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Christ's Boy (Bonus Track)

from J by Hot Dad

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    The brand new Hot Dad record, J, on limited edition cassette! Super Ferro Normal-bias music grade tape. 13 blissfully holy tracks, joining together to form one sacred—and salacious—sermon. Artwork by Peter Bjorndal. Includes free holographic sticker. Orders placed after 6/26/19 will ship around 7/1/19.

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    The brand new Hot Dad record, J, on unlimited edition compact disc! Shrink-wrapped! 13 blissfully holy tracks, joining together to form one sacred—and salacious—sermon. Artwork by Peter Bjorndal.

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lyrics

Would Christ’s son be free from sin?
How would he deal with the temptations of the world that his Father made?
Would his soul be pure? Would his actions be purer?
Or would he fall victim to the wages of sin?

Christ’s son is a little bit rough ‘round the edges
He ain’t the only one
I know it’d be a little bit tough having angels telling you to straighten up

Christ, please
Go easy on your son
Christ, please
Give your son a break, Jesus

What if Christ had a boy, would he be a good kid?
What if Christ had a son, would he play college football?
What if Christ’s son knocked up some girl in the bathroom of a bowling alley?
Would Christ punish his own son, or die for his sin?

This just in, Christ’s son did sin
He slept with the girl from the bar, took her home, put her in his bed
Shining down from heaven, Jesus watched the deed
He saw his boy inside of a woman, to fulfill his need

The bed rocks in the sea of sin
She cries out, “Please!”
Sweat-covered bodies, an unholy deed

Christ’s son is a little bit rough ‘round the edges
He ain’t the only one
I know it’d be a little bit tough having angels telling you to straighten up

Christ, please
Go easy on your son
Christ, please
Give your son a break, Jesus
x 2

What if Christ had a boy, would he be a good kid?
What if Christ had a son, would he play college football?
What if Christ’s son knocked up some girl in the bathroom of a bowling alley?
Would Christ punish his own son, or die for his sin?
x 2

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from J, released June 23, 2019

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