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Woman Titles

by Hot Dad

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In the morning, I wake all alone By the nighttime, it's set in stone It ain't easy, needin' so many girls I wanna love them, wanna buy them food Modern girls, well, they've got something for me Breaking ground, gonna build a love company Need you now, and it's so easy to see I'll be Love CEO, you'll be my love employees Gimme the girls Wanna kiss 'em in the night Gimme the girls Wanna treat 'em real polite Gimme the girls Take 'em out for snacks and fun Gimme the girls Gonna love 'em 'til my love runs out I never bother to answer my phone You should mail me a letter, and come to my home Soon I'm gonna be surrounded by beautiful girls We'll be shakin' and dancin' Playing Trivial Pursuit Naughty girls, well, I'm not into naughty girls Rather hug and kiss, and maybe watch some TV I need some girls, more girls is better for me I'll give you Mountain Dew And then we'll swim in the sea Gimme the girls Wanna kiss 'em in the night Gimme the girls Wanna treat 'em real polite Gimme the girls Take 'em out for snacks and fun Gimme the girls Gonna love 'em 'til my love runs out Gimme the girls Playing tennis on the beach Gimme the girls Just a bunch of girls and me Gimme the girls Do our nails and have ice cream Gimme the girls Gonna love 'em 'til my love runs out I need a lot of girls I want so many girls I've gotta have the girls I need another girl And then another girl And then another girl Gimme the girls Wanna kiss 'em in the night Gimme the girls Wanna treat 'em real polite Gimme the girls Take 'em out for snacks and fun Gimme the girls Gonna love 'em 'til my love runs out Gimme the girls Playing tennis on the beach Gimme the girls Just a bunch of girls and me Gimme the girls Do our nails and have ice cream Gimme the girls Gonna love 'em 'til my love runs out
2.
Watch me impress you I've got a cool trick Watch me impress you You'll wanna watch close Go ahead, pick any card Don't show it to me When I make it disappear You stare in disbelief I know you might say that you're not impressed Makes all the difference to me I've got another trick, this one's the best You won't believe what you see-e, yeah Watch me impress you Watch me impress you Watch me impress you I've got a cool move If you don't like it It's probably your attitude I shake my arms like this And then I jump so high Up like a firework Bursting in the sky I see a smile forming on your face "Mission accomplished!" I shout from outer space I fly back down to you, it's time to celebrate But you seem ambivalent, some things will never change I know you might say that you're not impressed Makes all the difference to me I've got another move, this one's the best You won't believe what you see-e, yeah Watch me impress you Watch me impress you Watch me impress you Watch me impress you Watch me impress you Watch me impress you Watch me impress you I've got more cool tricks for you I'm quite intent on impressing you Watch me climb a tree Watch me swim the seas I'll never back down You'll be impressed, yeah Watch me impress you (I will impress you) Watch me impress you (I will impress you) Watch me impress you (I will impress you) Watch me impress you (I will impress you)
3.
So hungry I can feel it in my feet I see my girl and I wanna go eat Make a reservation, I hope it's not far We might drive in separate cars O-oh-oh-oh I'm getting hungrier by the second O-oh-oh-oh I'm so ready to eat with you It's time to leave, just you and me Download the menu to my smartphone I'll have some bread, I'll have some cheese We'll share a table, separate silverware, thank you! We shared a meal, we shared a meal Gonna eat tonight, gonna eat tonight We shared a meal, we shared a meal And it felt so right, and it felt so right When we arrive, the parking lot's full We've got two cars, it's out of control I round the corner and park on the street My brain's flooded with images of meat O-oh-oh-oh I hope my girl has found her own space O-oh-oh-oh So we can go inside and eat She's at the front She's smiling We're gonna make it, it's a miracle My heart pounds, I'm shivering I'm so excited, delighted with everything We shared a meal, we shared a meal Gonna eat tonight, gonna eat tonight We shared a meal, we shared a meal And it felt so right, and it felt so right We shared a meal, we shared a meal Gonna eat tonight, gonna eat tonight We shared a meal, we shared a meal And it felt so right, and it felt so right It's time to eat, it's time to eat It's time to eat, it's time to ea-t It's time to eat, it's time to eat It's time to eat, it's time to ea-t We shared a meal, we shared a meal Gonna eat tonight, gonna eat tonight We shared a meal, we shared a meal And it felt so right, and it felt so right We shared a meal, we shared a meal Gonna eat tonight, gonna eat tonight We shared a meal, we shared a meal And it felt so right, and it felt so right
4.
Sitting near you Dreams come true Sitting near you Dreams come true Sitting near you, sitting near you Sitting near you, sitting near you Sitting near you is enough I don't do that other stuff Sitting near you, sitting near you Sitting near you, sitting near you Sitting near you makes me whole I'll never lose my self control Sitting near you, sitting near you Sitting near you, sitting near you
5.
Classic Eyes 04:37
These long days turn into nights City of sounds, a city of lights Now she's walking, she enters the room I see those classic eyes and everything changes She's got a heart and brilliant mind She's more than just a pair of classic eyes She's some lips, and hips, and thighs These parts surround her classic eyes And I've been frozen for days Trapped in a beautiful gaze And that's right Classic eyes, she's got classic eyes She's gonna look at the night Oh-oh, with those classic eyes She tries to read my mind, but I don't think I'm overwhelmed by feelings of strangeness I'm captivated, I'm hypnotized I see those classic eyes, it feels like danger Lost in the dark, but I'm all right She's like a human spotlight She's got some arms and teeth so white These parts surround her classic eyes And I've been frozen for days Trapped in a beautiful gaze Please, help me Classic eyes, she's got classic eyes She's gonna look at the night Oh-oh, with those classic eyes Classic eyes, she's got classic eyes Open the lids Oh-oh, and stare at the sky Oooh, oh-oh-oh Classic eyes She can look into the light Oooh, oh-oh-oh Classic eyes She can see the wrong and right Oooh, oh-oh-oh Classic eyes She can close them in the night Oooh, oh-oh-oh Classic eyes Classic eyes, she's got classic eyes She's gonna look at the night Oh-oh, with those classic eyes Classic eyes, she's got classic eyes Looking at me Oh-oh, my beautiful bride-ide-ide Classic eyes Classic, classic eyes Classic eyes Classic, classic eyes
6.
I wanna like you I wanna like you I wanna like you I wanna like you I wanna like you All night long Uoy ekil annaw I Uoy ekil annaw I Uoy ekil annaw I Uoy ekil annaw I
7.
Girl Touch 04:40
I've got this thing on my mind I've got this dream that you're in I've got this thing on my mind I don't know where to begin I've got this need for a girl I've got this limitless passion, yeah I want you reaching at me I want your hand on my shoulder I don't wanna kiss you, I don't wanna hold you I just wanna do it right Your body sitting near me, your hand takes a small leap Your fingers brush against my side, yeah Girl touch, ooh-ooh-ooh When a girl touches you, it's like your dreams come true Girl touch, ooh-ooh-ooh When a girl touches you, it's like your dreams come true I want my dreams true And you're in all of my dreams, girl I want you out of my head, c'mon I want you sitting near me, sitting near me Girl, I feel like I've been touched tonight Oh, girl Girl, I feel like I've been touched tonight Girl Girl, I feel like I've been touched tonight Girl, I feel like I've been touched tonight, yeah Girl touch, ooh-ooh-ooh When a girl touches you, it's like your dreams come true Girl touch, ooh-ooh-ooh When a girl touches you, it's like your dreams come true When you're beside me Time goes on and on When you're beside me Time goes on and on When you're beside me Time goes on and on (Here we are, here we are, here we are, our dreams have come true) When you're beside me Time goes on and on (Here we are, here we are, here we are, our dreams have come true) When you're beside me Time goes on and on (Here we are, here we are, here we are, our dreams have come true) When you're beside me Time goes on and on (Here we are, here we are, here we are, our dreams have come true)
8.
She came over around 9 p.m. A late start, so much we had planned Turn on the TV, crank up some tunes Improve the general vibe in my living room I was worried, but now I feel okay We're having so much fun playing video games Why don't we get a pizza? That would be so great I'm glad you're here with me, I hope that we can do this again We stayed up late together We stayed up late forever It feels so right If there is decent weather I promise you that we'll spend Some time outside I've got a juggling kit, will you learn with me? I've got a hacky-sack, so give me your feet Maybe we'll watch a scary movie at 12 And then by 2 a.m. We'll do something else I was hungry, but now I feel so swell We ate three bags of chips, we need to pace ourselves Just wanna tell you, I think you're so much fun If we get married, I promise I'll never touch you My friend We stayed up late together We stayed up late forever It feels so right If there is decent weather I promise you that we'll spend Some time outside I love hangin' with you I promise to tell you the truth You probably are my best friend Can we stay up again? I love hangin' with you I promise to tell you the truth You probably are my best friend Can we stay up again? Again and again and again Oh-oh-oh, stayin' up so late Oh-oh-oh, stayin' up so late with you Oh-oh-oh, stayin' up so late Oh-oh-oh, stayin' up so late with you We stayed up late together We stayed up late forever It feels so right If there is decent weather I promise you that we'll spend Some time outside
9.
Our parents met for the first time They shared some wine and a big hug E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o Our parents met for the first time We took them out to a strip club E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o E-yi-yi-yi-yi yo-o-o Our parents met, our dads shook hands, our mothers smiled and smiled again Our parents met, our dads shook hands, our mothers smiled and smiled again Our parents met, our dads shook hands, our mothers smiled and smiled again Our parents met, our dads shook hands, our mothers smiled and smiled again And we've got our whole lives ahead of us, baby We did this right
10.
Girl, you reach into my mind Girl, you reach into my mind You touch my brain You touch my brain Girl, you reach into my mind You should keep your hands there all the time And touch my brain And touch my brain When you're on my mind You're in my brain When you're in my heart It's not the same In a sterile room You're in my brain New thoughts will bloom Inside my brain Thoughts so heavy Your whole hand's on my brain Thoughts so heavy Your whole hand's on my brain Girl, you reach into my mind
11.
Never Leave 04:20
Never leave I don't want you to leave me Never leave I just want you to need me Never leave It would hurt my feelings if you left me Never leave I hope you never forget me If you leave, I'll cry in the night I'll skip breakfast for days I'll still eat lunch Even if we are through I'll still eat dinner without you, ooh-ooh Never leave I just want to keep eating Never leave And it's real bad if you're leaving Never leave I'm morally opposed to rejection Never leave Now who will set up my wifi for me?
12.
It's a surprise!!!!!!!!
13.
I run my hand and she's there I run my hand and she's there Itch my scalp and she's there I itch my scalp and she's there Widow's peak to my brow She will never delouse Just so close to my brain She's a womanly plane She's a girl in my hair She's a girl in my hair She's just a strand She makes demands I put my girl in a braid I put my girl in a braid I comb her back into shape I comb her back into shape Widow's peak to my brow She will never delouse Just so close to my brain She's a womanly plane

credits

released September 10, 2015

All songs and lyrics written and performed by Hot Dad/Erik Helwig
Mixing: Erik Helwig
Mastering: Andrew Maury
Artwork: Tim McCool
Additional vocals on "Girl in My Hair" by Anat Belasen

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