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Crack Open a Beer (With Jesus)

from J by Hot Dad

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    The brand new Hot Dad record, J, on limited edition cassette! Super Ferro Normal-bias music grade tape. 13 blissfully holy tracks, joining together to form one sacred—and salacious—sermon. Artwork by Peter Bjorndal. Includes free holographic sticker. Orders placed after 6/26/19 will ship around 7/1/19.

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    The brand new Hot Dad record, J, on unlimited edition compact disc! Shrink-wrapped! 13 blissfully holy tracks, joining together to form one sacred—and salacious—sermon. Artwork by Peter Bjorndal.

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lyrics

Crack open a beer with Jesus
Crack open a beer with Jesus

I’m just a man, who wants to have a drink with Jesus
I’m just a man who wants to have a beer with Christ
Something on tap, don’t pop no bottle cap with Jesus
We’ll get some snacks, the beer will complement them well

Chug, Christ, chug
Chug, Christ, chug
Put that beer down your throat
x 2

Jesus Christ, please don’t drink in excess tonight
x 2

Jesus, Jesus
We want you to drink, pl-please, Jesus
Jesus, Jesus
We want you to drink, pl-please, Jesus

Crack open a beer with Jesus
x 4

It’s Friday night and I am at the bar with Jesus
He died for sins so now we’ll drink an IPA
It’s Friday night, the bar is packed, and I’m with Jesus
The rapture is near, so now we’ll drink a belgian ale

Chug, Christ, chug
Chug, Christ, chug
Put that beer down your throat
x 2

Jesus Christ, if you’re gonna drink, take it easy tonight
x 2

Jesus, Jesus
We want you to drink, pl-please, Jesus
Jesus, Jesus
We want you to drink, pl-please, Jesus

Crack open a beer with Jesus
x 4

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from J, released June 23, 2019

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Hot Dad Austin, Texas

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