oh-oh, with those classic eyes
She tries to read my mind, but I don't think
I'm overwhelmed by feelings of strangeness
I'm captivated, I'm hypnotized
I see those classic eyes, it feels like danger
Lost in the dark, but I'm all right
She's like a human spotlight
She's got some arms and teeth so white
These parts surround her classic eyes
And I've been frozen for days
Trapped in a beautiful gaze
Please, help me
Classic eyes, she's got classic eyes
She's gonna look at the night
Oh-oh, with those classic eyes
Classic eyes, she's got classic eyes
Open the lids
Oh-oh, and stare at the sky
Oooh, oh-oh-oh
Classic eyes
She can look into the light
Oooh, oh-oh-oh
Classic eyes
She can see the wrong and right
Oooh, oh-oh-oh
Classic eyes
She can close them in the night
Oooh, oh-oh-oh
Classic eyes
Classic eyes, she's got classic eyes
She's gonna look at the night
Oh-oh, with those classic eyes
Classic eyes, she's got classic eyes
Looking at me
Oh-oh, my beautiful bride-ide-ide
Classic eyes
Classic, classic eyes
Classic eyes
Classic, classic eyes
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I wanna like you
I wanna like you
I wanna like you
I wanna like you
I wanna like you
All night long
Uoy ekil annaw I
Uoy ekil annaw I
Uoy ekil annaw I
Uoy ekil annaw I
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7. |
Girl Touch
04:40
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I've got this thing on my mind
I've got this dream that you're in
I've got this thing on my mind
I don't know where to begin
I've got this need for a girl
I've got this limitless passion, yeah
I want you reaching at me
I want your hand on my shoulder
I don't wanna kiss you, I don't wanna hold you
I just wanna do it right
Your body sitting near me, your hand takes a small leap
Your fingers brush against my side, yeah
Girl touch, ooh-ooh-ooh
When a girl touches you, it's like your dreams come true
Girl touch, ooh-ooh-ooh
When a girl touches you, it's like your dreams come true
I want my dreams true
And you're in all of my dreams, girl
I want you out of my head, c'mon
I want you sitting near me, sitting near me
Girl, I feel like I've been touched tonight
Oh, girl
Girl, I feel like I've been touched tonight
Girl
Girl, I feel like I've been touched tonight
Girl, I feel like I've been touched tonight, yeah
Girl touch, ooh-ooh-ooh
When a girl touches you, it's like your dreams come true
Girl touch, ooh-ooh-ooh
When a girl touches you, it's like your dreams come true
When you're beside me
Time goes on and on
When you're beside me
Time goes on and on
When you're beside me
Time goes on and on
(Here we are, here we are, here we are, our dreams have come true)
When you're beside me
Time goes on and on
(Here we are, here we are, here we are, our dreams have come true)
When you're beside me
Time goes on and on
(Here we are, here we are, here we are, our dreams have come true)
When you're beside me
Time goes on and on
(Here we are, here we are, here we are, our dreams have come true)
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She came over around 9 p.m.
A late start, so much we had planned
Turn on the TV, crank up some tunes
Improve the general vibe in my living room
I was worried, but now I feel okay
We're having so much fun playing video games
Why don't we get a pizza? That would be so great
I'm glad you're here with me, I hope that we can do this again
We stayed up late together
We stayed up late forever
It feels so right
If there is decent weather
I promise you that we'll spend
Some time outside
I've got a juggling kit, will you learn with me?
I've got a hacky-sack, so give me your feet
Maybe we'll watch a scary movie at 12
And then by 2 a.m.
We'll do something else
I was hungry, but now I feel so swell
We ate three bags of chips, we need to pace ourselves
Just wanna tell you, I think you're so much fun
If we get married, I promise I'll never touch you
My friend
We stayed up late together
We stayed up late forever
It feels so right
If there is decent weather
I promise you that we'll spend
Some time outside
I love hangin' with you
I promise to tell you the truth
You probably are my best friend
Can we stay up again?
I love hangin' with you
I promise to tell you the truth
You probably are my best friend
Can we stay up again?
Again and again and again
Oh-oh-oh, stayin' up so late
Oh-oh-oh, stayin' up so late with you
Oh-oh-oh, stayin' up so late
Oh-oh-oh, stayin' up so late with you
We stayed up late together
We stayed up late forever
It feels so right
If there is decent weather
I promise you that we'll spend
Some time outside
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9. |
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Our parents met for the first time
They shared some wine and a big hug
E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o
E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o
E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o
E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o
Our parents met for the first time
We took them out to a strip club
E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o
E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o
E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o
E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o
Our parents met, our dads shook hands, our mothers smiled and smiled again
Our parents met, our dads shook hands, our mothers smiled and smiled again
Our parents met, our dads shook hands, our mothers smiled and smiled again
Our parents met, our dads shook hands, our mothers smiled and smiled again
And we've got our whole lives ahead of us, baby
We did this right
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10. |
Reach Into My Mind
03:06
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Girl, you reach into my mind
Girl, you reach into my mind
You touch my brain
You touch my brain
Girl, you reach into my mind
You should keep your hands there all the time
And touch my brain
And touch my brain
When you're on my mind
You're in my brain
When you're in my heart
It's not the same
In a sterile room
You're in my brain
New thoughts will bloom
Inside my brain
Thoughts so heavy
Your whole hand's on my brain
Thoughts so heavy
Your whole hand's on my brain
Girl, you reach into my mind
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11. |
Never Leave
04:20
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Never leave
I don't want you to leave me
Never leave
I just want you to need me
Never leave
It would hurt my feelings if you left me
Never leave
I hope you never forget me
If you leave, I'll cry in the night
I'll skip breakfast for days
I'll still eat lunch
Even if we are through
I'll still eat dinner without you, ooh-ooh
Never leave
I just want to keep eating
Never leave
And it's real bad if you're leaving
Never leave
I'm morally opposed to rejection
Never leave
Now who will set up my wifi for me?
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12. |
OPMFTLT (Bonus)
01:53
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It's a surprise!!!!!!!!
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13. |
Girl in My Hair (Bonus)
02:51
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I run my hand and she's there
I run my hand and she's there
Itch my scalp and she's there
I itch my scalp and she's there
Widow's peak to my brow
She will never delouse
Just so close to my brain
She's a womanly plane
She's a girl in my hair
She's a girl in my hair
She's just a strand
She makes demands
I put my girl in a braid
I put my girl in a braid
I comb her back into shape
I comb her back into shape
Widow's peak to my brow
She will never delouse
Just so close to my brain
She's a womanly plane
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