The other keys, eager for your touch
They wanna be pressed too
But I am wide, I’m the one most used
I’ll always make a space for you
Your keyboard is my ecosystem
Reach down to me whenever you need
These other keys won’t treat you right
Let me be your only key, the only one you’ll ever need
I am your space bar
But I wanna be your keyboard
More than your space bar
I’ll be the keystroke to your heart
I used to hang with the other keys
H, O, T, D, A, Caps Lock
But something changed when they realized you
Made time for me between all them
Been feelin’ nervous ‘bout the rest of the keyboard
Left, right, up top, yeah, surrounding me
Push me with either hand, I’m long for you
Without me it’s all one big word, it’s hard to read, it’ll raise concerns
I am your space bar
But I wanna be your keyboard
More than your space bar
I’ll be the keystroke to your heart
I’m here beneath you, as you type
Help you communicate
I want to feel you, treat you right
USB interface (or maybe Bluetooth or PS/2)
I dream of nothing but your touch
Pressing relationship
Push hard, I’ll never push you back
Our love is just one-way
And that ain’t gonna change
I am your space bar
But I wanna be your keyboard
More than your space bar
I’ll be the keystroke to your heart
You need me in your life, just to type things right
But I need you more, and it ain’t no lie
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