I’m livin’ on the ‘net, I love my virtual home
I try to bring conviviality
I’m peaceful when I browse, don’t need curated content
Basically, I love everything
When I see a post, my joy boils over
If you tweet a pic, I’m gonna hit “like” and share
Memes and gifs, email scams, bots and trolls, selfies
Thumbs up, favorite, “like,” react
I love to hit “like,” I love to upvote
I live for positive interactions the most
I always lift up, I never push down
That little heart’s the best
And it’s beating in my chest
So thirsty for my feed, it’s like endless Monster energy drink
It quenches me
I follow every person that I locate posting Minions Memes
Constant RTs
All day long I stare and scroll and smash that “like”
Wherever it appears, casting my vote
I’m gouging holes in all my screen protectors
Chafin’ up my fingertips, exposin’ bone
Watching images and websites load, amazing
When I see gamers talkin’ Marvel films, I come alive
I love their nuanced and well-researched opinions
I suspect they’re all great points
I love to hit “like,” I love to upvote
I live for positive interactions the most
I always lift up, I never push down
That little heart’s the best
And it’s beating in my chest
No matter what it is, a “like” is what I give
I click ‘em all the same, it’s a rule I won’t break
I’m bold and full of love, hope to spread what I’ve become
That little heart is swell
And it beats in my brain as well
I love to upvote
I’m livin’ life in an upward-type way
I love to click “like”
Cat pix, gore, memes for kids, I “like” it all the same
I love to upvote
Gross-looking food, sleazy dudes, epic fails
I love to click “like”
Identity theft, tragedy both “likes” from me
I love to hit “like,” I love to upvote
I live for positive interactions the most
I always lift up, I never push down
That little heart’s the best
And it’s beating in my chest
No matter what it is, a “like” is what I give
I click ‘em all the same, it’s a rule I won’t break
I’m bold and full of love, gonna spread what I’ve become
That little heart is swell
And it beats in my brain as well
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019