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Ted Cruz

from Are President by Hot Dad

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Ted Cruz/cruise to the White House
Got a real fast car, gonna drive it to the White House
Ted Cruz/cruise to the White House
Got a V12 engine, 576 horsepower
Ted Cruz is the right one
Got a real hot smile, gonna kiss and hug America
Ted Cruz/cruise to the White House
420 miles per hour, passing Trump and Carson

Blessings will follow where Ted Cruz goes
(Ted Ted Cru-u-uz)
They're talking about him on TV shows
(Ted Ted Cru-u-uz)
He hates avocados, we can't have those, no
(Ted Ted Cru-u-uz)
So stand up and vote for Ted Cruz

Think it's time for Ted Cruz
Take off your shirts and your shoes
Know he belongs in the White House
I think it's probably the right house for Cruz

Ted Cruz is waiting for you
There's not a thing you can do
Shirtless inside of your nightmares
But then you wake and he's there in your room

He slithers across the floor
And chases you to the door
Try to escape but you're locked in
You watch his face and your heart sinks

And now he's smiling at you
(Ted Cruz is smiling at you)
And now he's smiling at you
(Ted Cruz is smiling at you)
And now he's smiling at you
(Ted Cruz is smiling at you)
And now he's smiling at you-ou-ou-ou

What the hell are you smiling about, Ted Cruz?

Ted Cruz gonna be the president
Ted Cruz gonna be the president
Ted Cruz gonna be the president
Ted Cruz gonna be the president

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from Are President, released November 7, 2015
Bass performed by Carson Childers

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Hot Dad Austin, Texas

I make emotional comedy music.

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