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Wrestle

by Hot Dad

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1.
AJ Styles 01:43
Hey, it’s time now for the big match A.J. Styles is walking toward the ring, yeah Juicy muscles, those lips you wanna kiss Got a bladder so big he rarely needs to piss He’s gonna climb through the ropes, he’s gonna do his thing We’re gonna watch him win, maybe he’ll win again The other guy by his side, we’re bound to see them fight The look of joy on face, every time that they embrace He’s no longer Air Styles He’s no longer Mr. Olympia He is known as A.J. Styles Sometimes with periods, sometimes without Here are some selected highlights Joined up with Jericho, Y2AJ Defeated Cena at SummerSlam And then Dean Ambrose at Backlash AJ Styles, AJ Styles AJ Styles, whoa-oa-oa oa-oa-oa AJ Styles, whoa-oa-oa oa-oa-oa AJ Styles, whoa-oa-oa oa-oa-oa AJ Styles, whoa-oa-oa oa-oa-oa He’s got arms, and legs, and guts A holy man, doing flips so much AJ Styles, whoa-oa-oa oa-oa-oa AJ Styles, whoa-oa-oa oa-oa-oa AJ Styles
2.
Roman Reigns 01:51
Roman Reigns is a beautiful boy When he's done playing, he always puts away his toys His lips are very pouty, but he has a nice smile His hair is always moist, he's had a goatee for a while His muscles are gigantic, and he loves healthy snacks He's got some cool tattoos and he's always wearing black Everybody likes him cause's he's so much fun He's gonna win the match because his skills are number one Ro-ro-Roman Reigns, Ro-ro-Roman Reigns Roman Reigns If Roman wants to play, please invite him Be nice to Roman Reigns, he's exciting We worship Roman Reigns We'll hug him, we'll kiss him We'll love him, we'll listen We'll all scream "Roman Reigns!!" Ro-ro-Roman Reigns, Ro-ro-Roman Reigns Roman Reigns Ro-ro-Roman Reigns, Ro-ro-Roman Reigns Roman Reigns Roman Reigns, Roman Reigns Roman Reigns, Roman Reigns
3.
Goldberg 01:24
Hanging out with Goldberg Trying to work out the fight Building up his muscles Hoping he can piss tonight Yeah Going to a discotheque Gonna shake those hips, oh my Enter ring, time to rumble Try to kiss the other guy The Goldberg, The Goldberg Goldberg is the king of the ring Man of muscle, made of meat Drinks sweat instead of tea He's a superstar athlete Goldberg is the king of the ring Man of muscle, made of meat Drinks sweat instead of tea He's a superstar athlete Goldberg is the man of my dreams He fights so salaciously Goldberg, move your body for me It's time to win the title Time to do a big slam Goldberg The Goldberg
4.
He's a cool and he likes to be tough He's the Macho Man, and he's got the stuff He's stayin' out late, he's chillin' with his friends He's the Macho Man, and the fun begins He made a rap album, it's on compact disc He's the Macho Man, giving Hogan a kiss Snap into a Slim Jim, flick it with your wrist But don't forget, Macho Man, you've probably gotta piss C'mon, c'mon, c'mon C'mon, c'mon, Macho Man C'mon, c'mon, c'mon C'mon, c'mon, Macho Man Having fun with the Macho Man Having fun with the Macho Man Randy Savage is the Macho Man Randy Savage is the Macho Man Big muscles on the Macho Man Big muscles on the Macho Man Time to wrestle with the Macho Man Time to wrestle with the Macho Man
5.
Sheamus 01:16
Sheamus rocks, he's super cool He really loves causing trouble Irish man, a Celtic jewel A mohawk and a giant bladder Graduate of wrestling school He has a PhD in slamming Real big champ, in lots of feuds Don't fuck around with this guy, Sheamus Sheamus is a soldier You can kiss his arse Recently turned heel, I can't believe it Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus, Sheamus Shea-sheamus Shea-sheamus
6.
Hulk Hogan 01:39
They call him "Mr. Hulk" He's got a ton of muscle bulk He's ready to do another slam Fights Savages, Shieks, and Giants In a state of public confinement Within the ring, he is the king we love Hulkamania arrived like a plague It couldn't be stopped, people couldn't be saved (Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk) Hogan Knows Best, his TV show He sells Hulkster Burgers in Wal-Mart stores (Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk, Mr. Hulk) A messy divorce, a racist dick He couldn't control his penis tip He won't admit defeat, he's still on top He's the only Hulk Hogan that we've got Hollywood Hulk-O-Rama The Incredible Hulkster Hunk Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp Fabulous Terry Bollea Eats Hulk-A-Roos for lunch Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp Immortal Mr. Nanny The Unstoppable Muscle Force Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp Hulkamania's mighty leader Axe Bomber, Atomic Drop Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp Let's do the Big Hulk Stomp Penis tip
7.
Bayley 01:22
Bayley, you make us crazy Bayley, we want to hug you Girl, you're such a ruthless competitor You upset Emma by being so nice When the match is started, you do it right It's time to dance, it's time to fight NXT Women's World Champion, the title's yours In terms of your career, it's opened doors Bayley-to-Belly Suplex I Hug-plex B-b-bayley, B-b-bayley, Bayley B-b-bayley, you are the one we love B-b-bayley, B-b-bayley, Bayley B-b-bayley, you've got a ponytail B-b-bayley, B-b-bayley, Bayley B-b-bayley, Bayleycanrana, go! B-b-bayley, B-b-bayley, Bayley B-b-bayley, a Diva superstar
8.
The Rock 01:28
Dwayne Johnson, a.k.a. Mr. Rock Muscle man, a urethra in his cock Goes to his bladder, and then comes the piss He loves to win, I can promise you this We've been waiting all night, we need a hero Mr. Rock is just the man we need Oiled up for the fight, can't wait to see it He'll lick his lips and kiss the other guy I don't know what to say Mr. Rock is on his way He's fighting to win free food Mr. Rock we're in love with you Ou-ou-ou-ou-ou C'mon, it's time to rock with the Rock It's time to rock, time to rock He'll win the match and make a mad dash Just let him go, he's gotta piss He'll lay the smackdown if you smell what I'm cookin' So know your role, shut your mouth The Peoples' Champ, he'll never be stopped Please take a rock, stick it straight up my candy ass
9.
Kevin Owens 01:17
The Kevin Owens has a wife and kids And he wrestles, too He loves to win, he's got a propensity For pummelling you Keeps his fly zipped up, he's never been seen in a public bathroom He trains his muscles, trains his body for slammin' He's coming for you The Kevin Owens, The Kevin Owens The Kevin Owens, The Kevin Owens Kevin Owens, evil wrestler with an attitude He does his signature Pop-up powerbomb Intercontinental champion after several feuds He'll climb the ladder if that's okay with you He'll make your dreams come true He's formerly Kevin Steen He speaks French fluently Once known as the Anti-Christ of Pro Wrestling
10.
Kane 01:22
Kane is just a demon A monster made of fire and evil The Undertaker's brother Inferno match lover, hello Sometimes he takes off his mask Becomes a nice guy really fast He doesn't wanna kill, he only wants to love Embrace the other guy, give him a hug Utterly handsome, posh and urbane A good complexion, a healthy brain Sometimes the long matches bother Kane If he holds his piss too long, he gets bladder pain The Kane is tough, The Kane is rough The Kane will always do what it takes to win The Big Red Monster slash Machine, The Devil's Favorite Demon The Demon slash Monster Put mask on, take mask off Good or evil, that's what it takes, uh huh An unholy work in progress The Kane, you're Satan's delight Have you seen any good demons lately?
11.
Randy Orton 01:22
Randy Orton Randy Orton Randy Orton, I'm in love with you And I know it's true Randy Orton, you're in love with me But I couldn't see If I get you I don't wanna be just another girl For the Randy Orton When I watch you flex your muscles and do wrestling moves I produce endorphins Out from the flames comes the face of the Randy Orten The Randy, Randy, Randy, Randy, Orton, Randy He's so sweet and crazy The Randy, Randy, Randy, Randy, Orton, Randy Hypermobile shoulders The Randy, Randy, Randy, Randy, Orton, Randy He'll do an RKO, watch him go The Randy, Randy, Randy, Orton, Randy, Orton Please, be my baby tonight My baby tonight
12.
Seth Rollins 01:23
Seth Rollins, we saw your nude pics Got a good look at your penis tip Used to be a member of a trio, the Shield Then came the Authority, again you turned heel C'mon, put your hands up, c'mon, let's do it When you win, it makes a big splash World Heavyweight Champion, yeah Money in the Bank, you went for the cash Go ahead, do the Seth Rollins Smash The Seth Rollins Smash, let's do it The Seth Rollins Smash, I wanna hear it The Seth Rollins Smash, get your hands up The Seth Rollins Smash, c'mon
13.
The Shawn Michaels is ready to wrestle tonight He may be sexy, but this guy is not your boy toy A modest bladder, he can last 'til the end of the fight After winning, he embraces the other guy And the hug begins Flexing his arms, and spreading his toes He gives us a glimpse of his signature pose He's after the title, he's making a plan He doing whatever the Shawn Michaels can So go on and lift up your hand Shawny M, Shawny M C'mon, Michaels Shawny M, Shawny M Show us your body Shawny M, Shawny M You've got the muscles Shawny M, Shawny M Please wrestle naked Shawny M, Shawny M You buy us flowers Shawny M, Shawny M You keep us happy Shawny M, Shawny M You do the dishes Shawny M, Shawny M And we'll always love you for it Shawny M, Shawny M And we'll always love, always love the Shawn Michaels Shawny M, Shawny M
14.
Stone Cold, Stone Cold Stone Cold Steve Austin Austin 3:16, he whipped your ass instead of kissing As cold as stone, so obstinate, he'll never listen He's gonna break into your home When he's done, you'll be the victim Alone in your room and he's in your head Stone Cold, Stone Cold He's outta control and he's in your bed Stone Cold, Stone Cold He'll even attack ole Vince McMahon It's finally time to gimme a hell yeah Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Stone Cold, Stone Cold Stone Cold Steve Austin Stone Cold, Stone Cold Stone Cold Steve Austin Drinks beer, fights hard, he is from Austin Stone Cold, Stone Cold Stone Cold Steve Austin
15.
The Undertaker, he says "rest in peace" He's a little bit spooky, to say the least When he exercises, his muscles grow He is a wrestler on the wrestling show He wears some black clothes, I told you this He is a goofy guy, I told you this He is so crazy, he's so much fun C'mon Undertaker, it's time to party Unholy Deadman, ghastly and aloof You're taking chances, but we're here for you Undertaker, Under-under-taker We're so in love with you Ooh, ooh, ooh Undertaker, decapitation gesture We'd give all our heads for you Ooh, ooh, ooh He's not a loser, a pyrotechnics user We want explosions and booms Ooh, ooh, ooh Undertaker, Under-under-taker Undertaker, you've got to win the fight tonight You've got to Tombstone Piledriver Undertaker, Under-under-taker
16.
Mankind 01:30
The Mankind Leather mask Long hair Just a totally normal guy He's got a set of sharp teeth A huge bladder, a super strong jaw Best friend is a rat named George If he doesn't fight, he gets real bored He keeps in shape, he's in good health He loves to mutilate himself With Mr. Socko on his hand The Mankind is our new best friend The Mankind, The Mankind The Mankind-i-i-ind The Mankind, The Mankind The Mankind-i-i-ind He's so tough, he's so kind We love the Mankind all of the time The Mankind, The Mankind The Mankind-i-i-ind Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa The Mankind Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa The Mankind
17.
Sasha Banks 01:31
Sasha Banks is moving up A lust for blood, she can't get enough Built like a vault, a concrete tomb We'd like to store our money in you She's the boss, but not the Springsteen Probably the best we've ever seen Beautiful and Dangerous, and so much more We live to serve you You are the Lord! Sasha, Sasha, Sasha, Sasha O Sasha Banks, O Sasha Banks O Sasha Banks, we give you thanks! O Sasha Banks, O Sasha Banks O Sasha Banks, we give you thanks! In all our thoughts, in all we do We live our lives, to worship you! O Sasha Banks, O Sasha Banks O Sasha Banks, we give you thanks! O Sasha Banks, we give you thanks! She is Risen She is Risen
18.
The New Day 01:05
The New Day, The New Day The New Day, The New Day The New Day, The New Day The New Day, The New Day It's three guys, not one guy It's three guys, not one guy Double team plus one more guy It's three guys, not one guy Not Monday, Not Tuesday, Not Wednesday, Not Thursday, Not Friday, Not Saturday, Not Sunday, it's the New Day Not Monday, Not Tuesday, Not Wednesday, Not Thursday, Not Friday, Not Saturday, Not Sunday, it's the New Day New Day, New Day New Day, New Day It's the New Day!
19.
Brock Lesnar 01:13
Brock Lesnar is a hero, yes he is You couldn't beat him even if you tried, I'll tell you this After he wins, he gives the other guy a kiss And then he runs off stage so he can take a victory piss Brock Lesnar, sometimes his skin is red A thick sheen of sweat, glistening on his chiseled torso A girthy penis and those pouty little lips Go ahead, grab that guy, show him who the Beast Incarnate is Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock Lesnar, Lesnar, Lesnar, Lesnar C'mon, Brock We wanna kiss you all night C'mon, Brock We need to witness a fight C'mon, Brock You're made of muscles and flesh C'mon, Brock We really think you're the best x 2 (C'mon, Brock-o-ock)
20.
John Cena 01:23
John Cena, John Cena, John Cena, John Cena, John Cena, John Cena Big muscles, John Cena A big champion, John Cena A cool heart, John Cena He can't wait for the match to start! So romantic, John Cena Great at math, John Cena A pro skater, John Cena Such a sweaty and sexy man! A huge cock, John Cena Super fertile, John Cena A small bladder, John Cena He's likely to win tonight John Cena He's likely to win tonight John Cena John Cena, please impregnate all my daughters
21.
Paige 01:24
C'mon, Paige Let's have fun tonight It's time to party, time to do it right Let's have a fight, in the ring tonight Gonna shake your body, but it won't be polite It's time to smash opponents tonight Push them around, maybe do a special move Fallaway Slam, close with a Paige-Turner The Anti-Diva, new queen of pain and blood C'mon, Paige Oh oh oh C'mon, Paige Oh oh x 4 C'mon, Paige Oh oh oh C'mon, Paige Enter the arena tonight C'mon, Paige Oh oh oh C'mon, Paige The whole event is televised C'mon, Paige Oh oh oh C'mon, Paige The referee will watch the fight C'mon, Paige Oh oh oh C'mon, Paige C'mon, Paige, you've got to be stronger
22.
Daniel Bryan 01:09
The Daniel Bryan, the Daniel Bryan He's a one-time heavyweight champion Married to Brie Bella, he's a bearded fella It's a shame they haven't consummated I don't know when the Daniel will return A string of injuries pushed him down So scream "Go the Daniel!" and help him out The Daniel Bryan, he's such a sweet guy (Go the Daniel! Go the Daniel!) We want you winning, we want you grinning (Go the Daniel! Go the Daniel!) You light up the fight, you light up our lives (Go the Daniel! Go the Daniel!) The Daniel Bryan, our handsome lion Go the Daniel! Go the Daniel! Go the Daniel!
23.
Stardust 01:04
Stardust is big Stardust is bold Stardust is covered with a layer of stars Stardust is fierce Stardust is strong Lift up your voices, and "Stardust!" along! Let's go Stardust, Stardust, Stardust
24.
Dolph Ziggler, moving fast, muscle mass Ready to fight, oh yeah Dolph Ziggler, stinger splash, dropkick, smash! Ready to kiss you Ready to touch you right A sinister man, an evil past He murders people really fast He dines on guts, he drinks the blood He yearns to give you "Ziggler Hugs" Ooh, ooh, Dolph Ziggler Ooh, ooh, put your hands on me Ooh, ooh, Dolph Ziggler Ooh, ooh, like a piece of meat Ooh, ooh, Dolph Ziggler Ooh, ooh, on WWE Ooh, ooh, Dolph Ziggler Ooh, ooh, make love to me (Investigate Dolph Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler was perpetrated by members of our own government!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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