Hey, it’s time now for the big match
A.J. Styles is walking toward the ring, yeah
Juicy muscles, those lips you wanna kiss
Got a bladder so big he rarely needs to piss
He’s gonna climb through the ropes, he’s gonna do his thing
We’re gonna watch him win, maybe he’ll win again
The other guy by his side, we’re bound to see them fight
The look of joy on face, every time that they embrace
He’s no longer Air Styles
He’s no longer Mr. Olympia
He is known as A.J. Styles
Sometimes with periods, sometimes without
Here are some selected highlights
Joined up with Jericho, Y2AJ
Defeated Cena at SummerSlam
And then Dean Ambrose at Backlash
AJ Styles, AJ Styles
AJ Styles, whoa-oa-oa oa-oa-oa
AJ Styles, whoa-oa-oa oa-oa-oa
AJ Styles, whoa-oa-oa oa-oa-oa
AJ Styles, whoa-oa-oa oa-oa-oa
He’s got arms, and legs, and guts
A holy man, doing flips so much
AJ Styles, whoa-oa-oa oa-oa-oa
AJ Styles, whoa-oa-oa oa-oa-oa
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
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