No Sex, No Laid

by Hot Dad

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I don't ever wanna get laid
I don't ever wanna have sex
I don't ever wanna get laid
I don't ever wanna have sex

Have you ever gone over to a girl's house, she tries to let you in her pants and you say "No way!"
I ain't crazy, but that shit's sick, dawg, I ain't puttin' nothin' in that long, wet slit
Shit, I already feel sick just thinking about the clit, the tits, and the other bits
Rather hang out with my homies, but they don't blow me
If you want me getting laid, then you don't know me

Get that pussy out of my face
Get that pussy out of my face
Get that pussy out of my face
I think I'm going crazy, get me outta this place

I don't ever wanna get laid
I don't ever wanna have sex
I don't ever wanna get laid
I don't ever wanna have sex

So my homie calls me up with his iPhone, he says, "Hey, man, I got a story from the other day."
I say, "Hey, you can tell it if it ain't boring, I got so much shit to do, dawg, it's mid-morning."
"Man, you ain't gonna believe this shit, I was drilling wet pussy with my penis tip."
I cut him off, "Motherfucker, how could you forget? You know I really, really hate this fuckin' pussy shit."
He starts whining, "Man, I'm so sorry, can I take it back? You're the coolest motherfucker that I've ever met"
"Too late, I already puked on my bed spread. Now my lunch is laying right where I put my head.
And I'm gonna have nightmares from what you said. I think you proud of the nasty thing that you did.
Never call me again, motherfucker, or I'll chop off your balls, and then I'll play soccer."

Get that pussy out of my face
Get that pussy out of my face
Get that pussy out of my face
I think I'm going crazy, get me outta this place

I don't ever wanna get laid
I don't ever wanna have sex
I don't ever wanna get laid
I don't ever wanna have sex

No more pussy for 2014
Outlaw that shit
That shit's fucking hurting people
That shit's fucking hurting lots of people
Get rid of that fucking shit, get rid of that pussy
I don't want it, I don't want that fucking pussy
That shit's super gross
I mean, I could live my whole live without none of that shit

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released March 10, 2016
Mixing and Mastering by Michael Duncan

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