He's rough and tough, my grandson just can't enough
He's building up his muscles looking to get real buff
He's the sensitive type, my grandson wants to do it right
Take him home tonight, my grandson's just the kind you like
I'd love for you to meet my grandson
Drives a nice a car, keeps his hands out of the cookie jar
He's svelte and tall, an avid supporter of Ron Paul
He shaves his chest, and has a fake tan, he's the best
My grandson's real fertile, so if you need a baby, he's your man
I'd love for you to meet my grandson
He's extra cool, my grandson ain't no stinkin' fool
He eats raw meet, the juices get stuck in his thick gotee
He's well-endowed, spent a long time trying to figure that out
Shirts stained with sauce, my grandson's bound to be the boss
I'd love for you to meet my grandson
Hoooooooo, grandson
credits
released October 27, 2016
Mastered by Andrew Maury
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