panther
great song and I love kfc, it gave me the best of both worlds and sometimes you just need a nice silly song
Favorite track: KFC (Waiting for Me).
RevengeOfThePiff
I worked at KFC, and wanted to die. I heard about Hot Dad about a year later, and laughed; this came out a while after, and it's great.
I'm feeling hungry, I'm feeling lonely
The only sound is my heartbeat
I try to lie down, I reach deep sleep
Familiar dream enshrouds me
My chicken love, poultry delights
You keep me warm when the cold arrives
Through thick and thin, there by my side
I eat your body just to stay alive
Breast, wing, thigh, or drum stick
Please don't fly away
I went down to KFC
I saw you waiting for me, I saw you waiting for me
Got in a car crash, mangled and bloody
Was rushed to ER promptly
"He's gonna die," they say.
"This is his last day.
Nothing will save him unfortunately."
But then I cry out, "Get me KFC!"
You bring three buckets of the deep fried treat
Shove in my mouth, so crunchy and sweet
One week later, full recovery
Breast, wing, thigh, or drum stick
Here to save the day
I went down to KFC
I saw you waiting for me, I saw you waiting for me
Here inside a fast food dream
Deep fried and ready for me, deep fried and ready for me
I went down to KFC
I saw you waiting for me, I saw you waiting for me
KFC chicken
Put the chicken in my mouth
Promise not to take it out
KFC tonight
Gonna KFC tonight
Lick the chicken, suck the bones
Digest chicken, here we go
KFC tonight
Gonna KFC tonight
Put the chicken in my mouth
Promise not to take it out
KFC tonight
Gonna KFC tonight
Lick the chicken, suck the bones
Digest chicken, here we go
KFC
I went down to KFC
I saw you waiting for me, I saw you waiting for me
Here inside a fast food dream
Deep fried and ready for me, deep fried and ready for me
I went down to KFC
I saw you waiting for me, I saw you waiting for me
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