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Party on the Ark

from J by Hot Dad

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    The brand new Hot Dad record, J, on limited edition cassette! Super Ferro Normal-bias music grade tape. 13 blissfully holy tracks, joining together to form one sacred—and salacious—sermon. Artwork by Peter Bjorndal. Includes free holographic sticker. Orders placed after 6/26/19 will ship around 7/1/19.

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  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    The brand new Hot Dad record, J, on unlimited edition compact disc! Shrink-wrapped! 13 blissfully holy tracks, joining together to form one sacred—and salacious—sermon. Artwork by Peter Bjorndal.

    Includes unlimited streaming of J via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  • Full Digital Discography

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    Get all 124 Hot Dad releases available on Bandcamp.

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Fight King 2023 Theme Song, Can I Buy Back Your Love?, I Am an Awesome Rock Star, The Halloween Party Man, I Love Dancing With My Friends, I’m in a Soccer Field Full of Bones, I Got Too Many Kids in My Home, It's Time to Clean, They Are Making Mario Nasty Now, and 116 more. , and , .

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lyrics

There’s a party on the Ark, for beasts and men
And Noah’s on the dance floor, drinking his gin
Polar bears, and snakes in twos, waiting for you
Bon voyage, we ain’t stoppin’, this crowd’s like a zoo

Start taking designer drugs and you will see Jesus
Oh wait, he’s takin’ ‘em too, over by the apes and kangaroos
Start sharin’ eternal love with hundreds of creatures
This party, it won’t stop until the waters drop

Party on the Ark, you know it’s waitin’ for you
Party on the Ark, set sail with nothin’ to do
Party on the Ark, let loose and open your heart
Party on the Ark, you prayed for a good time, and you got it

There’s magic on the ark, a new kind of party
Creatures mating in the dark, new species are starting
Got enough beer for a year, and cocaine/ecstasy too
DJ Christ spinning records, you know what to do

Start taking designer drugs and you will see Jesus
Oh wait, he’s takin’ ‘em too, over by the apes and kangaroos
Start sharin’ eternal love with hundreds of creatures
This party, it won’t stop until the waters drop

Party on the Ark, you know it’s waitin’ for you
Party on the Ark, set sail with nothin’ to do
Party on the Ark, let loose and open your heart
Party on the Ark, you prayed for a good time, and you got it

A million sexy beasts, all on one hard piece of wood
Touching, sweating, dancing
Living in a contained universe of darkness and sin while the non-believers burn and perish
Corpses littering the earth, rivers flowing red with blood, horrors beyond horrors
And I wonder, could this party possibly get any hotter?

Start taking designer drugs and you will see Jesus
Oh wait, he’s takin’ ‘em too, over by the apes and kangaroos
Start sharin’ eternal love with hundreds of creatures
This party, it won’t stop until the waters drop

Party on the Ark, you know it’s waitin’ for you
Party on the Ark, set sail with nothin’ to do
Party on the Ark, let loose and open your heart
Party on the Ark, you prayed for a good time, and you got it

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from J, released June 23, 2019

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