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Hypnospace is Cool
01:34
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Hypnospace is really, really cool
All the kids are talking about it at school
Cool skateboard tricks, amazing tips and eating Boppo’s chips
We all love Hypnospace so much, it rocks, it is the best
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypnospace
I got a girlfriend using Hypnospace
She’s beautiful, I think she’s really great
I made so many new friends because Hypnospace is cool
They come to my house where they use my brand new swimming pool
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypnospace
I use Hypnospace every single night
I love to hang in the Coolpunk Paradise
My parents said that I can get a Hypnospace tattoo
I have so many virtual pets, it’s like a virtual zoo
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypno
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypno
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypno
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypno
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Gray's Peak
00:44
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Ya gotta drink it up
All day and all night
Then ya gulp it down
After you chill it right
So many other beverages
Which one is the best?
How can you tell?
It’s colder than the rest
Gray’s Peak
Store it in the fridge inside your house
Gray’s Peak
Pour it in cups and put it in your mouth
Gray’s Peak
Quench your thirst, icy rush, wow
Gray’s Peak
Conquer the frozen summit, scream it loud
The Mountains of drinks
You gotta climb Gray’s Peak
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Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream
We take the hot butter
Mix it with the ice cream
Freeze it up cool, you can see it on your screen
Put it in your microwave, make it real hot
Like a soup or a dip
We call it Heat 'n' Sip
Very tasty and healthy, too
Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream
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I’m the Chowder Man
I simply love to party
I never wake during A.M.
Because of all night parties
Go to Happy Birthday Hotel
I’ll book a suite to party
Fill up the suite I booked
With babes eager to party
When the moment of party arrives
Then the Chowder Man says, “Meet me in the lobby”
Ride the elevator, rocket to the sky
Responsibility, I got an spare room key
Hey baby, come over to the Chowder Man’s hotel room
It’s probably time to party
Hey baby, it’s gonna get wild, gonna light up the night
There’s gonna be a party
This party ain’t gonna stop when it’s time to rock with the Chowder Man
Order room service
A steamin’ platter of party
Sippin’ bubbly, yeah
Charcuterie and whiskey
(Only the good stuff)
Bikinis and tuxes
A limo, Madd Mann Chopperz
I’m so famous, yes
I’ve got a Chowder Copter
When the moment of party arrives
Then the Chowder Man says, “Join me in jacuzzi”
Ride the elevator, rocket to the sky
We’re havin’ so much fun, the Chowder Man is number one
Hey baby, come over to the Chowder Man’s hotel room
It’s probably time to party
Hey baby, it’s gonna get wild, gonna light up the night
There’s gonna be a party
Oh yeah, oh yeah
We’re gonna crank it up
Oh yeah, oh yeah
We’re gonna do it right
Oh yeah, oh yeah
We’re gonna party real hard
Feel the power of the party, let it guide you through the night
Hey baby, come over to the Chowder Man’s hotel room
It’s probably time to party
Hey baby, it’s gonna get wild, gonna light up the night
There’s gonna be a party
This party ain’t gonna stop when it’s time to rock with the Chowder Man
This party ain’t gonna quit, never sick of it
Hey, I’m the Chowder Man
That’s right, I am the Chowder Man
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I Am the Chowder Man
03:36
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I’m the Chowder Man, my title for life
If you’re hoping to find me, just look into the light
It’s not about food, it’s a life philosophy
You gotta be the strongest, and fight to succeed
I’m climbing the mountains, I’m swimming the rivers
I’m the eagle in the sky, and I’m ready for dinner
Life’s a highway, and I am the car
If you ride with Chowder Man, you’re gonna go far
I am the Chowder Man
I am the Chowder Man
I’m the Chowder, Chowder, Man
I’m the Chowder, Chowder, Man
Stand up tall, let the Chowder be your all
High five the world, let the Chowder be heard
I like to eat right, I choose healthy snacks
The Chowder Man even writes his own raps
I always party hard, I’m the best in the biz
I’m the Party Prophet, that’s just the way it is
I don’t buy a round of drinks, I buy a square
When I smoke cigars, I only smoke ‘em in pairs
Inspiring things are really, really, really great
If you’re askin’ about my hobbies, I garden and paint
I’m spreading my message, and fighting the greed
I suspect the Chowder Man is all you need
I love to gamble, and I love to dance
This Chowder Lifestyle, hey, give it a chance
I’m the Chowder Future and the Chowder Past
And if you mess with me, I’ll kick your Chowder Ass
I am the Chowder Man
I am the Chowder Man
I’m the Chowder, Chowder, Man
I’m the Chowder, Chowder, Man
I am the Chowder Man
I am the Chowder Man
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Kruncher
00:43
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Guess who’s back?
I know you missed me
Kruncher’s here
There ain’t no way you’re gonna forget me
I’m ready to rock forever
Bring the heat, bring the power
I was born for this
Calling out to all the Muscle Boyz and the Freak Chicz:
Are you ready?
I’m gonna teach you the ways of Kruncher
There’s three important points:
Number one: Radio Edit
Number two: Radio Edit
Number three: Radio Edit
Pop Quiz coming later, punk
Better hope you pass.
Join the Madness Movement
Hypnospace tag kruncher
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Squisherz
00:20
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Squisherz are really cool
Squisherz are so much fun
They're slimy gooey animals
Giraffes and wolves and so much more
Buy, squish 'em, you've gotta collect 'em all
Squisherz
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Baby, it's been so long and I need you more than ever
The lonely nights searching for answers
You were waiting there for me
Now you’re here in my arms and the warmth in my heart
Will never fade away
Love became something I never could count on
I was drifting hopelessly
But then I found you, and I had my proof
That love would never leave me behind
And all the time that we share, and the glorious days
On the beaches of love, in the warm summer rain
Together forever, all my dreams came true
It’s perfect ‘cause I’ve got you
Desperate in Dallas, Montana
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Whiskers growing at the speed of light
Put the trimmer into overdrive
Thoughts are runnin’ through my mind
Just the bathroom and the night
Spray the shaving cream into my hand
Lather up, the world don’t understand
Man inside the mirror now
Should I finally let him out?
I’m gonna shave
I’ll put the razor on my skin
Gliding along my flesh I need
Confidence and patience
Infinite world
A galaxy of innocence
It’s true, I am the Chowder Man
This is my contrition
I’ve got the blade and I’m ready to shave
I’m not afraid, I won’t look away
5 o’ clock the shadows haunt again
Melancholy darkness ‘round my lips
Appetite, I’ll show you how
I want your love, I need you now
A stubble crown, I am the king
Seize the moment, spread my wings
Press the metal to my face
Braver, stronger every day
I’m gonna shave
I’ll place the razor on my skin
Gliding along my flesh I need
Confidence and patience
A universe
Addicted to the loneliness
It’s true, I am the Chowder Man
Hear my declaration
May this sharpened edge bring me peace
The truth, freed from the arms of chaos, arrives slowly, methodically
A star in the sky, the Earth rumbles, a drone so sincere
And I’m not frightened, I just am
I’ve got the blade and I’m ready to shave
I’m not afraid, I won’t look away
Like the thunder and flames in a lovers’ embrace
I will clean the slate of the growth, shear the pain away
Chowder Man, ready to shave
Chowder Man, carry the blade
Chowder Man, break the chains
The Chowder Man, free again
Bold and strong, we shave
The journey starts on the face
Creation, love, destruction
Untie the strings of blindness
Accept my humble sacrifice
Let the embers glow
Secrets hiding underneath
Shave me, guide me back
To my home
I’ve got the blade and I’m ready to shave
I’ve got the blade and I’m ready to shave
I’ve got the blade and I’m ready to shave
I’ve got the blade and I’m ready to shave
We’ve got the blade and we’re ready to shave
We’ve got the blade and we’re ready to shave
We’ve got the blade and we’re ready to shave
We’ve got the blade and we’re ready to shave
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Chowder Man’s doing bad
Chowder Man’s feeling sad
Chowder Man is not enough
Chowder Man’s burning out
This Chowder Life is going south
These Chowder Days ain’t the same
Anymore
The Chowder Man, please come back home
The Chowder Man, please come back home
Had it all, gone too fast
These Chowder Times, never last
A Chowder World, in collapse
Wanderin’ these Chowder Plains
Regrets flowing through my veins
In a drought of your love
I’m swimming in the quicksand
I wish that you would take my hand
Guide me to the Chowder Land
Whiskey bottles, random trash
A Chowder Clown with no act
You whisper “Chowder Man, please come back home”
The Chowder Man, please come back home
The Chowder Man, please come back home
The Chowder Man, please come back home
The Chowder Man, please come back home
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Hypnospace is really, really cool
All the kids are talking about it at school
Cool skateboard tricks, amazing tips and eating Boppo’s chips
We all love Hypnospace so much, it rocks, it is the best
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypnospace
I got a girlfriend using Hypnospace
She’s beautiful, I think she’s really great
I made so many new friends because Hypnospace is cool
They come to my house where they use my brand new swimming pool
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypnospace
I use Hypnospace every single night
I love to hang in the Coolpunk Paradise
My parents said that I can get a Hypnospace tattoo
I have so many virtual pets, it’s like a virtual zoo
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypnospace, Hypnospace
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypno
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypno
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypno
Hypno-hypno, Hypno-hypno
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Woke up Christmas morning, I could feel it in my bones
He was coming here, he would enter my home
Climbing down the chimney, bag of secrets on his back
You could sense my pain, but you were stronger than that
I can’t, I can’t wait to open all my presents
I can, I can change, I’ll be the one you needed
Please, honey, you should stay, we’ll work it out together
Santa’s on his way, he’ll make it better
Coulda been good ones, coulda been bad ones
Coulda been only ones
Shoulda been bolder, shoulda been brave enough
Shoulda been there when you needed me the most
I wish that you were here, Christmas time in my home
But Santa Clause is crying and the Chowder Man knows
I’m drownin’ in the sorrow, lost presents and love
There’s Christmas pain in Christmas Town
Bottle in my hand, try to drink it away
The snow is falling down, I’m so cold and afraid
Baby, I need you in my life, but you ain’t comin’ ‘round
There’s Christmas pain in Christmas Town
Felt just like a present, empty box, wrapped up with bow
Open me up, baby, you’ve got nothing to show
Reindeer in the sky, a sleigh with magic in the back
I only let you down, I see a problem with that
If I, if I could, I would slide down your chimney
I would, I would bring tenderness and compassion
I dream of your face, most nights during my slumber
Please let the Chowder Man make it right
Coulda been good ones, coulda been bad ones
Coulda been only ones
Shoulda been bolder, Shoulda been brave enough
Shoulda been there when you needed me the most
Coulda been good ones, coulda been bad ones
Coulda been only ones
Shoulda been bolder, Shoulda been brave enough
Shoulda been there for you, baby
To hold you tight
I want you coming here, Christmas time in my home
But Santa Clause is crying and the Chowder Man knows
I’m drownin’ in the sorrow, lost presents and love
There’s Christmas pain in Christmas Town
Bottle in my hand, try to drink it away
The snow is falling down, I’m so cold and afraid
Baby, I need you in my life, but you ain’t comin’ around
There’s Christmas pain in Christmas Town
Under mistletoe I dream
Two pairs of lips, just her and me
But she ain’t there so we ain’t gonna kiss
In Christmas Town
I wish that you were here, Christmas time in my home
But Santa Clause is crying and the Chowder Man knows
I’m drownin’ in the sorrow, lost presents and love
There’s Christmas pain in Christmas Town
Bottle in my hand, try to drink it away
The snow is falling down, I’m so cold and afraid
Baby, I need you in my life, but you ain’t comin’ ‘round
There’s Christmas pain in Christmas Town
There’s Christmas pain in Christmas Town
There’s Christmas pain in Christmas Town
There’s Christmas pain in Christmas Town
There’s Christmas pain in Christmas Town
There’s Christmas pain in Christmas Town
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